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1 minute ago, naija said:

we are lucky to get Simmons for one more year

Now we shouldn't waste it like we did this year.

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1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

I could hammer a nail with my dick right now.

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Who had murdering piggy on their bingo card? 

Good runback too. When he started stumbling, a lot of defenders woulda just hit the ground, happy with the TO. Way to take it in!

2 minutes ago, LonghornJudas said:

God dammit, Bevo flinched at the ball. 🤣

Let someone throw a ball at you made out of skin like you have.  See how you feel.  

We gotta bottle some of this up and save it for aggy next week

Ayyy Mannn Say Mann!!!!!

 

PHILLIPS GONE BE A DAWG

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Half

A

Hundred.

Cunts.

against a 2-8(0-6) team that is on their second coach of the season, at home

sark still looks hung over and I don't want to hear anyone say anything nice about him until he gets his bronze chip

This is the team that we need to show up on Friday

This is the team we thought was showing up to start the season.

We need more points to make this a comfortable lead.

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

With that turnover sword, I would love it if one of those guys acted like he-man and yell “I have the power!” when they raise it up

I’m pretty sure none of those guys have any idea who He-man is. 

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

I like demolishing these hillbillies.

Let's do it again on Friday.

I wasn’t alive but watched old SWC games and brings back some memories. And oh yeah, FUCK Jerry

arky #3 was like oh fuck when he was by himself and 6 guys had him in their sights.  

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#3 for arky is the biggest pussy

He had nearly the entire defense running the convoy.
Just now, OU Sucks said:

We need more points to make this a comfortable lead.

50 point margin minimum to feel good about any lead in the Sark era lol

Coach Petrino, which cuases worse rash, getting your face dragged on the concrete at DKR or falling off of a motorcycle. 

Simmons is a got damn rolling ball o' butcher knives. Wow. Just amazing.

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

We need more points to make this a comfortable lead.

i like you

 we really need that targeting suspension to be lifted

3 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

I could hammer a nail with my dick right now.

Tadalafil 10 or 20 mg?

…asking for a friend 

1 minute ago, Rimbo said:

against a 2-8(0-6) team that is on their second coach of the season, at home

sark still looks hung over and I don't want to hear anyone say anything nice about him until he gets his bronze chip

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3 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

OK, nevermind on Arch and a series.  Defense chips in some points on the scoop and score.  Time for some backup QB time.

But don't apply any fucking brakes, dammit

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Mutha fucking Ethan Burke!!

What do you call it when you get in the endzone?

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

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it's ok

aggy and sooner won

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Wanna come work for Sark next year?
We will need handlers first both of yall tho

has it really been 12 years since we had a player with double-digit sacks?

Kansas State leading Utah late in the third quarter, a win there would help.

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Time for the good shit

 

 

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1 minute ago, naija said:

 we really need that targeting suspension to be lifted

Is that even a possibility?

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

God I want another shot at Georgia.

Fuck them. Let’s fuck up aggy

3 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

against a 2-8(0-6) team that is on their second coach of the season, at home

sark still looks hung over and I don't want to hear anyone say anything nice about him until he gets his bronze chip

Take the win, pussy

Just now, naija said:

has it really been 12 years since we had a player with double-digit sacks?

Jackson Jeff coat was the last one, right?

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