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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

SOOOOOOOO good.

That’s gold. Love it when the aggy chimes in claiming they’re superior to LSU when the tigers have been kicking their ass. Never change aggy. 

Best 2-2 team in the nation. ....... Am I doing it right?

 

I love that the first aggy that popped into that thread used the typical "OMG your obsessed with us" post

yes, aggy, the SEC is obsessed with you, not the other way around.

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Love this LSU fan's reply when aggy says his attacks on them are predictable...

You know what's predictable? 

2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017...

 

We need to somehow get the SEC SEC SEC fans to start singing POOOOOOOR aaagggyyyyssss whenever aggy runs out of time.

16 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Best 2-2 team in the nation. ....... Am I doing it right?

 

Naw, man. Don't you know they're really 4-0?

18 minutes ago, BigXII said:

I love that the first aggy that popped into that thread used the typical "OMG your obsessed with us" post

yes, aggy, the SEC is obsessed with you, not the other way around.

here's the full aggy quote:

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Swamp kitten starts a thread that pretends to be a real discussion but is really just another obsession-driven missive to puff up LSU with a pathetically weak shot at A&M, their ultimate measuring stick.

LSU's ultimate measuring stick is aggy.

LOL. That's some good shit.

Aggy desperately wanted to get into the SEC and no one respects them lmao. Whoop!

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That’s not very gracious of you to rub our faces in your triumphant losses . You need to learn how to accept a compliment.

HA! No take-backs, bitches. Your conference wanted them, now you're stuck with them,

Huh. I thought the aggy bag hag had guaranteed an aggy victory over bama...I'm shocked the bag hag was wrong.

Aggies run out time with all these SEC opponents because they are one hour earlier, you see?  A&M didn't bother to renegotiate timezones when they joined the new league, primarily based in the Eastern Time Zone.  They always think they have one more hour.  Which would explain their high procreation rates . 

secsecsec figured out that adding agro :

  • it helped their pipeline into Texas, while  aggy remains non competitive, and non threatening 
  •  aggy is  delusional enough to think they belong
  • aggy cannot comprehend they are being mocked mercilessly to their face by their “brethren “.
32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Aggy desperately wanted to get into the SEC and no one respects them lmao. Whoop!

To be fair, no one respected them here either

1 hour ago, Gatorubet said:

Pulled first few posts commenting on aggies..."

Aggie is obviously riding high with triumphant losses to Clemson and Alabama. Obviously no other team can match that. But besides these two phenomenal losses of which Aggie is justifiably bragging about, who else has significant early season bragging rights ? "


Kentucky or LSU , right ? Not wanting to be a homer, I’m going with Kentucky.

This post was edited on 9/23 at 11:25 am
 
Posted by LSU Alumnus iconLSU.gif on 9/23/18 at 11:32 am to Lsupimp
Well if aTm keeps it up, they could back into a playoff spot at 6-6. 

I also agree with you that it's tough to say LSU without sounding biased, but I'm leaning toward the Tigers. Although, 28-7 at State is solid, the Florida game isn't necessarily better than Auburn.

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The SEC gives no respect at all to A&M for "big wins", that happen to the losses...

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I just hope that when the day inevitably comes when dad (lege) tells us that we need to take our retarded prodigal brother back and help him get back on his feet that we tell dad to go fuck his own face.

Today, an aggy told me that they covered the spread and that was a clear sign of the Jimbo effect. His wife also added that this would be the toughest win for Alabama and it would be smooth sailing for Saban after yesterday's game. Both of them looked at each other in agreement.

I laughed and then asked them, "why do y'all say stupid stuff like this?"

I've never been able to grasp the collective delusion that permeates aggy.

Huh. I thought the aggy bag hag had guaranteed an aggy victory over bama...I'm shocked the bag hag was wrong.
They got what they wanted from aggy, TV viewing and recruiting. Nothing more.

aggy never figured the SEC out.
They were conceited brats in the Big 12 and assumed the SEC is where they would get the respect and admiration that they truly deserved.

But the SEC is like a hick town where no one trusts anyone, full of age-old feuds, griefs, and dark, closely-held secrets. 
To aggy it was new and exciting. To the SEC, aggy was something to be undermined and exploited. Sure, they can live there. But they can never succeed.

But like all hick towns, the new neighbor is better than the outsider. At least you can keep an eye on the new neighbor and squeeze a favor or two out of them, if necessary.
aggy wil never be a full member of the tribe, but they're not an outsider. Texas is an outsider. Outsiders can never be trusted.

1 minute ago, Jersey Man10 said:

The covered the spread? Put it on the wall!

I'm sure a lot of aggy went all in on taking the points. Big money. Expecting a huge turn out at Walmart over the next few days as aggy goes shopping with their winnings.

 

5 minutes ago, Disco Missile said:

aggy never figured the SEC out.
They were conceited brats in the Big 12 and assumed the SEC is where they would get the respect and admiration that they truly deserved.

But the SEC is like a hick town where no one trusts anyone, full of age-old feuds, griefs, and dark, closely-held secrets. 
To aggy it was new and exciting. To the SEC, aggy was something to be undermined and exploited. Sure, they can live there. But they can never succeed.

But like all hick towns, the new neighbor is better than the outsider. At least you can keep an eye on the new neighbor and squeeze a favor or two out of them, if necessary.
aggy wil never be a full member of the tribe, but they're not an outsider. Texas is an outsider. Outsiders can never be trusted.

We in the SEC respect Mizzou much more than Aggy.  Mizzou actually made it to an SEC championship game and they have the better meth.

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Well if aTm keeps it up, they could back into a playoff spot at 6-6. 

 

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

We in the SEC respect Mizzou much more than Aggy.  Mizzou actually made it to an SEC championship game and they have the better meth.

I was stationed in Shreveport for several years. Still have a lot of friends that are SEC fans. 

I razzed them about Mizzou when they won the East two years in a row. They attributed it to SEC recruiting.
I said it's only been 2 or 3 years. They said that's all it takes.

It gave me a chuckle.

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2 hours ago, BigXII said:

yes, aggy, the SEC is obsessed with you, not the other way around.

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13 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

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Unpossible.  What a bunch of fools. 

Unpossible.  What a bunch of fools. 


Think the can probably remove “cleanest” from the billboard.

UAB and Piggy seem like the only slam dunks left on their schedule.

SCar & Ole Klan seem like tossups.

How amazing would it be if Kentucky went into the sacred bat guano tacklebox and won?

Best Academics in the SEC?  Really?  Wow.  May as well shut down Vanderbilt and Florida folks, we're done here.  A&M got it all figured out.  

Shit, on their best day, they're still lumped in with Georgia, Kentucky, and South Carolina . 

32 minutes ago, Underdog said:

What about the Twinkie? 

It was a little hairy, one might even call it shaggy....

Salman Rushdie bought the sign.

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