Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • 1 month later...
Summarize for those of us who do not want to watch this asshole.
It's like watching George McFly do a Crispin Glover impression, except more awkward... and drunk. Was there a Parkinson's diagnosis I don't know about?
7 minutes ago, tchookem said:
9 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:
Summarize for those of us who do not want to watch this asshole.

It's like watching George McFly do a Crispin Glover impression, except more awkward... and drunk. Was there a Parkinson's diagnosis I don't know about?

That is quite literally what I jumped to -- he looks and acts like Michael J. Fox (except Mike isn't an asshole).

5 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

That is quite literally what I jumped to -- he looks and acts like Michael J. Fox (except Mike isn't an asshole).

Other than him picking up prostitutes, using them, and then leaving them beaten and half-dead in the desert, sure, he's not an asshole.

Wait, maybe I'm thinking of Mary Steenburgen.

That's what a real time TIA looks like, Trump lovers.  But this one doesn't stand for Tits Ivanka Ass.  

shit, I hate the dude but hope he's getting some help.  

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wait, maybe I'm thinking of Mary Steenburgen.

HomerSimspondroolemoji

Other than him picking up prostitutes, using them, and then leaving them beaten and half-dead in the desert, sure, he's not an asshole.
Wait, maybe I'm thinking of Mary Steenburgen.

I definitely did not get this reference.

I definitely did not get this reference.
Yeah, I thought that was Craig James.
7 minutes ago, tchookem said:
1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

I definitely did not get this reference.

Yeah, I thought that was Craig James.

No, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

14 hours ago, Lobo said:

shit, I hate the dude but hope he's getting some help.

Fuck that, I hope that unredeemable asshole keels over on stage ASAP.

2 hours ago, Macanudo said:

No, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

While true one of the hookers was wielding a skateboard so it was self defense. 

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

No, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

Yeah, I think I remember hearing that Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.  Forgot to add allegedly.  Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU, allegedly.  

7 hours ago, DDD Dad said:


I definitely did not get this reference.

Some Back to the Future 3 documentary or interviews.    Could have been Elisabeth Shue, it’s been a while. 

Edited by atomheartbevo

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Some Back to the Future 3 documentary or interviews.    Could have been Elisabeth Shue, it’s been a while. 

arrested-development-michael-bluth.gif

  • 1 month later...

I'd love to have a camera on Trump when he sees this clip.

Man, there has to be some underlying neurological issue going on there.  Maybe it's been there all along, and we're just seeing it on the national stage.  Maybe it's not serious.  Whatever, it's real.  Could be little more than Biden's stutter, I don't know.

8 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I'd love to have a camera on Trump when he sees this clip.

AntiqueBigAardvark.webp

 

He's a fucking retarded cunt.  

You don't like my language, go fuck yourself.  Keep it up fuckfaces, let Dan Patrick shut this site down.  

Edited by Lobo

Eh, posted already.

Edited by Bullneck

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

  Maybe it's not serious.  Whatever, it's real.  Could be little more than Biden's stutter, I don't know.

Oh, I guaranfuckinteeu that Gosar has a serious condition.

1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

giphy.gif

Damn, I never thought she was hot, but what's up Phoebe?

Why can't Gosar be like most dentists and swallow the business end of a shotgun and go out with dignity? 

19 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

He better pray that Trump hurries the fuck up with that Healthcare plan.  

30 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

image.gif.ea3ebf33e1c5c182b1923e4b9a1e7a2d.gif

38 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Damn, I never thought she was hot, but what's up Phoebe?

She was also hot as Ursula. 

no possibility it's a manifestation of mental illness progressing? He's obviously pretty fucked in the head with his behavior and judgment, just saying

1 minute ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

no possibility it's a manifestation of mental illness progressing? He's obviously pretty fucked in the head with his behavior and judgment, just saying

He’s 63. It could be early onset Parkinson’s. He’s definitely unfit to serve 

3 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

He’s 63. It could be early onset Parkinson’s. He’s definitely unfit to serve 

have you seen some of his colleagues?

8 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Damn, I never thought she was hot, but what's up Phoebe?

dude-lebowski.gif

13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I'd love to have a camera on Trump when he sees this clip.

Are we just gonna ignore that flag in the background?

3 minutes ago, Dutchrudder said:

Are we just gonna ignore that flag in the background?

Probably considering it’s the az state flag unless I’m missing something 

Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.