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2 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

boebert went fucking insane.  she is not well. 

Nah, she's fine.  There's a little pressure to stay ahead of MGT is the publicity department but so far she's WAY outkicked her coverage. 

She should be waitressing at a bordello and automatic weapons themed restaurant in bum fuck Colorado for $2.00 an hour plus tips with two fetal alcohol syndrome kids and a husband flashing his dick to underage girls.  Life is pretty good for her; she must be doing something right. 

3 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Check out what Gosar retweeted.

 

 

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His sister said he tweeted a similar video on 2016.  That one must have gotten lost in the shuffle.

Makes you wonder what kind of dentist he was.

On 11/10/2021 at 8:01 AM, atomheartbevo said:

They are ultimately relying on the Democrats being their usual incompetent selves.

It's part of the current DNA of the Democratic Party:

From 2019:

The celebration of charismatic, conflict-averse uniters in Democratic-led White Houses (Clinton and Obama) omits a key, and punishing, shift in Democratic politics from anything resembling a viable effort to build a long-term majoritarian liberal coalition. Over the past two decades, Democrats steadily lost disaffected former supporters, while failing to consistently mobilize young or economically precarious people alienated from the entire political process, as the Republican Party increasingly became a nihilistic, anti-democratic machine designed to bamboozle a white elderly base and thwart the desires of the larger public for the sake of an entrenched oligarchy.


All the while, Democratic leaders continue to campaign and govern from a crouched, defensive position even after they win power. They have bought into the central ideological proposition, peddled by apparatchiks and consultants aligned with the conservative movement, that America is an incorrigibly “center-right” nation, and they have precious little strategy or inclination to move that consensus leftward—to fight, in other words, to change the national consensus; the sort of activity that was once understood as “politics.” 


https://newrepublic.com/article/154113/democratic-party-fighting-spirit-give-war-chance

 

 

Seems the sarcasm meter might not be registering for some of yall. 

25 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Uh

 

 

 

 

I expect nothing less . . . from a dentist.

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Seems the sarcasm meter might not be registering for some of yall. 

I was being sarcastic back lol.

Motherfuckface doesn’t have the capability of learning shit!
19 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


I was being sarcastic back lol.

Motherfuckface doesn’t have the capability of learning shit!

i’m naming my next dog “motherfuckface”…

38 minutes ago, washparkhorn said:

I expect nothing less . . . from a dentist.

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Wow. I did not realize you were such a raging anti-dentite. Next thing you know, you'll be saying they should have their own schools. 

3 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Wow. I did not realize you were such a raging anti-dentite.  

Who isn't?  Have you seen the magazines in their waiting rooms?

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

His sister said he tweeted a similar video on 2016.  That one must have gotten lost in the shuffle.

Makes you wonder what kind of dentist he was.

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4 hours ago, tantric superman said:

Pics of Fang Fang?

here come fang fang

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Seems like anyone who puts himself in an anime video might be a little soft on JY-nuh.

i mean are we just ignoring the fact that bird chinned vapid white trash bitch called one colleague a jihadist and brought up who another may be fucking? what.the.actual.fuck.

THERE IS NO FLOOR, THE FLOOR DOES NOT EXIST. 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

Who isn't?  Have you seen the magazines in their waiting rooms?

Pretty much nothing will beat 25 year-old Field & Stream magazines in a legitimate barber shop.  If the adventures of Rancid Crabtree or Crazy Eddie Muldoon don't put you in the mood for a haircut, nothing will.

2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

i’m naming my next dog “motherfuckface”…

"Goddamnit Motherfuckface" for the AKC registration. 

i mean are we just ignoring the fact that bird chinned vapid white trash bitch called one colleague a jihadist and brought up who another may be fucking? what.the.actual.fuck.
THERE IS NO FLOOR, THE FLOOR DOES NOT EXIST. 
I assume it has been mentioned in the Boebert thread, but when there are over a dozen Republican congressfolks earning their own thread for going above and beyond with their insanity, racism, etc, it's hard to keep track of all their transgressions. God, they all suck so bad...
8 hours ago, hookem2010 said:

I assume it has been mentioned in the Boebert thread, but when there are over a dozen Republican congressfolks earning their own thread for going above and beyond with their insanity, racism, etc, it's hard to keep track of all their transgressions. God, they all suck so bad...

Yep. 

There are threads for Biden, Harris, AOC, and maybe a couple other Dems. But for the most part the only criticism they open themselves up to are their liberal socialist policies that are destroying our country. Nothing like, “Did you see the crazy shit that AOC just tweeted?”

Setting policies and politics aside, while elected officials in Congress as a whole are open to criticism, the Republicans by and large are losing their dignity as a party more so than the Democrats. This is not without exception. But it’s also, I think, a direct result of Trumpism.

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37 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Yep. 

There are threads for Biden, Harris, AOC, and maybe a couple other Dems. But for the most part the only criticism they open themselves up to are their liberal socialist policies that are destroying our country. Nothing like, “Did you see the crazy shit that AOC just tweeted?”

Setting policies and politics aside, while elected officials in Congress as a whole are open to criticism, the Republicans by and large are losing their dignity as a party more so than the Democrats. This is not without exception. But it’s also, I think, a direct result of Trumpism.

And it's working for them b/c 35-45% of our electorate are fucking horribad people. 

13 hours ago, mchookem said:

i mean are we just ignoring the fact that bird chinned vapid white trash bitch called one colleague a jihadist and brought up who another may be fucking? what.the.actual.fuck.

THERE IS NO FLOOR, THE FLOOR DOES NOT EXIST. 

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There is no corporate workplace in the United States where a posting of an anime cartoon depicting one person killing another colleague would be acceptable.  Discipline would be swift.  The fact that so many of the Republicans stood up and were ok with Gosar's behavior tells you all you need to know about them and the state of the Republican party.  There is no floor.  Thy are deplorable, and they should be shunned.  All of them.  

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Something is seriously wrong with this man - besides the obvious.

23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Something is seriously wrong with this man - besides the obvious.
 

Wow.   

Looks very similar to the ticks and twitches we started noticing in my mother-in-law before she was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease.

(Not a doctor, not making a diagnosis, just an observation.)

Day drinking on the floor, hey Congressman?  
 

Surly Trademark on 

"Pulling a Gosar" or "Thursdays with Gosar", anything referring to an alcoholic beverage before 5:00p on a weekday.  

3 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Day drinking on the floor, hey Congressman?  
 

Surly Trademark on 

"Pulling a Gosar" or "Thursdays with Gosar", anything referring to an alcoholic beverage before 5:00p on a weekday.  

ummmm.

shit.

16 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

i’m naming my next dog “motherfuckface”…

You wanna go with "I've got a bomb" for a great dog name. Take him to the Fraternal Order of Police picnic, throw that frisbee with him, then if he gets a little rowdy, call him back: "I'VE GOT A BOMB! I'VE GOT A BOMB!"

It is currently 5:04 in London.  Drink up, good sirs!

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Day drinking on the floor, hey Congressman?  
 

Surly Trademark on 

"Pulling a Gosar" or "Thursdays with Gosar", anything referring to an alcoholic beverage before 5:00p on a weekday.  

Well...let's not judge.

49 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Something is seriously wrong with this man - besides the obvious.
 

Dude's rattled. The way he acts when he sits down looks like somebody trying to say everything's OK while they're sitting in the back of a cop car.

Elaine, Who amongst us hasn't slinked off the break room to pull a Gosar during this shittastic football season?  

1 hour ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

There is no corporate workplace in the United States where an posting an anime cartoon depicting one person killing another colleague would be acceptable.  Discipline would be swift.  The fact that so many of the Republicans stood up and were ok with Gosar's behavior tells you all you need to know about them and the state of the Republican party.  There is no floor.  Thy are deplorable, and they should be shunned.  All of them.  

 

you couldn't even pull something like this working the salad bar at McDougal's and expect to get away with it.

 

 

Why has AOC not sued for a restraining order against this prick?

 

 

 

WTF is wrong with Gosar?  Seriously?


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those fucking shoes, y'all...that's Rudy level shit.

and it's staged...look at how he starts walking from a stand still at the beginning.

dude's a waste of oxygen no matter how one cuts it.

10 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


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Wait, I thought Gosar was King of the Hill People?  

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Why has AOC not sued for a restraining order against this prick?

Because he personally ain't gonna do shit. It's the followers you have to worry about.

2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Something is seriously wrong with this man - besides the obvious.
 

That look of relief when his drunk circus bear ass made it to the chair makes you wonder what the outtakes look like. This was the take. 

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Looks very similar to the ticks and twitches we started noticing in my mother-in-law before she was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease.

(Not a doctor, not making a diagnosis, just an observation.)

He has said previously he has arthritis and has had back surgery as well, so there could be some tremors associated with that too. He is in his early 60s. The two (Parkinson's and arthritis are sometimes linked genetically or research is being conducted to see if some forms care connected I believe) but I'm not a doctor either.

1 minute ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

He has said previously he has arthritis and has had back surgery as well, so there could be some tremors associated with that too. He is in his early 60s. The two (Parkinson's and arthritis are sometimes linked genetically or research is being conducted to see if some forms care connected I believe) but I'm not a doctor either.

The biggest tell for me was how he clamped his hands, as if to minimize their movement.  (Still not a doc.)

2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

you couldn't even pull something like this working the salad bar at McDougal's and expect to get away with it.

And his response is to double down and promise to continue to offend.

That's something a little kid will do after being caught red-handed.

"OH YOU THINK THAT PUNISHMENT WORKED, YOU JUST WAIT I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING BIGGER!"

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:


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Okay, I'll admit it.  I jerked off to Gozer the Gozerian as a kid.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Looks very similar to the ticks and twitches we started noticing in my mother-in-law before she was diagnosed with Parkinson's Disease.

(Not a doctor, not making a diagnosis, just an observation.)

I was going to say it looks like Parkinsons.

Delirium tremens.

19 minutes ago, F250 said:

I was going to say it looks like Parkinsons.

Delirium tremens

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2 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

those fucking shoes, y'all...that's Rudy level shit.

and it's staged...look at how he starts walking from a stand still at the beginning.

dude's a waste of oxygen no matter how one cuts it.

 

Yea that was a weird ass walk at the beginning, he looks all fucked up

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45 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Okay, I'll admit it.  I jerked off to Gozer the Gozerian as a kid.

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1 hour ago, South Austin said:

Okay, I'll admit it.  I jerked off to Gozer the Gozerian as a kid.

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