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1 minute ago, Gaffords said:

There was only parity in the SEC because we sucked.

Sorry.  B12...  I'm drunk

I think its safe to say OU is Bama kryptonite.

I've never seen Alabama look like such total shit in my life other than today and last years OU game. 

Tuscaloosa is finally being treated to the worst band in college football

So we can still say we dog walked this team right? 

Or is it all “his thumb was hurt” Bs?

I mean he was throwing bombs before the game but couldn’t do shit during the game. 

6 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

The one time I want to root for Alabama and..... 

 

If Texas doesn’t win tonight it’ll be a really bad day. 
 

Aggy coming back. ou winning(so far). 
 

ND blowing out Pitt. Michigan winning(really need a 3rd loss in case they beat OSU).  
 

maybe Utah and BYU can lose?  Doubt it. 

Edited by Drew

OU is playing with their hair on fire. 
 

This is exactly how we are going to need to come out tonight. 

3 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

oh hell

 

3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

hot damn

call the police and the fireman

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

If Texas won out and OU beat Bama, would Texas get into Sec championship game against a@m, or does ole miss also have to lose?

Ole Miss doesn’t have to lose but we need a match up to go our way to help the strength of record tie breakers. Something Like Florida winning, or even State beating Missouri would do it. 

Ok, too many scenarios. Played with calculator. Fuck OU. Them winning doesn’t help us that much.  

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Ok, too many scenarios. Played with calculator. Fuck OU. Them winning doesn’t help us that much.  

Fuck them

3 point game. Get your head out your ass. 

This game feels like it’s being played in slow motion 

Just now, Knoxtnhorn said:

Confused.  Why didn't Bama's oline not need to be set on that TD?

Shh SEC gonna SEC. 

1 minute ago, satyanash said:

What the hell is wrong with Ty Simpson today

he has a lot to kill up to uhgg uh ... a lot to live up to

Just FYI,

Played some more with the calculator.  The OU Bama game winner doesn't really matter except if Auburn were to upset Bama, which is unlikely.  Basically, Texas needs to win out and see Ole Miss lose to Floria or Miss St and it's a Bama Texas SEC championship. 

So, I've directed the staff and players at Texas to change their plans and go ahead and win out. You're welcome.

ESPN guy says aggy pulled off the upset...sheesh.  this will be likened to storming the beaches at Normandy all week.  fucking beamer.

44 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Couldn’t an ousucks win be good for us?

Everyone we beat that wins afterwards, helps our cause.

Bama TE is getting what he wants from OU

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

ESPN guy says aggy pulled off the upset...sheesh.  this will be likened to storming the beaches at Normandy all week.  fucking beamer.

No Drunkenmilker to save him & his pop.

Wow, BamaJelly called for offensive holding at home!

Who'd they piss off in the SECSEC office recently?  Lulz. 

What in God's name were you looking at ref?

17 minutes ago, IBuryPaul said:

This game feels like it’s being played in slow motion 

You must be mistakenly watching a Big-SLOW-Ten game instead.  Lulz. 

What's the confusion here? The receiver doesn't have the ball at the end of the play. 

New game in 2nd half.  Good bama. Finish them off. 

31 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Tuscaloosa is finally being treated to the worst band in college football

They literally only play 2 songs. 

They play "Mobilehoma!" once per game, and play their Shitastic fight song a zillion times the rest of the time.

3 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

What's the confusion here? The receiver doesn't have the ball at the end of the play. 

Yeah, that was the right call.  Love that the announcers have no idea of the rule -- in play is different than on the sideline, right Matt?  Jesus.

Nice job on the FG, 'bama.  Yeesh.

Did 14 use leverage?  I thought you couldn’t do that 

It’s truly amazing watching Mateer and Reed run and opposing defenses play party cake and barely tap him and when arch runs everyone is going foe

murder death kill 

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