November 18Nov 18 Do we have any walk ons for night crew? we are about to start dropping clues in the sark thread until “go” time.
November 18Nov 18 3 hours ago, Nicole44 said: That would be nice. This thread was the most fun I’ve ever had on surly, and for a lot of other people too. 100%. Logged in every morning to see what happened overnight.
November 18Nov 18 @immamacshould figure out a way to charge lurkers cuz there will be a lot at some point. I am guessing
November 18Nov 18 Fuck it, I'm in. Hire the old horny bastard, might even beat Kirby or Day at some point.
November 18Nov 18 5 minutes ago, 6th Street said: Fuck it, I'm in. Hire the old horny bastard, might even beat Kirby or Day at some point. And anyone saying “Go get Freshwater,” well.. we still dealing with undefeated issues.
November 18Nov 18 21 minutes ago, 6th Street said: Fuck it, I'm in. Hire the old horny bastard, might even beat Kirby or Day at some point. he's a no brainer. he will and we all celebrate or he won't and he'll have a heart attack/brainworm stroke
November 18Nov 18 Roll on over to the this is who sark is, that seems to be where the kegger is at, this party is lame
November 18Nov 18 10-11 wins a year, easy business. Just barely skirting by Kentucky, MSU, and Vandy… never
November 18Nov 18 6 hours ago, Steelers Roll Left said: Guest-Check in time is a 3:00. Saban- I know! Edited November 18Nov 18 by Bevo&Pevo
November 18Nov 18 1 hour ago, 6th Street said: Fuck it, I'm in. Hire the old horny bastard, might even beat Kirby or Day at some point. lock up the austin milf's !!!
November 18Nov 18 2 minutes ago, scramblyn said: Roll on over to the this is who sark is, that seems to be where the kegger is at, this party is lame I heard they have trash can punch over there ....
November 18Nov 18 1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said: lock up the austin milf's !!! That would be Joey FW too.
November 18Nov 18 9 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said: Wait. I thought we were getting saban now ms terry is still trying to find a house !!!!
November 18Nov 18 1 hour ago, Rip76 said: And anyone saying “Go get Freshwater,” well.. we still dealing with undefeated issues. Seems Joseph has grown up and at least figured out a system to manage the ladies in his life. Stephen would be wise to take notes.
November 18Nov 18 Popular Post 10 hours ago, David Dennison said: The meltdown when he doesn't win would be fun. he’s literally never not won. he’s a goddamn winning machine. outside of the miserably tired moral high-grounding a reason does not exist that would justify not pursuing him. he fucking wins. more than kiffin or deboer or anyone else not named saban. I want to fucking win. bring in that sleazy shithead to cement his legacy with one last run. stay here for five years, win two championships, and ride off into the sunset to retirement on lake austin. Edited November 18Nov 18 by futureman
November 18Nov 18 Aside from having the personal character resembling something that drips from an ape's ass, he sucks as a football coach now and he's averse to adapting to new offensive schemes.
November 18Nov 18 18 minutes ago, Chooky said: he sucks as a football coach now so we're just making shit up?
November 18Nov 18 11 hours ago, futureman said: he’s literally never not won. he’s a goddamn winning machine. outside of the miserably tired moral high-grounding a reason does not exist that would justify not pursuing him. he fucking wins. more than kiffin or deboer or anyone else not named saban. I want to fucking win. bring in that sleazy shithead to cement his legacy with one last run. stay here for five years, win two championships, and ride off into the sunset to retirement on lake austin. Agree with this. Urban was a machine at UF and OSU and didn't just forget how to win. Penn State made a mistake by writing him off so early due to unfavorable view on NIL.
November 18Nov 18 2 hours ago, 6th Street said: Agree with this. Urban was a machine at UF and OSU and didn't just forget how to win. Penn State made a mistake by writing him off so early due to unfavorable view on NIL. the open question is whether or not the way he treats players translates into 2026
November 19Nov 19 Any new chicken fried steak joint recs?I had Hyde Park Bar & Grill's CFS for the first time in years. Was damn good.
November 19Nov 19 15 hours ago, South Austin said: Cuming soon, to a Sixth Street bar near you. I'm with FutureMan on this one. Bring the sleazy sumbitch in for one last run.
November 19Nov 19 Damn man. Head coaching record Overall NCAA: 187–32 Bowls 12–3 If Fox Sports would hire him.
November 19Nov 19 How would Urban do in the transfer portal era? Would he just run everybody off every year? You guys act like getting a lap dance in a bar is a bad thing……
November 19Nov 19 18 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said: On 11/17/2025 at 6:28 PM, Surly Bevo said: Any new chicken fried steak joint recs? I had Hyde Park Bar & Grill's CFS for the first time in years. Was damn good. Well, well, well.........
November 19Nov 19 32 minutes ago, DFW Horn said: I'm with FutureMan on this one. Bring the sleazy sumbitch in for one last run. Get Imma to unlock the old Urban thread. It’s hilarious.
November 19Nov 19 14 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: Get Imma to unlock the old Urban thread. It’s hilarious.
November 19Nov 19 Urban Meyer's record at Ohio State was 83-9 overall, with his yearly records being: 12-0 (2012), 12-2 (2013), 14-1 (2014), 12-1 (2015), 11-2 (2016), 12-2 (2017), and 11-1 (2018).
November 19Nov 19 "Sark is too messy. Let's hire the guy who's last employment ended up with him getting fired for fingering some rando."
November 19Nov 19 2 hours ago, Horn Dogg said: How would Urban do in the transfer portal era? Would he just run everybody off every year? You guys act like getting a lap dance in a bar is a bad thing…… The portal and NIL with expanded staff positions make it easier because you can rebuild faster and correct recruiting busts and holes. I have no doubt urban would put the right staff in place to wreck shit in the portal and NIL.
November 19Nov 19 37 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said: "Sark is too messy. Let's hire the guy who's last employment ended up with him getting fired for fingering some rando." Fucking people that don’t require an HR call is way different then neglecting your job because you’re too busy sucking off a vodka bottle.
November 19Nov 19 4 hours ago, scramblyn said: Fucking people that don’t require an HR call is way different then neglecting your job because you’re too busy sucking off a vodka bottle. He's a retard who only won because he could hold scholarships over people's heads to get them not to transfer. Good luck with that in the NIL era.
November 19Nov 19 51 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said: He's a retard who only won because he could hold scholarships over people's heads to get them not to transfer. Good luck with that in the NIL era. Yeah, college is a lot more like the NFL now. Do we have any idea about him and the NFL?
November 19Nov 19 9 hours ago, Rip76 said: Urban Meyer's record at Ohio State was 83-9 overall, with his yearly records being: 12-0 (2012), 12-2 (2013), 14-1 (2014), 12-1 (2015), 11-2 (2016), 12-2 (2017), and 11-1 (2018).
November 19Nov 19 11 hours ago, Rip76 said: Urban Meyer's record at Ohio State was 83-9 overall, with his yearly records being: 12-0 (2012), 12-2 (2013), 14-1 (2014), 12-1 (2015), 11-2 (2016), 12-2 (2017), and 11-1 (2018). UMs worst 2 seasons were 8-5 his last year at UF and 9-4 at UF sandwiched between MNCs. Overall 187-32 (.854 %) Hes had fewer than 3 losses in 12 of his 17 seasons. Our guy is 91-55 (.623). In his 12 years as HC he has had one season with fewer than 3 losses and that’s the best he’s managed, 2015 doesn’t count. Of current coaches with 10+ years as HC, he comes in at 14, just nudging out Ferentz, Norvell, Bielema, and Freeze for that lofty ranking, he’s got a ways to go to catch Luke Fickel. Include all coaches and you get a list of the usual suspects, DeBoer, Day, Smart, Cignetti, Lanning, Freeman, etc and you have to go down into the 50’s before you get to Sark and his peers. Rattle his cage again, see if he’s bored in the booth. Take him to Matt’s on a Saturday night and see what’s up.
November 19Nov 19 14 hours ago, Kennythetiger said: Get Imma to unlock the old Urban thread. It’s hilarious. Are you crazy…..
November 19Nov 19 3 hours ago, Jimbob said: UMs worst 2 seasons were 8-5 his last year at UF and 9-4 at UF sandwiched between MNCs. Overall 187-32 (.854 %) Hes had fewer than 3 losses in 12 of his 17 seasons. Our guy is 91-55 (.623). In his 12 years as HC he has had one season with fewer than 3 losses and that’s the best he’s managed, 2015 doesn’t count. Of current coaches with 10+ years as HC, he comes in at 14, just nudging out Ferentz, Norvell, Bielema, and Freeze for that lofty ranking, he’s got a ways to go to catch Luke Fickel. Include all coaches and you get a list of the usual suspects, DeBoer, Day, Smart, Cignetti, Lanning, Freeman, etc and you have to go down into the 50’s before you get to Sark and his peers. Rattle his cage again, see if he’s bored in the booth. Take him to Matt’s on a Saturday night and see what’s up. Now do conference titles then compare his record vs Tommy Herman’s.
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