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Carla was the prom queen.

I'm not a chemical freak.   I'm a chemical super freak.

It’s certainly more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days…

Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal.

How you like how THAT shit works?!

On 11/13/2025 at 7:06 AM, Parliament said:

 Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

What does an aging Scottish former secret agent whos spent dedcades in prison know about prom? 

27 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

What does an aging Scottish former secret agent whos spent dedcades in prison know about prom? 

It’s called the suspension of disbelief…it makes brainless movies like The Rock many, many times more enjoyable.  Give it a shot

I’d take pleasure in guttin you……boy

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

What does an aging Scottish former secret agent whos spent dedcades in prison know about prom? 

Maybe not much, but he knows your mom likes #69.

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6 hours ago, Parliament said:

Hey man, you just fucked up your Ferrari.

It's not mine.

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I love the fact that Stanley doesn't cuss in this film (well once at the very end).

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