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Texas @ Georgia November 15, 2025 - The Beginning or The End

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Absolute dogshit in all three phases. I don't blame Arch at all. He is surrounded by morons who false start, hold, can't catch passes in their hands. He has a head coach who doesn't call run plays in the 2nd half. This was a fundamental failure and it keeps happening against teams like Georgia and Ohio State. Sark is a decent mid-tier coach but we're never going to convert games like this into wins outside of great individual efforts like Ewers against Alabama. He has a ceiling and we've seen it. Maybe we sneak into the playoffs but he's not going to win the SEC or win a championship. But we just have to ride it out now. 

I say we burn this fucker down.

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We’re just not a very well coached team. I don’t know what all of the problems are or why, but massive changes are needed.

Banks needs to be gone
Akina and Orphy probably too
Flood needs to go
Scott too
And the WR coach
Need an OC
Millwee can go too

So we need-
A new OC/QB coach
A new OL coach
A new TE coach
A new RB coach
A new safeties coach
A new CB coach

We’re going to have to go hard in the portal-
OL
RB
WR
DB
Edge

What a mess.

We will see what kind of sack these losers have in the next two weeks if they wanna play for any pride or if they will has been beat out of them and they’re just gonna tuck their tails

1 minute ago, immamac said:

This will not become a thing. I only actually locked the game thread as a funny joke based on the title. I'll merge this in by tomorrow 

This is bad. Try to laugh a little before playing frogger in traffic. 

It was funnier when I misspelled Georgia. 

How deflating to see us line up on D, so strong in the middle.. AND THEN GET EXPOSED ON THE EDGES.

Edited by Orange-4-Life

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

We will see what kind of sack these losers have in the next two weeks if they wanna play for any pride or if they will has been beat out of them and they’re just gonna tuck their tails

Well our star safety is a walk on which tonight he showed wasnt a mistake.  

Banks needs to be launched into the fucking sun. Niblett is the only reason he has a job. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We will see what kind of sack these losers have in the next two weeks if they wanna play for any pride or if they will has been beat out of them and they’re just gonna tuck their tails

I think you are going to be disappointed..."don't care, got paid"

1 minute ago, Orange-4-Life said:

How deflating to see us line up on D, so strong in the middle.. AND THEN GET GET EXPOSED ON THE EDGES.

We've been beat on the edges all season long too and yet PK doesn't try to do anything about it.

Kirby made our coaching staff his bitches yet again with calls they were not ready to overcome.

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

This will not become a thing. I only actually locked the game thread as a funny joke based on the title. I'll merge this in by tomorrow 

This is bad. Try to laugh a little before playing frogger in traffic. 

 

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As bad as tonight was, next year is even worse. We are losing two of our two best defensive players in Anthony Hill and Manny Muhammad. Replacing pretty much the entire OL. Only decent returning player is Colin Simmons and maybe Mosley. We are fucked 

 

7 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Banks shouldn't be coaching at UT and probably anywhere else.  His special teams have been dogshit for years.  Niblett gave him a reprieve with his single handed wizardry but his overall coaching job here has been a disaster. He gets paid a lot of money to suck at his job.  

If Banks doesn't sic the monkey on Roberson after they get back to Austin, he needs to be fired.

With the way that game was played and the final score there is no denying this was a complete failure of a season. Sarkisian has earned enough goodwill that obviously there is no chance of a change at head coach but if he doesn't make structural changes he will have put himself squarely in the hot seat next season. 

And getting fired in college doesn't look so great if you're chasing an NFL job. 

1 minute ago, chemHORN said:

Time to stop paying a bunch of high school kids who haven't done shit in life millions of dollars.  

Maybe time to stop paying the head coach millions of dollars when he's constantly being made the bitch of the coach of Georgia. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Maybe time to stop paying the head coach millions of dollars when he's constantly being made the bitch of the coach of Georgia. 

Unless he leaves or does something silly, he's getting $55 million no matter what.

8 minutes ago, Handcruser said:

We’re just not a very well coached team. I don’t know what all of the problems are or why, but massive changes are needed.

Banks needs to be gone
Akina and Orphy probably too
Flood needs to go
Scott too
And the WR coach
Need an OC
Millwee can go too

So we need-
A new OC/QB coach
A new OL coach
A new TE coach
A new RB coach
A new safeties coach
A new CB coach

We’re going to have to go hard in the portal-
OL
RB
WR
DB
Edge

What a mess.

that's a lot of needs

Gruesome, but not ultimately surprising.

We haven't played a complete game on offense and defense all year. Unlikely to start now.

 There needs to be a serious, objective autopsy to plan for next year.

13 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

I’d pussiness too

Okay, that’s funny. I thought about correcting the title but fuck it. It’s still weak that @immamac locked the game thread. FIRE JEFF BANKS NOW! Sark sucks too. 

4 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

As bad as tonight was, next year is even worse.
 

Replacing pretty much the entire OL. 

 

Goddamn, I hope so!

6 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Time to stop paying a bunch of high school kids who haven't done shit in life millions of dollars.  

NIL about to be at an all time high. Good luck with that!

Everyone always talks about complementary football.  This team is the opposite of that.  All phases do what the need to in order to fuck a game away. 

There is so much more to life than this shit, I recommend everyone get out there and love life. Hike, fish, laugh, boat, ski, travel, art, wine, fuck man Texas baseball, hang with friends, fuck your wife or let her fuck you, hang with your kids, ask them how they are doing, poker with friends, tennis, golf, pick up basketball, make candles, read a book, write a book, watch a movie, garden, go to a concert, take a cooking class, take up 3D printing really anything but this, because this is bullshit.

Edited by scramblyn

There is so much more to life than this shit, I recommend everyone get out there and love life. Hike, fish, laugh, boat, ski, travel, art, wine, fuck man Texas baseball, hang with friends, fuck your wife or let her fuck you, hang with your kids, ask them how they are doing, poker with friends, tennis, golf, pick up basketball, make candles, read a book, write a book, watch a movie, garden, go to a concert, take a cooking class, take up 3D printing really anything but this, because this is bullshit.

Shut up
Just now, Honeysucklerose said:


Shut up

Fuck your dick in your ass 

Just now, scramblyn said:

There is so much more to life than this shit, I recommend everyone get out there and love life. Hike, fish, laugh, boat, ski, travel, art, wine, fuck man Texas baseball, hang with friends, fuck your wife or let her fuck you, hang with your kids, ask them how they are doing, poker with friends, tennis, golf, pick up basketball, make candles, read a book, write a book, watch a movie, garden, take up 3D printing really anything but this, because this is bullshit.

I was agreeing with this..... and then became even more depressed when I realized how many of the things listed here I can't do or have no talent for. apart from the wife fucking part.

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Unless he leaves or does something silly, he's getting $55 million no matter what.

Yes, my preference is he moves on to the NFL as he's not going to do much more as head coach here. But I doubt NFL teams are going to want him as his scheme is piss poor against good defenses. 

Edited by mdmost

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

There is so much more to life than this shit, I recommend everyone get out there and love life. Hike, fish, laugh, boat, ski, travel, art, wine, fuck man Texas baseball, hang with friends, fuck your wife or let her fuck you, hang with your kids, ask them how they are doing, poker with friends, tennis, golf, pick up basketball, make candles, read a book, write a book, watch a movie, garden, go to a concert, take a cooking class, take up 3D printing really anything but this, because this is bullshit.

You can do both. 

Interesting point... all 3 losses this year after time off

  • Ohio State  (1st game)
  • Florida (after bye week)
  • Georgia (after bye week)
Just now, Dark Horse said:

You can do both. 

Exactly, I turned that shit off and enjoyed the company of friends who came over to spend time with us. 

fuck loyalty to a shit product. 

Just now, mdmost said:

Yes, my preference is he moves on to the NFL as he's not going to much more as head coach here. But I doubt NFL teams are going to want him as his scheme is piss poor against good defenses. 

I'm old enough to remember thinking the same thing about Mack Brown.

Maybe he'll get lucky.

 

12 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

With the way that game was played and the final score there is no denying this was a complete failure of a season. Sarkisian has earned enough goodwill that obviously there is no chance of a change at head coach but if he doesn't make structural changes he will have put himself squarely in the hot seat next season. 

And getting fired in college doesn't look so great if you're chasing an NFL job. 

Kliff Kingsbury says hey.

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