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14 hours ago, Pam Cummings said:

Pre-Sark i was all in but shit changes. His reputation as a coach has been absolutely destroyed by his NFL stint. And now the rules in college aren't the same and he can't just hold players hostage. They can actually leave. He is not for this era.

Winning fixes everything. 

14 hours ago, Rimbo said:

you must be new here

Or highly regarded 

You know it’s that bleak time of year with football still way over the horizon of a long, hot summer when the “Urban Meyer to X school” rumor train pulls into the Station. Think Urban has got at least one last ride in him as far as big time college head coach goes but dunno who is gonna get desperate and shoot the proverbial money canon at him first.

  • 2 years later...

Haha.

In a fing heartbeat 

Just now, David Dennison said:

The meltdown when he doesn't win would be fun.

True, but I bet it wouldn’t be 1-7 for top 5’s

Just now, Rip76 said:

True, but I bet it wouldn’t be 1-7 for top 5’s

It wouldn't be good enough for Texas. It never is.

Are we gonna have a day shift and night crew again?  I think I need some No-Doz.

I've reluctantly accepted that UT football fans are some of the dumbest fans in football, which puts them high in the running for dumbest people in existence. 

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

It wouldn't be good enough for Texas. It never is.

"winning is hard" "it's not good for the kids to win too much"

Having high standards and expectations isn't bad. You seem to accept mediocrity rather easily 

58 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Are we gonna have a day shift and night crew again?  I think I need some No-Doz.

night shift @Nicole44

Sark has lost 20 games in 5 years at Texas. Urban lost 20 in his last 11 years coaching. 

Just now, Sir Ulrich said:

Sark has lost 20 games in 5 years at Texas. Urban lost 20 in his last 11 years coaching. 

Sark lost 29 games at Washington. Urban lost 32 games in 17 years coaching. 

3 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

"winning is hard" "it's not good for the kids to win too much"

Having high standards and expectations isn't bad. You seem to accept mediocrity rather easily 

@ me next time pussy. 

1 hour ago, Rip76 said:

Haha.

In a fing heartbeat 

For sure. Any Texas fan that says they wouldn’t be ecstatic at the hire is full of shit. He would win 

2 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Wait. I thought we were getting saban now 

Mack moved to ATX to sabotage the Saban hire again.

Would much rather have Urban than Kiffin if Sark bolts. 

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he's on one of those planes headed our way, I just know it.

32 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

i'll take a night shift spot too.

Yeah we are in the night shift. Unless they changed the rules. Day shift can’t post at night bc they might upset their wives’ apple carts. Plus, we have better music and snacks. 

Just now, Steelers Roll Left said:

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This mofo foisted Sark on us so Bama wouldn’t get stuck with Sark as HC

1 hour ago, nineliveslost said:

"winning is hard" "it's not good for the kids to win too much"

Having high standards and expectations isn't bad. You seem to accept mediocrity rather easily 

There's high standards and expectations and then there's surly standards and expectations, which can only be described as fantastical.

30 minutes ago, USNALonghorn said:

I call dibs on night shift

What skill do you bring? Flight aware skills? Interior design skills? Culinary skills? Comedic skills? What skills? 

28 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

we need to pick a thread this time around and stay in it

That would be nice. This thread was the most fun I’ve ever had on surly, and for a lot of other people too. 

2 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

There is no way we can get Urban but then I just saw someone online post the below so who knows.  
 

🦑🦑🦦🍍🤡👀🦑🍆

Urban has fewer options these days

1 hour ago, scramblyn said:

What skill do you bring? Flight aware skills? Interior design skills? Culinary skills? Comedic skills? What skills? 

Delusion beyond comprehension and moderate emoji decryption proficiency.

1 hour ago, scramblyn said:

What skill do you bring? Flight aware skills? Interior design skills? Culinary skills? Comedic skills? What skills? 

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Any new chicken fried steak joint recs?

Since we are firing this up again.

I gave your mom my chicken fried steak last night! Would recommend! /s
1 hour ago, Surly Bevo said:

Any new chicken fried steak joint recs?

There are still CFS joints in Austin? When they bringing Hill's Cafe back?

Edited by wood

night shift, yo ... you dig?

Edited by wood

1 hour ago, USNALonghorn said:

Delusion beyond comprehension and moderate emoji decryption proficiency.

Application accepted 

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