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  • The reality is the minute that cat's ghetto momma named him LilJordan his options in life were professional athlete or bust.

  • So is his first name “Lil” and his middle name “Jordan”?  How does that work?    Spoiler alert: I realize that is all one completely stupid ass name.  I’m sure I’ll get downvoted on this (ag

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#1703
13 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:

I’m getting a lil’ uncomfortable with the direction of this thread.

 

2 minutes ago, po elvis said:

Some people are passionate about their opinions of lil Jordan Humphrey.

 

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#1704
20 hours ago, Fondren & Main said:

There isn’t one.  You’ve got to get to Arlington to find one.  I’m not sure I’d say Euless even has one...

North Richland Hills still has some maybe, and then watauga. 

#1705
21 hours ago, Modessit said:
21 hours ago, Napoleon said:
...some jobs have you pee in a cup, even if it is unrelated to that job. 

How often is peeing in a cup actually related to the job?

And why is it that you have to pee in a cup being held by the slightly kooky VP of Marketing on a weekly, sometimes daily basis, in the executive bathroom, and said VP then tells you not to tell anybody, as corporate doesn't want people to know about the tests.  Oh and he slips you a twenty on the way out.  I don't mind getting paid to piss in a cup, but I'd prefer to hold it, but no, that's not how it works.

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#1710

I look forward to seeing Humphrey run over NFL safeties. This is his big chance. Millions of dollars on the line. No pressure.

#1712

I can't believe anyone would dispute the value of a UT degree in ANYTHING.  The guy is a loaf, but that degree would get him in some doors he'd never otherwise crack.  It's asinine to think otherwise.

#1715

He could really end up getting some run this Sunday. They're not going to use Taysom Hill as a gadget player as much most likely, because he's now suddenly the backup QB. If TQ Smith is out, LJH is either the 3rd or 4th receiver, and his competition for the #3 spot is a really pedestrian white guy (Austin Carr) who won't scare anyone. Saints may want to take a chance to get a playmaker out there with Brees out. He's going to get some snaps and probably a few targets this weekend - keep an eye out.

Saints 3rd QB is JT Barrett now. If Bridgewater got hurt, he might shoot to #1 as Taysom is more of a weapon/toy than a real QB. Wild.

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#1716
On 9/2/2019 at 11:26 PM, atomheartbevo said:

And why is it that you have to pee in a cup being held by the slightly kooky VP of Marketing on a weekly, sometimes daily basis, in the executive bathroom, and said VP then tells you not to tell anybody, as corporate doesn't want people to know about the tests.  Oh and he slips you a twenty on the way out.  I don't mind getting paid to piss in a cup, but I'd prefer to hold it, but no, that's not how it works.

Did you have to use one of these?

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#1717
15 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Did you have to use one of these?

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That looks like a sex toy.

More like this, so your coach VP can see if you're hydrating properly

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#1718
Guaranteed three game checks at league min now. Time to hit the steakhouse. 
Congrats to LJ. Make it stick. 


No Cheesecake Factory!
#1719
On 9/2/2019 at 11:09 PM, po elvis said:

Some people are passionate about their opinions of lil Jordan Humphrey.

Some people are passionate about being racist.

 

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#1720
On 9/1/2019 at 8:13 PM, Future said:

The reality is the minute that cat's ghetto momma named him LilJordan his options in life were professional athlete or bust.

Name does not check out. 

#1722
4 hours ago, BradInATX said:

Saints 3rd QB is JT Barrett now. If Bridgewater got hurt, he might shoot to #1 as Taysom is more of a weapon/toy than a real QB. Wild.

Taysom the Weapon/Toy looked really fucking good this preseason as a traditional QB. Like, good enough to trade Teddy "good".

JT will get to hold the clipboard if Teddy gets hurt, but he's not coming close to starting a game unless Teddy AND Taysom go down.
 

PS- Go LJH!

#1723
35 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Taysom the Weapon/Toy looked really fucking good this preseason as a traditional QB. Like, good enough to trade Teddy "good".

JT will get to hold the clipboard if Teddy gets hurt, but he's not coming close to starting a game unless Teddy AND Taysom go down.
 

PS- Go LJH!

Eh. I like Hill but most of what he did was against 4th stringers, and the playbook would have to be significantly reduced for him. I think Payton sees Bridgewater/Barrett as real QBs and Taysom as a guy he can play all over the field, including at QB. 

Let's hope Teddy lights up the Seahawks Sunday and we never find out..

#1725

I'm stoked about this. Going to the game, gonna be sweet to get more horns on the field! 

Seattle has had mistakes at the corner and safety spots, should be fun to see what LJH can do in the slot and against the rookie LB's if he gets that match up.

Go Hawks

#1726

Saints play the Cowboys in a couple of Sundays. That suddenly got more interesting. Lost some luster when Brees went down but now LJH makes this more fun. 

#1731
On 9/1/2019 at 2:43 PM, Not a Sock said:

This is stupid fucking take. LJ is not fucking Vince

you don't know what those dudes do in their free time. 

#1741

I'm a Cowboys fan, but hopefully Lil'Jordan sees the field against the 'Boys this weekend, contributes meaningfully to the game, secures his roster spot, and makes himself some money.

#1742
25 minutes ago, Hornlover said:

I'm a Cowboys fan, but hopefully Lil'Jordan sees the field against the 'Boys this weekend, contributes meaningfully to the game, secures his roster spot, and makes himself some money.

Strong avatar to post combination.

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