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  • 2 retards wiping booger’s on each other. That’s this game 

  • Jerry traded a piece of Gene's artwork, a box of Sky Mirror polish and an undisclosed credit line at Winstar  for ET3 on the condition he wouldn't play for the Cowboys against the Seahawks today. 

  • That has to go. It's ridiculous.

No one has going to blame Dak on that pick. Shut the fuck up.

Oh fuck you god damn know some idiots will.

At the end of the game they’ll use his stats against him, just like last week. That pick will be used as a negative on him. Which is why they need to change some picks(like that) from QB picks to Team picks. Been saying that a while.

I won't blame that pick on Dak.  I will blame just about every other throw on him....almost all of them dogshit.

Why wasn't that "Roughing the punt returner"?

I mean... He tackled him and everything.

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Linehan is so fucking bad. We aren't even utilizing Zeke at all. Fuck you

That INT is not on Dak.

 

Dak has missed 2 throws for first downs so far.

Dak always seems to play better after a designed run or scramble. Something about getting hit settles him down. After two full seasons, Garrett/Linehan should know this and call games accordingly, but ... here we are.

Zeke off to bad start this year. Can’t be all Frederick.

Everything is significantly worse with the offense.  Our OL doesn't block as stoutly.  Our receivers don't create space or get open as well.  We don't run the ball very well.  We don't pass the ball very well.  Just a really bad offense.

Thanks goodness for Marshall's butter fingers this half.

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2 retards wiping booger’s on each other. That’s this game 

Is every Cowboys game going to be the most boring 3 hours of my week?

Is every Cowboys game going to be the most boring 3 hours of my week?

No, you could start writing your memoirs, that should be more boring...

And now no Tyron? Dak is struggling with the protection he’s getting now.

Can’t imagine how it’ll be now.

Dak looks like he’s playing in slow motion. Play calling is garbage. 

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Holy shit this offense is terrible

Tyron is back in..... Great play call on first..... blind PA on your own 20 yard line.  Linehan is fucking awful.

Dak can’t throw but when he actually does get the ball to a receiver they can’t fucking catch 

Can't block.  Can't run.  Can't catch.  Can't throw..... Feel like this offense is being led by Swoopes and Heard.

Game should've been played on Labor Day during the Telethon. 

9 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Brandon Marshall looks awful. 

Heh. He's way washed up. Just collecting a check and smoking so much weed he thinks he has social anxiety disorder.

Doug Baldwin seems like a bitch.

Heh. He's way washed up. Just collecting a check and smoking so much weed he thinks he has social anxiety disorder.
Doug Baldwin seems like a bitch.

Yes and that coach is even more of a bitch for taking that shit from him
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Dallas with a smooth -6 yards of passing so far.
Is that good?
1 minute ago, Farkimedes said:

Dallas with a smooth -6 yards of passing so far.

Is that even possible?

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