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2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

 

Better than Abbott, but what a low bar.

As an independent? Well I suppose this next year all Republicans might be historically vulnerable so might as well.

Bongos in every garage. In 

1) Fuck that shit, he'll turn out to be MAGA.

2) Like the slogan though -- "Be a lot cooler if you did."  That's good stuff.

pretty sure they are just filming something lol

This is the dumbest fucking timeline. Glad it’s not real because anyone wanting him for governor is a dipshit.

Edited by hobbes2702

Just now, hobbes2702 said:

This is the dumbest fucking timeline. 

....SO FAR.....

Wait till the 2032 presidential race between Kid Rock and Taylor Swift.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

....SO FAR.....

Wait till the 2032 presidential race between Kid Rock and Taylor Swift.

Why would that be dumb?  A very intelligent woman with an insane work ethic who happens to have earned a Billion without any corruption or scandal strictly through hard work and talent.  Hires qualified people and retains them through exceptional pay and benefits way beyond industry standard.  Cares about fans (voters), donates a metric shit of money to charity quietly, and again hires the best people and treats them well with- you know the primary task of an executive.  For the Dems

 

Vs a faux redneck never was idiot maga?

12 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

....SO FAR.....

Wait till the 2032 presidential race between Kid Rock and Taylor Swift.

Actually I do get why that would be a shitty thing.  America wouldn't elect Any woman no matter what Fecal form they had to choose instead, even if that was Kid Rock. 

....SO FAR.....
Wait till the 2032 presidential race between Kid Rock and Taylor Swift.

Um, you promise? That would be a big step up.
50 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

....SO FAR.....

Wait till the 2032 presidential race between Kid Rock and Taylor Swift.

You'll get AI Trump vs AI Chuck Schumer and you'll like it. 

38 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Only if he runs in character as David Wooderson.

No Wooderson, no deal.

I don’t think we need more pedophiles in office…

Gotta say, pretty brilliant way for the studio to get free marketing for the movie

5 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

I don’t think we need more pedophiles in office…

Shit, dude.  It seems to be a prerequisite these days.

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Shit, dude.  It seems to be a prerequisite these days.

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2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Yes for a TV series on Apple+ apparently. 

EDIT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothers_(upcoming_TV_series)

 

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fake news

 

1 hour ago, hobbes2702 said:

This is the dumbest fucking timeline. Glad it’s not real because anyone wanting him for governor is a dipshit.

It’s a soft launch. See the response, go from there.  

I saw his book of poetry in the bookstore. Good for him for trying.

McConaughey would fail as a politician, especially in Texas.  Trying to think of any celebrity that would actually make a good statewide or national politician.  A high Q score is not a good reason to think someone would make a good politician.  Taylor Swift seems to have the faculties to make the transition, but she would have to navigate a very fraught path over the next decade in order to be successful, and I don’t see her wanting to do that or being able to do it; but she is an extremely high quality individual.

I suspect Stephen Colbert could do it.  But he’s already 61 years old.

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