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1 minute ago, BigOrange1 said:

i couldn't care less about any nfl team, but i love seeing that earl thomas remains a motherfucking badass. 

Hope he can get out of the mess that Seattle wants to become. Ever since they didnt give the ball to Skittles on the 1 yard line they have been suck.

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  • 2 retards wiping booger’s on each other. That’s this game 

  • Jerry traded a piece of Gene's artwork, a box of Sky Mirror polish and an undisclosed credit line at Winstar  for ET3 on the condition he wouldn't play for the Cowboys against the Seahawks today. 

  • That has to go. It's ridiculous.

1 minute ago, hookem48 said:

oh bullshit, it was a love tap

And you have never been able to do that a few steps after the ball has left the hand. It's like someone pushing the ball carrier two steps after he they are in the white on the sidelines. It might not be a bad hit but it is a late push/hit and has always been called.

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Can someone bait Jerry to say some racial comments like Sterling?

What's the spread?

How’s the math work on every fan donating $5 to pay off Roosevelt to lace Jerry’s JW Blue with arsenic?

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Can someone bait Jerry to say some racial comments like Sterling?

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This team is so resilient under Garrett. Look how hard they are fighting!! This is why he's our head coach! Now let's score a garbage time TD and he can tell us how close this game was.

7 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Dak is not one of the top 20 QBs in the league.

Dak isn’t one of the Top 35 QBs in the league. Dak is an okay backup. Yeah I know Zeke and Gallup did little to help him, but he was awful today. Awful. 

Anyway, what does Drew think about all of this?  That’s the only reason I clicked on this thread. 

How fucking unAware of the size of the football can you be? Dipshit stepped out again

Troy talking shit about Dallas.  Can't even throw a curl when the D is giving it up.

Now we push the defender in to the QB. Excellent job.

If you're not willing to show Dak as a threat to run early and often, you're wasting the decision to use him.  

Good job, Swaim. It was 4th down. No attempt to get the 1st.

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Going to be a long season for the Cowboys. Elliot is their only above average playmaker and he’s got a room temperature IQ. 

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Good job, Swaim. It was 4th down. No attempt to get the 1st.

yea no fight to get the few extra yards

Just now, BigVegasHorn26 said:

If you're not willing to show Dak as a threat to run early and often, you're wasting the decision to use him.  

This would require a less conservative approach to offense. It ain't gonna happen. 

Stinking it up in all three phases 

Just now, Zepol87 said:

yea no fight to get the few extra yards

Still remembering that fine coaching from Texas.  

Piss poor just like the Texans.

Loser bowl coming up week 5

8 minutes ago, Zavala said:

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Those were the two best moves he's ever made as GM/Emeritus.

Troy talking shit about Dallas.  Can't even throw a curl when the D is giving it up.

I’m not sure if it’s really talking shit if you’re just speaking the truth.
54 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:

Does Zeke know that sidelines are out of bounds?

I don't think he knows about a lot of things that are out of bounds.

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Tim Tebow would be a better TE than Swaim

Tebow could've been an all-pro tight end

1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

OL is average.  WR/TEs are shitty.  RB is chubby.  QB is confused.  A lot of shitty...

 

But doesn’t Garrett look good wearing those sunglasses!

1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

OL is average.  WR/TEs are shitty.  RB is chubby.  QB is confused.  A lot of shitty...

 

Head coach is a ginger

2 hours ago, Get ln My Van said:

Garrett is a really easy guy to dislike. Imagine having to play for that fucking dork.

It’s much easier to dislike Jerrah.

He lost the drive to field a winning team 2 decades ago.

its only about the Benjamins and his grandson QB at piggy.

The real Cowboy fans that are left are true masochists.

I think Jerry wants to win, he just doesn't know how.

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