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  • No, I'm pointing out how some on this stupid website can't just enjoy wins now because we're not going to make the playoff. This season can still be a success without making the playoff. Today was fun

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    Cool thing happened earlier in the game. Michael Huff was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame   

  • All the surly posters who thought we’d lose today:

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1 minute ago, Macanudo said:

Tessitore is worse by far.   Palmer sucks but Tessitore is the absolute announcer on TV today.  

The entire ESPN/Disney network hates Texas.

1 minute ago, BabaYaga said:

 

it’s a bullshit rule ruining the game.  You can have the before mentioned spearing, but targeting as it is today is subjective horse shit. 

And depending on the review crew, it’s a 50/50 on which way it will go. 

2 minutes ago, Dahobbs said:

Shut the fuck up. That wasn't targeting and I would never want it to be called targeting. The head contact was incidental, and he made a normal football tackle. 

If that was targeting, then the only way to play defense legally is to not have a head.

2 minutes ago, Hornsome said:

Are we the only team that gets  called for holding in this league?  

OU did in our game against them and I thought I had a stroke.


 

Just now, Valmy77 said:

Huh? How is us crying going to change anything?

Cause I’ll knock the fuck out of you in a fight 

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Just now, Carl Spackler said:

Wouldn't surprise me to see Pig do something like an onside kick here.

Given that we've been caught multiple times running away prematurely resulting in onside recovery, I wouldn't be surprised either. 

Targeting should only be called if the defender is headhunting.

There was no malicious intent with Smith's tackle on the play in question. Chickenshit call

This stupid fucking rube just said Marcus Mariota.

Dak is my guess. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

If that was targeting, then the only way to play defense legally is to not have a head.

Weird, you would think that would play to our DBs' strengths.

6 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

so petrino can THREATEN to call a TO  and it gets reviewed and he isnt charged with a TO??

Seriously....what the fuck was that?

2 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Let's chill out a bit with the constant 30-second handshakes and TikTok dances.

somehow football (both pro and college) transitioned into a womens softball dugout. 

2 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

 

it’s a bullshit rule ruining the game.  You can have the before mentioned spearing, but targeting as it is today is subjective horse shit. 

“Ruining the game.”

ChatGPT: On average, there are about 0.2 targeting fouls enforced per FBS college football game, i.e. roughly one every five games.

 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

OU did in our game against them and I thought I had a stroke.


 

not only that, but OU's holding call was early in the game, when it really mattered.  Too many times I have seen a call given to us after the game is over. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

If that was targeting, then the only way to play defense legally is to not have a head.

This.

The guy he tackled is 5’5”.

I can’t see any other way to tackle him. 
The dude would have ripped off 30 yards had he missed 

3 minutes ago, UTkicker said:

Doesn't matter, they won't reverse the suspension. At least I have never heard of that happening. No accountability.

It's reviewable. Whether it will happen is a different story

See if this crew knows the offside rule there.  Yay, it's our lucky day!

1 minute ago, BigTEAMLittleme said:

The entire ESPN/Disney network hates Texas.

Well we are Longhorns and they are mice. 🐭 so it makes sense. 
 

arch dragging his nuts on everyone. 
 

parker!!! 

oooo    entering the neutral zone IS    offsides if arky does it... but vandy it doesnt count.

 

and parker with a fucking great catch

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

“Ruining the game.”

ChatGPT: On average, there are about 0.2 targeting fouls enforced per FBS college football game, i.e. roughly one every five games.

 

Well…….i didn’t know that and feel properly chastised 

Man, Kirby and UGA have the refs so messed up on the defense jumping offsides.

Parker could have kept going in the NFL, I don't think he was touched. 

LMFAO at the sad announcers again.

He's calling a 40-yard pass like it's a funeral monologue.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Arch throwing lasers. Next year will be amazing to watch. 

Free beer tomorrow 

Parker Livingstone is having a breakout year. Also, this is gotta be the most amount of deep passes we’ve completed in a single game this year.

phew. Arch got rid of that just in time 

How the hell does Tessitore get Livingstone confused with Moore?

I should've been a play-by-play announcer.

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