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Damn, I was making chicken tinga tacos and we get a surprise commit. I like a large Midwestern TE, let's do this thing.

Last recruit this surprising was... Malcolm Roach?

He's from the right area of the country and he's gigantic just hire a coach that teaches them how to use their feet

Congrats Charlie, but this timeline of events is crazy. 

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20 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Unfortunately true. Going the Dabo downfall route of recruiting too many honkys 

Has there ever even been a good white TE?

More highly rated than Gunnar Helm and Jack Endries. Debatably whiter though. Doomed.

Dude is a linebacker playing TE.
I like him more now.

H.S. Athletic Background
All-State selection as a junior after recording 100 tackles (eight for loss), three sacks, an interception and a forced fumble at linebacker. Also played tight end and was recruited on both sides of the ball. Was All-Conference in basketball as well.

I assume this guy was an inexpensive lottery ticket that you take and hope he pays out. Plus Minnesota knows how to scout TEs and this guy was a multisport athlete. 

Seems like a decent take. Could be bread, but I understand the logic of taking recruits like this. 

Good size, good athlete, good toughness, good take. 

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/17996548/68c72878a355a35c8c5983b5

You guys need to chill.  I don't believe his listed 40 time, but the dude can run and is physical as hell.  It's a great end of the class take.  Maybe he can be what Shannon never developed into.  Dude's out there pancaking people and destroying the DL's edge contain.  

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19 minutes ago, RabidM said:

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/17996548/68c72878a355a35c8c5983b5

You guys need to chill.  I don't believe his listed 40 time, but the dude can run and is physical as hell.  It's a great end of the class take.  Maybe he can be what Shannon never developed into.  Dude's out there pancaking people and destroying the DL's edge contain.  

 

or what Geoff Swaim developed into.

Fuck yeah walking into Minnesota and taking who we want 

2 minutes ago, EverybodyGoDeep said:

David Thomas

Gunnar Helm

 

What is wrong with your instrumentation?

6 hours ago, RabidM said:

https://www.hudl.com/video/3/17996548/68c72878a355a35c8c5983b5

You guys need to chill.  I don't believe his listed 40 time, but the dude can run and is physical as hell.  It's a great end of the class take.  Maybe he can be what Shannon never developed into.  Dude's out there pancaking people and destroying the DL's edge contain.  

Yeah this dude has very entertaining plays on film. And he’s huge.  I don’t know why people are hating on this. 

1 hour ago, Da Fino said:

Yeah this dude has very entertaining plays on film. And he’s huge.  I don’t know why people are hating on this. 

He's white. He's from Minnesota. He's white. They've never heard of him Before. He's white. And this board is full of assholes.......and He's white

On 11/14/2025 at 10:54 PM, Da Fino said:

Yeah this dude has very entertaining plays on film. And he’s huge.  I don’t know why people are hating on this. 

Because this place is chock full of fucking idiots

On 11/15/2025 at 12:47 AM, FCB said:

He's white. He's from Minnesota. He's white. They've never heard of him Before. He's white. And this board is full of assholes.......and He's white

Michigan, but your point remains.

On 11/16/2025 at 1:47 PM, MirrOlure said:

Because this place is chock full of fucking idiots

As evidenced by the number of people that think Portage, MI is in f'n Minnesota. 

On 11/15/2025 at 12:47 AM, FCB said:

He's white. He's from Minnesota. He's white. They've never heard of him Before. He's white. And this board is full of assholes.......and He's white

White TEs can play at the highest level just fine, dumbass.  7 of the top 10 in receptions so far this season are white, and that's not including Bowers or Craft due to missing multiple games from injury. And MI isn't Minnesota. I know you are trying to be funny but leave that to the funny and educated people 

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On 11/13/2025 at 9:36 PM, HenryJames said:

Has there ever even been a good white TE?

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