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  • No, I'm pointing out how some on this stupid website can't just enjoy wins now because we're not going to make the playoff. This season can still be a success without making the playoff. Today was fun

  • Longboard Horn
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    Cool thing happened earlier in the game. Michael Huff was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame   

  • All the surly posters who thought we’d lose today:

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don't even worry about asking for an 8 minute drive.  Just keep scoring.  If it takes 59 or 66 points, so be it. 

Maybe it wasn't Jaggy with the barbwire.  

Skinny, apparently white guy number __3.

1 minute ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Bo Wallace? 

That's a good guess lol. No idea who Pharaoh whatever his name is. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

LMFAO at the sad announcers again.

He's calling a 40-yard pass like it's a funeral monologue.

Joe’s voice puts me to sleep

You could legit hear in Jesse Palmer's voice how deflated that play made him feel.  Just ridiculous. No "fake excitement" whatsoever.

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

 

somehow football (both pro and college) transitioned into a womens softball dugout. 

Ok that’s pretty funny. 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

What throw can’t Arch make? Ain’t seen one yet. 

Still can't hit the shallow cross...

Always good for one false start in the red zone each game

We have less penalty yards than Ark.  Refs are gonna take care of that shortly. 

Just now, texasdago said:

That was incredible... how did he hold onto that?

Not Wingo…

Just now, Nicole44 said:

What throw can’t Arch make? Ain’t seen one yet. 

Uh, that was not a good deep ball. Completely on the wrong side of the receiver, if he puts that to the inside it's a touchdown.

Arch can't throw short routes going across apparently. 

I hate when we do this shit and completely lose our heads when we get to the red zone 

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

Joe’s voice puts me to sleep

Joe fuckin sucks. I mute his dumb ass.

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

Joe’s voice puts me to sleep

It has that effect. It’s like some kind of warped hypnosis. He sounds like a warped cassette tape. 
 

march and Moore! Drag your balls over the whole stadium arch!!! 

"Arch has had a pretty good day"

That's what they say when he's having maybe the best day any QB has had all year.

was that a tipped 2nd down pass
 
or another horribad pass

Had to have been tipped.
Just now, AUS-97HORN said:

another arch td

 

holy shit...  6 fucking TDs

Fight On University Of Southern California GIF by USC Trojans

Just now, Thatguy said:

Parker catches with his hands. 

Amazing how well that works! 

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