November 23Nov 23 Popular Post Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day. Edited November 23Nov 23 by TexArcher
November 23Nov 23 Popular Post well..... I know someone who won't be invited to the jizz filling ceremony
November 23Nov 23 Popular Post 6 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together were when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day. Fuck all that. We’re gonna fuck them up. Good luck getting out alive you fake army sheep fucking jar jizzing boy blowing tower collapsing pussies.
November 23Nov 23 9 minutes ago, TexArcher said: Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together were when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day.
November 23Nov 23 Just now, BigHorn'13 said: They invented inscription on the back end of clothing... for men's overalls. Puff-painted inscriptions, no less. Mom had to go to Hobby Lobby or Michael's to hook them up. NTTAWWT
November 23Nov 23 Popular Post From a few years back, before their Appalachia St. loss. Or pick any of them before and since then... Texas A&M's Yell Leaders Are The Cringiest Tradition In College Football Take this past weekend for example. Prior to the App State game, which A&M lost, Yell Leader Zac cracked some jokes about the 'Neers while pacing back and forth in front of fans in the stands. It is so incredibly uncomfortable that you can feel the cringe in your bones. Zac Cross '23 opened his attempt to diss the Aggies' opponent by saying he had to Google App State. That's a shame, because any true college football fan is very familiar with the program. Especially after its famous upset over Michigan. He then proceeds to joke that Appalachia is not a state, despite the school's name. It wasn't funny. And then Cross went on to call App State a "hillbilly college." He does so while wearing overalls at an Agricultural school in College Station, Texas. Think about the irony there for a second. From there, Cross jokes that the football team can't read the name on their jerseys or read a map. This is especially funny because App State's high school GPA requirement for admission into the school is higher than that of Texas A&M's. Oops!
November 23Nov 23 1 hour ago, TexArcher said: Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day. was it Muledick?
November 23Nov 23 I mean, who needs a game thread when there’s already a “Dear Aggy Sheepfucker” thread?……
November 23Nov 23 2 hours ago, TexArcher said: Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day. Laughs...behind their backs? Bullshit, I'll laugh in their face until they are covered in spit!
November 23Nov 23 2 game losing streak ? Let's make it 3 Texas , Georgia, and God willing Texas Tech Edited November 23Nov 23 by BigHornedLurker
November 23Nov 23 Popular Post 18 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said: 2 game losing streak ? Let's make it 3 Texas , Georgia, and God willing Texas Tech Man, I'd love to see another Tech-A&M matchup. RIP, Pirate
November 23Nov 23 24 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said: 2 game losing streak ? Let's make it 3 Texas , Georgia, and God willing Texas Tech We beat them they aren’t in the championship game, but yes Texas then Texas tech would be awesome.
November 23Nov 23 3 hours ago, TexArcher said: Yeah, you'll be lurking all week. Listen up. I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak. Your defense is ass. We're unbeaten at home. Etc. But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were. The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU. You are not a big deal. You are Texas Tech with a god complex. And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state. Everyone laughs at you behind your back. Everyone. The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay. Yes, it is. And you know it. It's cool to be gay now, guys. Just let it out. It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore. Good luck in the game. Even if you win, it doesn't change anything. You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize. And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you. Good day.
November 23Nov 23 25 minutes ago, Rimbo said: 1. ETA: 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 ... Edited November 23Nov 23 by wood
November 23Nov 23 Popular Post In 2011, aggy was 100% going to win the "last ever" matchup against us. They probably already had the shirts printed and then it was 27-25 Last year, aggy was going to "welcome" us to the SEC and show us how much more badass they had become from a decade of getting their ass kicked in the SEC. Had the shirts printed, then it was 17-7 Now, aggy is printing Elko sized shirts just knowing they are going to come to Austin and run all over us. Fuck them, they are about to be reminded where they belong aggy should be pitied, maybe even studied. But never taken seriously.....
November 23Nov 23 4 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said: ^^ what he said. X2 Except the good luck part. Fuck aggy.
November 23Nov 23 5 hours ago, TexArcher said: stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.
November 23Nov 23 5 hours ago, DFW Horn said: Stop calling them "yell leaders" & use the correct terminology: LINE DANCERS.
November 23Nov 23 12 hours ago, DFW Horn said: That little gif leaves out the very "best" part. Where they put their foot behind their knee and do a little twirl. That is the very gayest or fruitiest of their many fruity moves. NTTAWWT.
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