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1 hour ago, ousux said:
9 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:
I’d be more worried about your daughter flicking her bean.

That's not a worry, I do it for her...and much more.

She’s three years old you sick bastard 

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2 hours ago, ousux said:
10 hours ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:
I’d be more worried about your daughter flicking her bean.

That's not a worry, I do it for her...and much more.

13 years old, dude.

If we can keep our murderers, rapists, wife-beaters to MNC ratio to under 3:1, I’m good with it.

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For those of you not familiar with Central Florida, this is a gay bar/hotel.   Just helping you decipher the Mr. Phlegm photo explosion.

40 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

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For those of you not familiar with Central Florida, this is a gay bar/hotel.   Just helping you decipher the Mr. Phlegm photo explosion.

Decipher Mr Phlegm?  Does not compute.

13 hours ago, ernest_t_bass said:

A question for Texas fans.  Remove yourself from the here and now, and ffwd 2ish years.  Urban Meyer is Texas' head coach, and is hoisting the national championship trophy, after leading the Horns to a perfect undefeated season.

Still the angst?  Do you still hate the guy?

I'm being 100% serious, but in order to answer the question truthfully, you have to focus on the end result, and not your current hatred.  

 

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Damn op.....shoulda thought this one thru a bit longer

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  • 3 years later...
9 minutes ago, Tommy Shelby said:

Time to start this back up again

Wrong old thread.  If you really want to fire up the BDE and the McRib Mafia, then the below is the correct one:

 

 

1 minute ago, utee94 said:

Wrong old thread.  If you really want to fire up the BDE and the McRib Mafia, then the below is the correct one:

 

 

Hahah, that one is locked 

2 minutes ago, Tommy Shelby said:

Hahah, that one is locked 

This one needs to be locked also, fuck Urban Meyer.

3 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

This one needs to be locked also, fuck Urban Meyer.

Counterpoint:

Here's when McDonald's is bringing back the McRib - CNN

 

Man, I'd love some realistic explanation of the "why" behind what happened in that situation. It seems like he just went off the deep-end. Saw that interview question about the O-line and he just stood up there and looked like he was dead inside. Never seen anything like it.

Does he realistically have some issue that he can't handle losing at all? I just don't get it.

On 12/16/2021 at 11:28 AM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Man, I'd love some realistic explanation of the "why" behind what happened in that situation. It seems like he just went off the deep-end. Saw that interview question about the O-line and he just stood up there and looked like he was dead inside. Never seen anything like it.

Does he realistically have some issue that he can't handle losing at all? I just don't get it.

It reminds me a little of the Billy Clyde Gillespie thing when he went to Kentucky after A&M and went off the deep end with all of the sorority chicks, making players dunk with injured hands. Then the DUIs etc. 

*Gillispie

 

Now coaching at Tarleton State, which is now in Div I and in the WAC. 3-8 so far this year. None of which I knew a few minutes ago so that's nice.

Everyone on this board is stupid. We need to have co-Head Coaches, Sark & Meyer. Regardless of your skepticism, I have a foolproof argument that will convince you I am right. So that you all approach this discussion in a patient and thoughtful way, I will post one letter of my argument every day in this thread. Here we go:

 

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4 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Everyone on this board is stupid. We need to have co-Head Coaches, Sark & Meyer. Regardless of your skepticism, I have a foolproof argument that will convince you I am right. So that you all approach this discussion in a patient and thoughtful way, I will post one letter of my argument every day in this thread. Here we go:

 

T

Well, see, there it is. One letter and you're already wrong. Best Surliness, ever.

On 12/16/2021 at 12:36 PM, David Dennison said:

How about no.

How about fuck no.

On 9/23/2018 at 9:11 AM, Mojo Hand said:

We wouldn't hire Urban Meyer or Art Briles or Joe Paterno (if he were alive).

On 9/23/2018 at 9:16 AM, Bill Lumbergh said:

I would not be rooting for him if he came here and won a NC, bc I would've stopped watching the day we hired him. 

On 9/23/2018 at 10:23 AM, wild_turkey said:

If we hired Urban Meyer, then Texas Football would be truly dead to me.

 

On 9/23/2018 at 5:00 PM, Jkwellborn said:

I would never root for or watch any team he coaches.

I guess we really dodged a bullet when CDC went all out to hire Urban Meyer and whiffed.

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  • 2 weeks later...

heck no . Urban is a great recuruiter and can produce results quick but his assistants and players go through Urban Fatigue and he bails out usually .  

On 5/4/2022 at 9:54 AM, MonkeyDoughnut said:

The difference a couple years make... 

 

No way Urban should not step foot in Austin.  If Sark does not pan out , which is a possibility , then it should be 

Georgia's DC , Dan Lanning   or Rhett Lashlee. , Miami's OC.  or bring mack brown back

10 minutes ago, AllenTx75 said:

No way Urban should not step foot in Austin.  If Sark does not pan out , which is a possibility , then it should be 

Georgia's DC , Dan Lanning   or Rhett Lashlee. , Miami's OC.  or bring mack brown back

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24 minutes ago, AllenTx75 said:

No way Urban should not step foot in Austin.  If Sark does not pan out , which is a possibility , then it should be 

Georgia's DC , Dan Lanning   or Rhett Lashlee. , Miami's OC.  or bring mack brown back

Lol you don’t keep up with coaching do you?

14 hours ago, AllenTx75 said:

No way Urban should not step foot in Austin.  If Sark does not pan out , which is a possibility , then it should be 

Georgia's DC , Dan Lanning   or Rhett Lashlee. , Miami's OC.  or bring mack brown back

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15 hours ago, AllenTx75 said:

Rhett Lashlee. , Miami's OC

agree on this one. he has Miami’s offense poised to do great things this year. 

15 hours ago, AllenTx75 said:

No way Urban should not step foot in Austin.  If Sark does not pan out , which is a possibility , then it should be 

Georgia's DC , Dan Lanning   or Rhett Lashlee. , Miami's OC.  or bring mack brown back

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agree on this one. he has Miami’s offense poised to do great things this year. 

Honestly, I’d rather have SMU’s coach. Sonny dykes is more proven.
16 minutes ago, utexas8 said:


Honestly, I’d rather have SMU’s coach. Sonny dykes is more proven.

Uhhh....

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Uhhh....

I know you probably think we should go after Patterson at TCU but Dykes has won in multiple places. He’d be solid. 

1 minute ago, futureman said:

I know you probably think we should go after Patterson at TCU but Dykes has won in multiple places. He’d be solid. 

Maybe we could get Leach to leave Washington State.

17 hours ago, AllenTx75 said:

No way Urban should not step foot in Austin.  If Sark does not pan out , which is a possibility , then it should be 

Georgia's DC , Dan Lanning   or Rhett Lashlee. , Miami's OC.  or bring mack brown back

Eh ... FUCK Mack Brown.

Maybe we could get Leach to leave Washington State.

Wrong. Bring back Darrell K Royal.
On 5/16/2022 at 3:06 PM, Texzilla58 said:


Wrong. Bring back Darrell K Royal.

Most would agree, hereabouts. But I fear Saint Darrell is past his prime. 

On 5/16/2022 at 12:21 PM, utexas8 said:


Honestly, I’d rather have SMU’s coach. Sonny dykes is more proven.

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Chip Kelly has a nice uptempo offense at Oregon. Money whip that dude. 

2 hours ago, Eggo said:

Chip Kelly has a nice uptempo offense at Oregon. Money whip that dude. 

chip kelly is a stupid nerd. 

All we are saying is give Shark a chance!

everybody talking bout Nick or Urban, or Chip, do not want!

All we are saying is give Shark a chance!

rinse repeat, and to again quote John Lennon, “All you need is 🤘love!”

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