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  • No, I'm pointing out how some on this stupid website can't just enjoy wins now because we're not going to make the playoff. This season can still be a success without making the playoff. Today was fun

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    Cool thing happened earlier in the game. Michael Huff was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame   

  • All the surly posters who thought we’d lose today:

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Just now, TexArcher said:

I bet you're fun at parties.

I'm usually a great party guy, I'm just horrible sober. Too bad my job frowns on drinking at work. 

And allow me to offer up a final hearty "fuck you" to those in-bred pig molesters. Now the gtfo the state. 

Piggy scored 42 on aggy - 7 in the last few seconds - frustrating but chill 

1 minute ago, Valmy77 said:

Nice fuck pig.

This really amused me.  

Nice, fuck pig.

Nice fuck, pig.

Nice fuckpig.

If we hadn’t played with our food in Kentucky and Mississippi state the margin of win wouldn’t matter. It was a good win against a third rival that suuuuuuuucks to lose to and we won. That’s awesome. But this team hasn’t really given the committee much reason this season to leap frog Texas over 2 loss teams, that’s the problem. 

but yeah I hate Arkansas and so the win is awesome. 

Listening to the yahoos after the game talking about A&M’s defense being better than ours. They are ranked 49 spots after ours.

Just now, TwiceHorn said:

This really amused me.  

Nice, fuck pig.

Nice fuck, pig.

Nice fuckpig.

Any of them!

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

This really amused me.  

Nice, fuck pig.

Nice fuck, pig.

Nice fuckpig.

Where the comma goes matters, not just for lawyers but for poets too.

6 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

So Dahobbs is PK.  Cool.  Good to know.  Run a better 4th quarter defense you cuck. 

I don't understand what you're upset about. I'm not defending anything. Our defense sucks. That doesn't mean we are running prevent. Again, if you got players covering the short zones, which we did, you aren't running prevent. We just have a lot of holes in our zone defense. 

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

Blowout aggie next week. Only thing I care about.

I hope their little brother syndrome causes them to piss down their legs. 

4 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

If we hadn’t played with our food in Kentucky and Mississippi state the margin of win wouldn’t matter. It was a good win against a third rival that suuuuuuuucks to lose to and we won. That’s awesome. But this team hasn’t really given the committee much reason this season to leap frog Texas over 2 loss teams, that’s the problem. 

but yeah I hate Arkansas and so the win is awesome. 

Too many things have to fall just right for us to sneak into the playoffs.

I've given up on that pipedream 

8 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Taafe has been ass. Whiffing tackles and shit. I think hes still hurt.

That hit he took when he got trucked by Washington rattled his marbles. 

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Too many things have to fall just right for us to sneak into the playoffs.

I've given up on that pipedream 

I like to know what the path is but yeah this team deserves the pulan weed eater bowl. 

9 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

We have been out scored in the 4th quarter in the last 3 games: 56-7

Not fair stating facts, brother. Bad fan. 

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

I like to know what the path is but yeah this team deserves the pulan weed eater bowl. 

Cheez It Bowl

Have some goddam self-respect 

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

I like to know what the path is but yeah this team deserves the pulan weed eater bowl. 

It must suck to feel this miserable after a win.

1 minute ago, texastroubadour said:

Not fair stating facts, brother. Bad fan. 

Eh. The other 2 games its OK to ref that stat. This one, it's dumb.

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

Cheez It Bowl

Have some goddam self-respect 

Put me in coach I’m the cheesiest !

Booger strikes again: "A&M has the better defense"

Except when looking at stats like yards per game, yards per play and scoring defense.

We're winning 41-28.

So we will be right behind Vanderbilt in this week's rankings. That will start an interesting dialogue when we have the head-to-head but we scheduled Ohio State and not Virginia Tech. 

We will see how seriously they take their talk about rewarding or at least not punishing teams who schedule great non-conference games (hint: not that seriously).

Just now, scramblyn said:

Put me in coach I’m the cheesiest !

Super Bowl Football GIF by Cheetos

2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It must suck to feel this miserable after a win.

You misunderstand me and probably didn’t read my post above. I’m unequivocally happy about beating Arkansas.  Win the national title, win conference, make the playoffs, beat OU aggy and Arkansas. We have a chance at one of our goals, I’m all about that. 

Just a smooth ass kicking. Need D to tighten up but man Arch made some great plays in the pocket to extend drives. 
 

Need Sark to not try the slow developing play vs aggy. 

The crowd was live and loud.  The rumble return was crazy loud.  Offense looked fun. Arch. Was killing it. 
 

sark is still a pussy with his all brakes no gas.   Defense has absolutely become a liability. Like 500 yards given up.  Secondary is bad. 
 

but fun game 

38 minutes ago, BERT said:

Still banging that drum huh? 

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So we will be right behind Vanderbilt in this week's rankings. That will start an interesting dialogue when we have the head-to-head but we scheduled Ohio State and not Virginia Tech. 

We will see how seriously they take their talk about rewarding or at least not punishing teams who schedule great non-conference games (hint: not that seriously).

No way they can ignore Ohio state being 11-0 and the best team in the country…ok ok…you’re right they still will. Texas needs to schedule more cupcakes and take the easy wins. 

6 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So we will be right behind Vanderbilt in this week's rankings. That will start an interesting dialogue when we have the head-to-head but we scheduled Ohio State and not Virginia Tech. 

We will see how seriously they take their talk about rewarding or at least not punishing teams who schedule great non-conference games (hint: not that seriously).

How these "informed" voters put UT behind OU and Vandy is one of life's great mysteries.

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28 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

So Sark just shit all over Caldwell. By his actions he's telling him to leave the program he just dedicated two years of his life to. Hope he got laid a bunch.

Caldwell has only been here this year and he has no eligibility left. I swear, some of y'all don't even pay attention to this program on Sunday-Friday.

13 minutes ago, texastroubadour said:

Not fair stating facts, brother. Bad fan. 

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3 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

Too bad we didn't schedule Samford so we could be 9-2 instead of 8-3.

SHSU.....Samford

Tomato....tomatoe

I do agree that Samford is worse

34 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

So Sark just shit all over Caldwell. By his actions he's telling him to leave the program he just dedicated two years of his life to. Hope he got laid a bunch.

What?

11 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

So we will be right behind Vanderbilt in this week's rankings. That will start an interesting dialogue when we have the head-to-head but we scheduled Ohio State and not Virginia Tech. 

We will see how seriously they take their talk about rewarding or at least not punishing teams who schedule great non-conference games (hint: not that seriously).

OU & Ole Miss are our obstacles in the SEC eligibles (A&M, Georgia, Bama, Ole Miss, OU).  If at least one of those don’t lose, it’s curtains.  Also doesn’t help that Utah just beat K-State or Miami beating VaTech earlier. We’ll see how BYU fairs against Cincinnati later. (4) ACC teams currently w/ 1 conference loss, also a problem. Lots of problems

23 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Where the comma goes matters, not just for lawyers but for poets too.

Plus the versatility of fuck.

Looks like we'll get Hill back for the aggy game, per Sark

4 minutes ago, Topper13 said:

Looks like we'll get Hill back for the aggy game, per Sark

 

start the game week thread !!!!!

7 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

SHSU.....Samford

Tomato....tomatoe

I do agree that Samford is worse

We played Ohio St OOC

22 minutes ago, mdmost said:

It must suck to feel this miserable after a win.


This is surly right?

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Pitt leads Geogia Tech 21-0 in the second quarter.

2 minutes ago, Pam Cummings said:

We played Ohio St OOC

Yeah, and aggy played Notre Dame in South Bend. What's your point?

32 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Listening to the yahoos after the game talking about A&M’s defense being better than ours. They are ranked 49 spots after ours.

Booger made them sound like the 85 bears

11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Plus the versatility of fuck.

Like green eggs and ham

3 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

Booger made them sound like the 85 bears

His name is booger what the fuck do you expect ?

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