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Just now, HenryJames said:

Non-zero chance Trumps dies on stage.

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Just now, HenryJames said:

Opening these balls is considered a cognitive test for Trump.

Man, Woman, Person, Camera, TV ... Ball with name inside.

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Rob Stone sighting - FOURTY FIVE MINUTES DOWN!! FOURTY FIVE MINUTES TO GO!!!

1 minute ago, Captain Ron said:

Rob Stone sighting - FOURTY FIVE MINUTES DOWN!! FOURTY FIVE MINUTES TO GO!!!

Isn’t it John Strong (?) who always says that? Maybe they both do 

1 hour ago, LonghornSean said:

Just a reminder that these draw shows are packed full of fluff, pomp, and circumstance. Bet they don't start drawing teams until at least noon (central).

Ok, so I was a bit optimistic about the start of the draw.

28 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

how orange can he be? 

 

It's like, how much more orange could he be? And the answer is none. None more orange.

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Just now, HornOnTheBayou said:

It's like, how much more orange could he be? And the answer is none. None more orange.

It's the greatest orange, the most orange. The best orange that the world has ever seen. 

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Thoughts on the musical performers - cool. But are they doing this for their love of soccer or are they just hard up for cash?

This is such bullshit. I have to leave at 12:45 and thought I would get to see most of this. Now it looks like I’m not going to be able to see any. 

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Ok Carli - get off my TV. Unless you are drawing names out of the pots - I don't care!!!

I can't for the life of me understand why y'all are watching this clown show. Just check ESPN or whatever this evening and save your sanity.

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1 minute ago, tokamak said:

I can't for the life of me understand why y'all are watching this clown show. Just check ESPN or whatever this evening and save your sanity.

What do you expect me to do? WORK?

This may be the dumbest shit i have ever watched. I want to cunt punch someone so bad

And here I thought the IOC was the most pompous and self-congratulating organization in sports....I stand corrected!

1 minute ago, Saint Tacky said:

I tuned in for the draw and a Mexican soap opera seems to have broken out

Spanish Soap GIFs | Tenor

Did they rehearse this? Like ever? Low point of Kevin Hart's career, right here.

Did they rehearse this? Like ever? Low point of Kevin Hart's career, right here.
Don't care. Got paid.
6 minutes ago, TornACL said:

And here I thought the IOC was the most pompous and self-congratulating organization in sports....I stand corrected!

The IOC aspires to FIFA-level arrogance.

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Jesus christ, this is Step 2

 

 

And Step 3

 

 

And Step 4

 

 

And Step 5

 

 

And ...

Lets make this more awkward with the team intro vid

Just now, Saint Tacky said:

Clearly Shaq didn't show up at rehearsal. He's asking Brady on a hot-mic what to do.

Looking forward to him trying to pronounce country names. 

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Yes we remeber that final, it was at the start of this whole draw show, it was so long ago.

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