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As a former submariner on a spec ops submarine.  I'm just gonna say I'm so fucking in.  Except I don't know where they got that Oorah bullshit from when diving a boat.  

That looks trashtastic and awesome at the same time 

Made it 35 seconds. Truly horrible. Wow. I think I will just re-watch Red October for the 15 millionth time. 

I mean sure it'll probably suck...but be a lot of fun at the same time.  Will watch.

This might be Gerard Butler’s best film since The Bounty Hunter

5 hours ago, Digdogger said:

This might be Gerard Butler’s best film since The Bounty Hunter

There was one?

On 9/24/2018 at 5:04 AM, nycHorn said:

Really Gary Oldman, really?

Serious.

 

How do you go from Darkest Hours to this?

2 hours ago, Incredulity said:

Serious.

 

How do you go from Darkest Hours to this?

Probably didn't get paid enough in The Darkest Hour.

On 9/23/2018 at 8:45 AM, FartingMonk said:

As a former submariner on a spec ops submarine.  I'm just gonna say I'm so fucking in.  Except I don't know where they got that Oorah bullshit from when diving a boat.  

As a former submariner who served exclusively on attack (hunter-killer) boats,  I’m only watching this hilarious piece of shit if its in the company of other phin wearing brothers and alcohol is served.  We’ll dissect it the way we did Red October and Crimson Tide.

On 9/23/2018 at 8:45 AM, FartingMonk said:

As a former submariner on a spec ops submarine.  I'm just gonna say I'm so fucking in.  Except I don't know where they got that Oorah bullshit from when diving a boat.  

No kidding.

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I actually enjoyed the movie.  It was mindless action from the beginning to the end full of plot holes.  Their choice who they wanted to be president was cringeworthy, didn't even try to hide it.

6 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

How hard is it to find an American actor to play American Submarine Captain? 

It's called acting, its not a citizenship test.

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7 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

How hard is it to find an American actor to play American Submarine Captain? 

'Bout as hard as it is to find a Scottish actor to play a Russian submarine captain and speak with a British accent.

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On 9/23/2018 at 8:45 AM, FartingMonk said:

As a former submariner on a spec ops submarine.  I'm just gonna say I'm so fucking in.  Except I don't know where they got that Oorah bullshit from when diving a boat.  

Is it true nuke sub captains are only allowed two years at the helm?

1 hour ago, Rabidhorn said:

Is it true nuke sub captains are only allowed two years at the helm?

That sounds about right.  Either 2 or 3.  But 2 sounds right.  I was on the Michigan for 5 years and had 3 COs

16 hours ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

How hard is it to find an American actor to play American Submarine Captain? 

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On ‎10‎/‎27‎/‎2018 at 8:28 AM, Parliament said:

'Bout as hard as it is to find a Scottish actor to play a Russian submarine captain and speak with a British accent.

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That was on the other day...came in just when Alec Baldwin was released into the Ocean and a very pissed Scott Glenn in all his glory was waiting for him.  Didn't change the channel.

On 10/27/2018 at 12:52 AM, Rockwell Torrey said:

How hard is it to find an American actor to play American Submarine Captain? 

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Yeah but he wasn't the captain of the American Sub...he became the captain of a German one.  Invalid.

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On 10/30/2018 at 3:46 PM, Drew said:

That was on the other day...came in just when Alec Baldwin was released into the Ocean and a very pissed Scott Glenn in all his glory was waiting for him.  Didn't change the channel.

 

3 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

How does "Common" keep getting cast as anything other than "Thug #3"?

I feel like George Costanza and everything I normally think is the opposite.

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