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Then I thought, "When am I ever going back to Haiti?"

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10 minutes ago, Goredho said:

 

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On 11/21/2025 at 11:47 AM, BlueGreySky said:

And to top it off the island they want to invade, kill all the men, and enslave the kids and women has EIGHTY-SEVEN THOUSAND PEOPLE. 

Bro - do you even extended magazine?

12 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

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I cannot be sure, from either the picture or the caption, to whom the spoon belongs. 

8 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I cannot be sure, from either the picture or the caption, to whom the spoon belongs. 

As twas always thus, the Victor owns the spoon!

10 hours ago, Bevo said:

 

I'd just like to see their dinghy capsize in Miami. 

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6 hours ago, ClubWhatever said:

I didn’t read article.  Did they go to Texas Tech?

No you’re thinking of John Hinkley Jr or John Denver. 

On 11/21/2025 at 11:14 PM, Steel Shank said:

This very well may be the damnedest thing I've ever seen.

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

On 11/21/2025 at 12:01 PM, HenryJames said:

Gonâve Island has a population of about 87,000.

Tanner: Well, what’s the ratio on how many we gotta kill and how many we getta rape?

Gavin: It don’t make a shit. 

32 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

Leave the homespun, peyote fueled soliloquys to canecutter.

34 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

OK then.

On 11/21/2025 at 2:09 PM, InkaUtexas said:

Nah, I think they are just fucking crazy. Saw a map and said hey, we can do this. 

 

On 11/21/2025 at 2:14 PM, Mole said:

You could probably come up with a few places where you could talk yourself into a plan like this working, assuming you’re a moron; but going to a country where it seems like everyone is a warlord seems like an unusually terrible choice.

Someone has a bone to pick with Haiti. We saw the propaganda about the cats before the election. Feels like someone deep in the chud inner workings wants to pick a fight with Haiti for some reason, probably see an opportunity for exploitation. Maybe Bezos or Larry wants the island idk

With how fragmented we are seeing our National defense spooks-publicly contradicting each other, competing for individual selfish goals, I can see some sort of small ops team, possibly even private intelligence feeling empowered to undertake their own operations independent of the greater DOD protocols. 

Pick off a few idiots who think they're joining a more hardcore version of the PBs or something and send them to Haiti where they hopefully get kidnapped and create an international incident where Trump will send in the troops to recue sweet white Tanner and Gavin and wipe out the warlords and clear the path for some more good old American exploitation.

If I was a Hollywood screenwriter (imagine) I feel like that would play

1 minute ago, Parliament said:

Does Haiti have a buncha cobalt or lithium or whatever?

Yes, that’s why its inhabitants are so well off. 

12 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Does Haiti have a buncha cobalt or lithium or whatever?

Gold. 

On 11/23/2025 at 8:11 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

The article byline says Plano, but if you had read it the men are from Allen and Argyle.

On 11/23/2025 at 8:11 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

But then there was a lot about Tanner and Gavin that didn't make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where they lived, likewise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interestin'. They call Plano the "City Of Excellence." I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. 'Course I can't say I've seen London, and I ain't never been to France. And I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, so the feller says. But I'll tell you what - after seeing Plano, and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I seen somethin' every bit as stupefyin' as you'd see in any of them other places. And in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face, without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

YARN | Suck on this. Smooth as a prom queen's thighs, only not so risky ...

 

I for one revel in their modern idealism to take it upon themselves to give it go.  I mean go big or go home, or jail in this case.  IMO, the 'Surl would be the only group that could pull this off.  With Imma leading the brain trust for an invasion what could go wrong?

I saw the headline yesterday and figured it was some remote island far off the Haitian mainland with a hundred or so natives. Nope, 87,000 people, off the coast of Port-au-Prince, LOL. 

I'm curious where the line is from being dumbasses planning something that is literally impossible to an actual crime. If I were the FBI, CIA, whoever caught on to them, I'd just monitor them for the lulz, and if they actually set sail, let them go, and watch them get their asses beheaded or whatever. I'd watch like reality tv and laugh my ass off. It's far worse than US prison and cheaper on the US taxpayer.

It's also interesting that "created and distruted child pornography" is a side note.  

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 Come on now fellas’, let he who has not planned to invade an island, murder all the men and enslave the women as sex slaves, cast the first stone.

Just now, ABSR said:

 Come on now fellas’, let he who has not planned to invade an island, murder all the men and enslave the women as sex slaves, cast the first stone.

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3 minutes ago, ABSR said:

 Come on now fellas’, let he who has not planned to invade an island, murder all the men and enslave the women as sex slaves, cast the first stone.

Sure, but a Caribbean island?  

47 minutes ago, 'stache said:

 get their asses beheaded

Thar’s my fetish.

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5 hours ago, ABSR said:

 Come on now fellas’, let he who has not planned to invade an island, murder all the men and enslave the women as sex slaves, cast the first stone.

If I'm going to invade an island, that island is Lesbos.

2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If I'm going to invade an island, that island is Lesbos.

Cool but bring a wig and hide you dick until your fantastical personality tricks the lesbians into your penis. They say 

22 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Sure, but a Caribbean island?  

They thought Galveston had too many guns.

On 11/21/2025 at 12:09 PM, BrickHorn said:

What a stupid fucking idea. A few unsavory white guys are just going to sail to an island in the Caribbean, start killing and raping the native people, and then claim the land for their own?

That shit would never work. 

 

It sounds like the plot to a Monty Python movie

 

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