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Nothing more on brand for Aggie for this to happen the day they announced Elmo’s contract extension. 

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  • Chicken fried bacon
    Chicken fried bacon

    My daughter is at the game.  Her Aggie friends want to leave the game. “I’m enjoying this - Let’s stay”

  • Mitch Cumsteen
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    Nothing more on brand for Aggie for this to happen the day they announced Elmo’s contract extension. 

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    A&M had the ball on South Carolina's 6 yard line with 2:20 left in the half with the score 20-3. They were then outscored 10-0 LOL

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Do you think Elko went into the locker room and immediately demanded to sign his extension right then and there?

gamecocks probably need 10 more points to shut this down for good.  

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

This Joey Galloway halftime should be great. He’s been banging the “metrics” having aggy at 1 drum for 3 weeks

Dusty has been fellating them as well. 

Joey Galloway is humping the corpse like in Halo multiplayer.

Just now, Mitch Cumsteen said:

Nothing more on brand for Aggie for this to happen the day they announced Elmo’s contract extension. 

yep.  all they needed to do was wait for the Samford/bye game.

“A&M has been absolutely terrible … it’s so bad… S Carolina hasn’t even played that well. If they were it would be much worse.”

halftime commentary on TV, lol.

 

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A&M had the ball on South Carolina's 6 yard line with 2:20 left in the half with the score 20-3. They were then outscored 10-0 LOL

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"The last time A&M started 10-0 was 1992. Looks like it could be safe." 😃

6 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Aggy collapse came kinda late but it’s finally here .

I blame La Niña.

Just now, scramblyn said:

“A&M has been absolutely terrible … it’s so bad… S Carolina hasn’t even played that well. If they were it would be much worse.”

halftime commentary on TV, lol.

 

Also, implied their poor play might be intentional because they don’t want to play in the SECCG

Just now, Bevo Num1 said:

I blame La Niña.

It’s Spanish for The Nina.

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I want them to make the playoffs after losing to us, and then have them get beat by Texas Tech.  It would be a glorious end to their season.

Man a 10-2 Aggie vs 9-3 Texas would be a fun debate.  Texas would destroys them in resume. 

Hotel room in Scottsdale.   Just saw this.   Hahahahahahhahaha

1 minute ago, SomeoneYouKnow2 said:

A&M had the ball on South Carolina's 6 yard line with 2:20 left in the half. They were then outscored 10-0 

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Hm. Last time I saw the score aggy had it in SC territory down 20-3.

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1 minute ago, TonyTexas said:

Also, implied their poor play might be intentional because they don’t want to play in the SECCG

Of course they don’t want to be there how else do you explain they’ve never been there ?

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I missed this bit too. 

 

 

Weird seeing Jimbo on the ACC halftime show. He’s getting PAID! I wonder if he is still getting Houston oil money or if he’s finally been paid out

7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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If they are trying to throw the game, they are elite at that, if less than subtle. 

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Hotel room in Scottsdale.   Just saw this.   Hahahahahahhahaha

How’s the blow and hookers?

If the second half resembles the first, this block party of a thread threatens to go full orgy..

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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

I missed this bit too. 

 

 

I’d never expect anything else that gladly refers to him/they/whatever as a “milkman”

aggy is going to take this out on 1-9 Samford next week.

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1 minute ago, TexasMan said:

I missed this bit too. 

 

 

If Texas wasn't a completely corrupt,  backwards state that cop would be fired by Monday

1 minute ago, UTEE97 said:

Poor Aggys!Screenshot_20251115_105356_Chrome.thumb.jpg.b6342ea964825cd3770943f23adc1887.jpg

Oh, come on.  Most years y'all are 6-3 by the time you lose game 10.

Aggy=fools gold.  Every fucking year.  Their consistency is amazing. 

Elko is orca fat. Good lord.

I think he has uncontrolled diabetes or at least severe insulin resistance. What fortune 500 would give their chief executive 100 million without demanding je get that under control?
2 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

If the second half resembles the first, this block party of a thread threatens to go full orgy..

I'm going to find out what happens when your erection doesn't go down after four hours.

Elko should have signed whatever the fuck extension was in front of him last night...  

And now... we rely on Cocks not to be stupid when excited...

13 minutes ago, MuellerHorn said:

Reed should have at least two more picks too. 

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Is that bad?

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:


I think he has uncontrolled diabetes or at least severe insulin resistance. What fortune 500 would give their chief executive 100 million without demanding je get that under control?

With the access he has to a weight room, nutritionists, and cafeteria, that’s A valid thought 

3 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

I missed this bit too. 

 

 

 

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aggy's favorite tradition is attacking people after the play, sometimes with weapons, and still losing

I am thoroughly surprised by this game. I know Moss said he's out until the Longhorn game. I told him so you'll be able to play the day you lose to my longhorns? And he just laughed so did his wife LOL.

Elko is running straight to his office and l looking for a pen to sign that paperwork on his desk 

It’ll be great they rescind the offer then he bolts to Penn State. Then aggy never recovers. A man can only dream.

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