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1 hour ago, texifornia said:

The staff would be finding a way to have CJ/LJH/Smith or Whittington on the field at once 

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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I hate this thread getting bumped without news.  

No kidding...

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4 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

My source inside the program says that while LJH hasn't made a final decision yet, he's leaning towards leaving. 

 

 

 

 

EJ probably.....

Wish I had read the fine print BEFORE I set my house on fire. 

Yeah, I’m sure LJ is concerned about his PT being reduced in college, and not carefully evaluating his pro draft prospects. 

I hope this is sarcasm. Cause he doesnt have shit to worry about in regards to snaps.

I thought of a decent NFL comp: Adam Theilen.

LJH is still a bit bigger and taller, but routes, hands, and physical style are similar.

I'll go with Dez Bryant as a comp,  but LJH will be better. 

Sucks for Horns '19.....but I'm afraid he gone. Bigger picture, this is a good sign we can fast track legit playmakers to the NFL. Can do nothing but help recruiting. Bru....did you sign? Lol

Go get paid, LJH. You were a pleasure to watch and a huge contributor to this program's turnaround. Hope I'm wrong.....but either way, big thanks to #84 

36 minutes ago, JBJ said:

I thought of a decent NFL comp: Adam Theilen.

LJH is still a bit bigger and taller, but routes, hands, and physical style are similar.

no.  no.  have you seen adam thielen?  you can’t compare thielen and LJH.  

thielen reminds me of a speedier version of calcaterra at OU.  don’t ask me why he just does. 

I want him to stay, but kid deserves to get paid. What an absolute beast he has been for us. Either way he leans, I’m a big fan. Forever. 

10 hours ago, Casual Encounter said:

 

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Nvm

6 hours ago, JBJ said:

I thought of a decent NFL comp: Adam Theilen.

LJH is still a bit bigger and taller, but routes, hands, and physical style are similar.

Love LJH, but he ain't even close to Thielen.

I think LJH's comp if he enters the draft next season is Eric Decker, and that's if he substantially improves his route running in the offseason.

depending on how he improves he'll be somewhere between Eric Decker and Anquan Bolden.

Thinking about going by Lil' Steel Shank as a way to pay respect. And to also up my game.

I thought of a decent NFL comp: Adam Theilen.
LJH is still a bit bigger and taller, but routes, hands, and physical style are similar.

You can’t use them as comps when the players are of different races. Theilen is more comparable to Ed mccaffrey obviously
2 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Can someone fluent in jive translate this plz? 

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1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Can someone fluent in jive translate this plz? 

Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help! 

2 minutes ago, NowThis said:

Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da help! 

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My white literal interpretation see's "bread winner" and thinks he's gone so he can get paid.  

 

(not a serious translation)

10 minutes ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Can someone fluent in jive translate this plz? 

He said he's a loc out gangster, set tripping banger.  And his homie is down, so don't arouse his anger

28 minutes ago, hornian said:

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"Life changing decisions are difficult, requiring deep consultations with professionals and learned elders.  I wish to thank the educators, coaches and confidants at the University of Texas at Austin for their guidance. I will be rendering my decision forthwith." 

If that song is some sort of clue to his decision and not some spur of the moment posting, then I would say he is gone. Really think he should come back though, leaving would be unwise and cost him a lot of money in the long run.

Bread makes you fat.

Well if all i had to eat is ice then i'd be trying to buy some bread also.  Especially with all those kids.  

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On 1/4/2019 at 1:37 PM, JBJ said:

I thought of a decent NFL comp: Adam Theilen.

LJH is still a bit bigger and taller, but routes, hands, and physical style are similar.

Adam Theilen runs a 4.4 forty. He should've played for a big-time school in college. 

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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More like this:

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3 hours ago, NowThis said:

"Life changing decisions are difficult, requiring deep consultations with professionals and learned elders.  I wish to thank the educators, coaches and confidants at the University of Texas at Austin for their guidance. I will be rendering my decision forthwith." 

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On 1/4/2019 at 8:23 AM, Casual Encounter said:

Yes, because LJH is close to that level of play. You fully understand now.

 

Burt has HR threat all day long... 

But you are aware we use more than 2 recievers every play nowdays, right? You don't bench one of the best set of hands for speed...  You don't bench your most physical set of clutch hands hands for speed... 

What you do is RS the incoming and go home everynight thanking sweet baby jesus you are in a position to stockpile an arsenal.   It isn't that dificult..  easy like your mom

4 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Can someone fluent in jive translate this plz? 

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4 hours ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

Can someone fluent in jive translate this plz? 

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On 1/4/2019 at 9:18 AM, jimmyjazz said:

A comment and a question, unrelated:

* a very close friend is a Georgia grad and the guy he couldn't stop talking about after the game was LJH.  Apparently he's "SEC tough" but, you know, better.

* does it seem to anyone else that Burt has been here forever?

Did you explain to him there aren't many SEC recievers Big 12 capable.  Our recievers across the board smokes theirs...

4 hours ago, NowThis said:

"Life changing decisions are difficult, requiring deep consultations with professionals and learned elders.  I wish to thank the educators, coaches and confidants at the University of Texas at Austin for their guidance. I will be rendering my decision forthwith." 

I love how Michael Huff is like "the fuck is this dude talking about"

23 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

Burt has HR threat all day long... 

But you are aware we use more than 2 recievers every play nowdays, right? You don't bench one of the best set of hands for speed...  You don't bench your most physical set of clutch hands hands for speed... 

What you do is RS the incoming and go home everynight thanking sweet baby jesus you are in a position to stockpile an arsenal.   It isn't that dificult..  easy like your mom

You dumb motherfuckers act like I was saying LJH would be unseated. All I was stating was it could be on his mind, number reduction. Not benched, not passed over, but when you got a group of studs coming in, some will likely get playing time, thus reducing his numbers. I was merely speaking of possibility and something which might have potential impact on his decision.

I have literally nothing to base off of, but I feel like if he were staying, he would have announced just hours after COJO. This one doesn’t feel like a stay at all. 

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Thanks for your uniformed bullshit then. It’s a help.

Just now, brojangles2 said:

I have literally nothing to base off of, but I feel like if he were staying, he would announced just hours after COJO. This one doesn’t feel like a stay at all. 

I think he's torn and thinks more highly of himself than CJ. 

I'm guessing he wants to beleive that he's a legit prospect coming out but has reservations. 

He clearly hadn't made his mind up after the game.

5 hours ago, hornian said:

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PROFICISCETVR

All these changes in language make you youngsters hard to understand.

I have literally nothing to base off of, but I feel like if he were staying, he would have announced just hours after COJO. This one doesn’t feel like a stay at all. 
He's weighing his options and is just a bread winner outchea tryna yea!!

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