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We never win in Manhattan.  Let’s keep it going.

1 minute ago, El Moco said:

We never win in Manhattan.  Let’s keep it going.

Pussy! 

The Purple Wizard doesn’t need help. 

can't expect to beat Patterson and Snyder in the same year, much less back to back. Not to mention, both are purple. 

Damn right!  I’m betting on KSU!   Lost my last 2 bets taking USC/TCU.  I’ll gladly lose 8 more bets. 

No fucking way we can win that one.  Classic trap game between two ranked opponents.  We might not even score.  

19 minutes ago, Texas Flood said:

Black magic never ends

It's purple magic from a purple wizard. How do you not know this?

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Is Bill Snyder too old to jerk off?

You’re never too old.  Now maybe some of the chicks you bang are too fat, but you’re never to old to wax the Bishop.

Team has to learn to win on the road. Not a better game to start with than this. Ill say the line will open at Texas -3.5. Gotta come out and punch people in the mouth when you are on the road. We arent good at that yet. Too many slow starts

Just now, UTGrad98 said:

Team has to learn to win on the road. Not a better game to start with than this. Ill say the line will open at Texas -3.5. Gotta come out and punch people in the mouth when you are on the road. We arent good at that yet. Too many slow starts

Vegas will have us as huge favorites after the last two weeks and Kstate getting blown out by WVU. Not saying we've earned it. But be ready for us to be double digit favorites. 

Texas is at Kansas State next Saturday. The Longhorns have lost their last five games in Manhattan, Kansas dating to 2006. This is what is at the bottom of ESPN's game recap of today's game.  Manhattan should look like Atlanta after Sherman left when the game is over.

2 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

Team has to learn to win on the road. Not a better game to start with than this. Ill say the line will open at Texas -3.5. Gotta come out and punch people in the mouth when you are on the road. We arent good at that yet. Too many slow starts

I don't even think the road factor is a big deal. Team has to learn to win as a favorite.

Edited by Bevo14

Mensa should learn about the history of UT QBs and QB sneaks in Manhattan. 

12 hours ago, El Moco said:

We never win in Manhattan.  Let’s keep it going.

Kansas State, if there was a year not to worry of the Wildcats, it's this year...

I bet there’s a Jordy Nelson clone that PW is going to roll out to torch us for 200 yds and 3 TDs. PW will have on a rain jacket tucked into his windbreaker pants again and we’ll all think it’s badass. Sam will do nothing but scramble in the pocket and take sacks, CJ and LJH will be shut down by some 5’9” dudes no one has heard of, and Ingram won’t play, not because of the hip pointer but because he’s too busy on Fortnight. Utterly doomed.

1 hour ago, kopp0e said:

Kansas State, if there was a year not to worry of the Wildcats, it's this year...

Did someone just start watching Texas football?

Well, at least it’s not a night game.


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Dalton Schoen #83, no star 5 heart walk on WR from KS. 

Last year he had 5 catches for 128 yards and 2 touchdowns in Austin as a sophmore. Any predictions on what he will do this year?!?

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1 minute ago, Ted Dantzler said:

Dalton Schoen #83, no star 5 heart walk on WR from KS. 

Last year he had 5 catches for 128 yards and 2 touchdowns in Austin as a sophmore. Any predictions on what he will do this year?!?

83_Schoen_Dalton_mug.jpg?width=300

Get his heart ripped out and handed to him mid way through the first quarter by our secondary.

11 minutes ago, UTGrad98 said:

Get his heart ripped out and handed to him mid way through the first quarter by our secondary.

You must be new here

1 hour ago, Ted Dantzler said:

Dalton Schoen #83, no star 5 heart walk on WR from KS. 

Last year he had 5 catches for 128 yards and 2 touchdowns in Austin as a sophmore. Any predictions on what he will do this year?!?

83_Schoen_Dalton_mug.jpg?width=300

introduce him to BJ foster on a dig route across the middle  

1 hour ago, Ted Dantzler said:

Dalton Schoen #83, no star 5 heart walk on WR from KS. 

Last year he had 5 catches for 128 yards and 2 touchdowns in Austin as a sophmore. Any predictions on what he will do this year?!?

83_Schoen_Dalton_mug.jpg?width=300

Hopefully get a haircut by someone who isn’t blind.

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Did someone just start watching Texas football?

All streaks are meant to be broken, as shown in yesterdays performance...

1 hour ago, Ted Dantzler said:

Dalton Schoen #83, no star 5 heart walk on WR from KS. 

Last year he had 5 catches for 128 yards and 2 touchdowns in Austin as a sophmore. Any predictions on what he will do this year?!?

83_Schoen_Dalton_mug.jpg?width=300

Amazing how this happens year after year.

1 hour ago, Ted Dantzler said:

Dalton Schoen #83, no star 5 heart walk on WR from KS. 

Last year he had 5 catches for 128 yards and 2 touchdowns in Austin as a sophmore. Any predictions on what he will do this year?!?

83_Schoen_Dalton_mug.jpg?width=300

Become a recipient of his first Sterns and Foster sleeper set.

Zero (0) Texas defensive players are suspended for targeting this game!

Fuck yeah!

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3 hours ago, Footballpants said:

OP is a big gaping vagina.

Dude, you don’t get it do you?  

2 hours ago, kopp0e said:

All streaks are meant to be broken, as shown in yesterdays performance...

Streaks are meant to be broken. Not breaking a streak is not what was implied or criticized. The claim of not having to worry about K-State this year is the bone head statement my reply referred too.

Edited by DanTheHorn

3 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

Get his heart ripped out and handed to him mid way through the first quarter by our secondary.

He was a 5 heart recruit so he would still have 4 hearts left

1 hour ago, DanTheHorn said:

Streaks are meant to be broken. Not breaking a streak is not what was implied or criticized. The claim of not having to worry about K-State this year is the bone head statement my reply referred too.

You may have misconstrued intent of the post, which is as stated, " if there was a year not to worry of the Wildcats, it's this year", provided one saw the play against WVU...

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