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4 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

I like what Nick Saban has done at LSU, we should go after him even if it does mean we lose to ULM in his first year 

Kind of average at msu

  • 2 weeks later...
I knew this was going to happen once Taco Bell brought the Mexican pizza back:
 
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I used to get that 20 years ago on a Sunday at noon after a hard night. Didn’t know it went away and made a comeback. May have to go in there and get one now.

Everyone in Socal knows Urban is busy directing and starring in Backdoor Sluts 10,The Urbanization

Always trust some who delivers huge news beginning with the phrase, "I don't know if I heard right..."

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9 hours ago, 1leggedduck said:

Everyone in Socal knows Urban is busy directing and starring in Backdoor Sluts 10,The Urbanization

I thought the underlined "Backdoor Sluts 10, The Urbanization" was a link and clicked on it.

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41 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

I thought the underlined "Backdoor Sluts 10, The Urbanization" was a link and clicked on it.

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You're so dumb.  I accidentally dragged my cursor over it and knew it wasn't a link, so I didn't click.  

I underlined it so the non-Southparkers would know it was a title. Could have used quotation marks, I suppose. Someone fill us in on the grammatical aspects, That should take up about 5 posts.

8 hours ago, JFKFC said:

Always trust some who delivers huge news beginning with the phrase, "I don't know if I heard right..."

Well, he got it from "They" who is a "pretty good source", so that's good enough to start comparing hotel room curtains and stalking aircraft. 

Is it time to post a lookout at the entrance to Horseshoe Bay?

I hear pretty good things about some guy named Fran who did an amazing job at UNM and TCU. Anyone have his number?  Send it to CDC please. 

4 hours ago, closetohumping said:

You're so dumb.  I accidentally dragged my cursor over it and knew it wasn't a link, so I didn't click.  

“accidentally”

3 hours ago, 1leggedduck said:

I underlined it so the non-Southparkers would know it was a title. Could have used quotation marks, I suppose. Someone fill us in on the grammatical aspects, That should take up about 5 posts.

Should have italicized it.

Was I an Urban fanboy back in late 2020? Yes.

Do I think he’d do a better job here than Sark? Yes.

Do I think the above speculation is mind numbingly stupid? Yes.

Do I think he'd try to put his finger up your daughter's butthole? Yes.

19 minutes ago, Deej said:

Do I think he'd try to put his finger up your daughter's butthole? Yes.

I don’t have one of those, but I bet there are a few surly posters who’d volunteer their (of age) daughters for a chance of a CFP win or two.

21 hours ago, closetohumping said:

I knew this was going to happen once Taco Bell brought the Mexican pizza back:

 

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Speaking of the Mexican pizza...I got one the other day for nostalgia sake....w. t. f?  Is it new coke?  Is it the fact taco bell can't hire someone to fog a mirror up here for 18 an hour?   I got tostada, beans, tostada, ground beef. That's it. No cheese. No tomato. No lettuce. No sour cream. I want the Mexican pizza from my childhood. 

Fuck taco bell and fuck urban Meyer. 

16 minutes ago, pops said:

Speaking of the Mexican pizza...I got one the other day for nostalgia sake....w. t. f?  Is it new coke?  Is it the fact taco bell can't hire someone to fog a mirror up here for 18 an hour?   I got tostada, beans, tostada, ground beef. That's it. No cheese. No tomato. No lettuce. No sour cream. I want the Mexican pizza from my childhood. 

Fuck taco bell and fuck urban Meyer. 

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

46 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

I got one today. It was normal, although the tostada tasted a bit different. Still pretty close to the original.

10 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

"recipe" lol

6 hours ago, Lerka Lerka said:

Y’all mf’ers eat Taco Bell? 

The shart thread is that way ——>

11 hours ago, closetohumping said:

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

Or the cook was tripping balls.

On 5/27/2022 at 9:03 AM, Born Burnt said:

I thought the underlined "Backdoor Sluts 10, The Urbanization" was a link and clicked on it.

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I went ahead and rubbed one out anyway.

On 5/15/2022 at 7:42 PM, AllenTx75 said:

heck no . Urban is a great recuruiter and can produce results quick but his assistants and players go through Urban Fatigue and he bails out usually...after winning multiple national championships.  

bolded for accuracy.

sign. me. up.

Huge miss. Either they changed the recipe, someone new was working, execution error, regional differences.   Unacceptable either way.  

So TB went 0-4? Ya don’t say.
  • 11 months later...
12 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

From that article - "why not throw out into the ether that Texas has the best roster in college football, when Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, LSU, Texas A&M and Clemson — at least — have better talent."

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This gif fits for multiple reasons 

53 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

8 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

I guess because this is a discussion forum and its news that involves Texas ?

If Sark shits the bed this season and Meyer is available, you bet your ass the speculation will run wild. I'm pulling for Sark but there are no excuses this year. 

26 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

We're so sorry you were forced to click on the link. It might be a problem with your browser that is forcing you to click on it. Try emptying out your cache.

If the problem persists, please submit a ticket to IT. You will have to leave your computer with us, but we can issue you a loaner for the duration of the repair.  

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11 minutes ago, Park Gothic said:

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

Misspelling retarded is awesome.

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16 minutes ago, TexasEx said:

If Sark shits the bed this season and Meyer is available, you bet your ass the speculation will run wild. I'm pulling for Sark but there are no excuses this year. 

I think the thing that I immediately thought of was if this came to pass and Meyer wanted the job how would the Chris Beard situation impact what Texas does.  I know its not exactly the same thing but one Beard incident compared to the list of issues with Urban.  

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

From that article - "why not throw out into the ether that Texas has the best roster in college football, when Georgia, Alabama, Ohio State, LSU, Texas A&M and Clemson — at least — have better talent."

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This gif fits for multiple reasons 

Yes, the writer's assertion that aggy has more talent makes me question his CFB writer credentials. But, it's SDS. Those will be our people next year.

48 minutes ago, TexasGary said:

I guess because this is a discussion forum and its news that involves Texas ?

No. It isn't.

Pre-Sark i was all in but shit changes. His reputation as a coach has been absolutely destroyed by his NFL stint. And now the rules in college aren't the same and he can't just hold players hostage. They can actually leave. He is not for this era.

33 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Misspelling retarded is awesome.

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idoit

37 minutes ago, redswingline said:

Misspelling retarded is awesome.

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you must be new here

10 hours ago, Park Gothic said:

Why post this stupid bullshit if you know it's stupid bullshit. Now I've clicked on the link and inadvertently given that asshole exactly what he wanted when he wrote this regarded article. Come the fuck on. 

It even made our boards.  I don't want to see it happen.

14 hours ago, TexasEx said:

If Sark shits the bed this season and Meyer is available, you bet your ass the speculation will run wild. I'm pulling for Sark but there are no excuses this year. 

From what has been said unless the season is 4-8 5-7esque Sark was guaranteed 4 full seasons. That gives Urban an extra year of image changing since the Jacksonville fiasco. Roster is infinitely better than when we made the run at him during/after Herman. Some other shit is setup for better recruiting success since then. 

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