November 21Nov 21 Popular Post Which two Surly posters planned this? Quote PLANO, Texas - Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children. https://www.fox7austin.com/news/haitian-island-coup-plot-weisenburg-thomas
November 21Nov 21 It's comical their shit ability to plan something like this. 1) Take Haitian Creole classes... yeah, I bet they can communicate like demented toddlers, knowing curse words and just enough other words to cobble together grammatically horrific sentences. 2) Kicked out of Fire Academy. 3) Fly to Thailand to learn to sail only to find you don't have enough money to take the classes... (no sailing classes in the US?) 4) Tries to recruit homeless guys in DC to help them (holy shit these guys are dumb as a sack of doorknobs). And to top it off the island they want to invade, kill all the men, and enslave the kids and women has EIGHTY-SEVEN THOUSAND PEOPLE. Before reading the article I figured this Island was tiny with less than 50 residents. Hopefully they do get locked up for a long-ass time and that they haven't procreated yet to pass on these dumbfuck genes. Edited November 21Nov 21 by BlueGreySky
November 21Nov 21 Popular Post 1 minute ago, BlueGreySky said: It's comical their shit ability to plan something like this. 1) Take Haitian Creole classes... yeah, I bet they can communicate like demented toddlers, knowing curse words and just enough other words to cobble together grammatically horrific sentences. 2) Kicked out of Fire Academy. 3) Fly to Thailand to learn to sail only to find you don't have enough money to take the classes... (no sailing classes in the US?) 4) Tries to recruit homeless guys in DC to help them (holy shit these guys are dumb as a sack of doorknobs). And to top it off the island they want to invade, kill all the men, and enslave the kids and women has EIGHTY-SEVEN THOUSAND PEOPLE. Before reading the article I figured this Island was tiny with less than 50 residents. Hopefully they do get locked up for a long-ass time and that they haven't procreated yet to pass on these dumbfuck genes. Whatever. You read all that and judge them. I see some real can-do spirit. These are exactly the kind of go-getters I want on my EM-50 project.
November 21Nov 21 50 minutes ago, Deej said: PLANO, Texas - Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children. Gonâve Island has a population of about 87,000.
November 21Nov 21 Popular Post 1 hour ago, Deej said: PLANO, Texas - Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children. What a stupid fucking idea. A few unsavory white guys are just going to sail to an island in the Caribbean, start killing and raping the native people, and then claim the land for their own? That shit would never work. Edited November 21Nov 21 by BrickHorn
November 21Nov 21 6 minutes ago, BrickHorn said: What a stupid fucking idea. A few unsavory white guys are just going to sail to an island in the Caribbean, start killing and raping people, and then claim the land for their own? That shit would never work. Haitian gangs would fuck them up so fast. Relevant video of gangs including in GONAIVE. It is a major trafficking route. Weapons in, people and drugs out. Edited November 21Nov 21 by InkaUtexas Added video.
November 21Nov 21 8 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: Haitian gangs would fuck them up so fast. Relevant video of gangs including in GONAIVE. It is a major trafficking route. Weapons in, people and drugs out. Did you even read their plan? The homeless mercenaries were going to stomp out any resisters, duh.
November 21Nov 21 Author 13 minutes ago, BrickHorn said: What a stupid fucking idea. A few unsavory white guys are just going to sail to an island in the Caribbean, start killing and raping the native people, and then claim the land for their own? That shit would never work.
November 21Nov 21 They will make a go fund me account with proceeds buying trumpcoin, get a pardon, then join ICE,
November 21Nov 21 Author 7 minutes ago, aggie08 said: Link to their incredibly popular podcast? The Loochador.
November 21Nov 21 Popular Post Getting arrested is actually a much better outcome for these two geniuses.
November 21Nov 21 Why are we interfering with Darwin's Law when we need it most? This is an even worse idea than the "missionaries" who try to convert the Sentinelese.
November 21Nov 21 Popular Post This right here is why you don't raise your children to believe that they can do whatever the put their minds to, especially if they're stupid. Daaaamn.
November 21Nov 21 Popular Post why didn't some reality TV show pick this up and follow them.. I would watch that for sure -- And here is Gavin stepping off the boat..... and there is Gavin riddled w/ bullet holes compliments of the local thuggery.
November 21Nov 21 I just want to know how they got busted. Were they bragging at Applebees? "Yeah man, we got this plan. See, what we are gonna do is...."
November 21Nov 21 14 minutes ago, TexasBeta said: why didn't some reality TV show pick this up and follow them.. I would watch that for sure -- And here is Gavin stepping off the boat..... and there is Gavin riddled w/ bullet holes compliments of the local thuggery. Gavin has the face of a bitch. They'd make him squeal like a pig. Tanner has the face of a guy you just want to shut the fuck up. I think he ends up riddled with bullet holes.
November 21Nov 21 47 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said: I just want to know how they got busted. Were they bragging at Applebees? "Yeah man, we got this plan. See, what we are gonna do is...." those $2.00 Bahama Mama's get to you after a while
November 21Nov 21 2 hours ago, miguelito said: Getting arrested is actually a much better outcome for these two geniuses. This. They should have just let these dipshits go forward with their plan. They would have lasted 10 minutes. Maybe. But honestly, what have they actually done that is illegal besides talk a bunch of shit and fuck around like morons? Edited November 21Nov 21 by tbone_
November 21Nov 21 Popular Post 2 minutes ago, tbone_ said: besides talk a bunch of shit and fuck around like morons? All of Surly:
November 21Nov 21 1 hour ago, InkaUtexas said: I just want to know how they got busted. Were they bragging at Applebees? "Yeah man, we got this plan. See, what we are gonna do is...." These idiots had to have been "lightly encouraged" by a spook of some fashion
November 21Nov 21 1 minute ago, cmontexas said: These idiots had to have been "lightly encouraged" by a spook of some fashion Nah, I think they are just fucking crazy. Saw a map and said hey, we can do this.
November 21Nov 21 You could probably come up with a few places where you could talk yourself into a plan like this working, assuming you’re a moron; but going to a country where it seems like everyone is a warlord seems like an unusually terrible choice.
November 21Nov 21 4 hours ago, BrickHorn said: What a stupid fucking idea. A few unsavory white guys are just going to sail to an island in the Caribbean, start killing and raping the native people, and then claim the land for their own? That shit would never work. Counterpoint:
November 21Nov 21 3 hours ago, TexasBeta said: why didn't some reality TV show pick this up and follow them.. I would watch that for sure -- And here is Gavin stepping off the boat..... and there is Gavin riddled w/ bullet holes compliments of the local thuggery. I thought this was for sure a youtuber putting out some spicy hot 'tent.
November 22Nov 22 4 hours ago, Bill Brasky said: nothing says tough like two guys named Tanner and Gavin 40% of a Central Division-winning rotation While their Stephen-ass manager pairs back-to-back Mgr of the Year awards with first round exits. Edited November 22Nov 22 by TheStoicPaisano
November 22Nov 22 5 hours ago, InkaUtexas said: I just want to know how they got busted. Were they bragging at Applebees? "Yeah man, we got this plan. See, what we are gonna do is...." "See, my dad is a prepper and has an ultimate set of weapons and I can take it, I can take this island dude."
November 22Nov 22 12 hours ago, HenryJames said: Don't look like any Surlyites I"ve encountered. Maybe Tech grads.
November 22Nov 22 7 hours ago, cmontexas said: These idiots had to have been "lightly encouraged" by a spook of some fashion This is what happens when you ban hemp. These two had dumb ideas but no ambition before.
November 22Nov 22 17 hours ago, miguelito said: Getting arrested is actually a much better outcome for these two geniuses. I’m pretty upset they never got to try this venture. Over under on how long they lasted before being brutally murdered would be like 1.5 hours.
November 22Nov 22 18 hours ago, Bill Brasky said: nothing says tough like two guys named Tanner and Gavin I’d like to see you try and take on the 7th grade… Regards,
November 22Nov 22 Quote Federal investigators say the pair trained for nearly a year; both face up to life in prison if convicted.
November 22Nov 22 Kinda suspect that this happened the same day a US military ship "mistakenly" landed in Taumalipas and got into a standoff with Mexican security forces Edited November 22Nov 22 by cmontexas
November 23Nov 23 On 11/21/2025 at 11:14 PM, Steel Shank said: This very well may be the damnedest thing I've ever seen.
November 23Nov 23 On 11/21/2025 at 10:47 AM, BlueGreySky said: Hopefully they do get locked up for a long-ass time and that they haven't procreated yet to pass on these dumbfuck genes. I am not going to lie, there is a base part of me that wishes we had the opportunity to see how their attempt would play out for the lulz.
November 23Nov 23 17 minutes ago, Goredho said: I am not going to lie, there is a base part of me that wishes we had the opportunity to see how their attempt would play out for the lulz. I'd just like to see their dinghy capsize in Miami.
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