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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That little gif leaves out the very "best" part.

Where they put their foot behind their knee and do a little twirl.

That is the very gayest or fruitiest of their many fruity moves. NTTAWWT.

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    In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber

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    Im holding a 6 day seance for this dude

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10 hours ago, BigHornedLurker said:

2 game losing streak ? Let's make it 3 

 

Texas , Georgia, and God willing Texas Tech 

Why are we acting like aggy makes the SEC Championship game? If we beat them and Ole Miss wins it most likely will be Ole Miss vs Georgia 

Fingers crossed!

2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Why are we acting like aggy makes the SEC Championship game? If we beat them and Ole Miss wins it most likely will be Ole Miss vs Georgia 

Fingers crossed!

Aggy hasn’t even played Georgia since before Covid. Their schedule this year has been pathetic 

13 hours ago, B00M said:

Texas Am GIF by Texas A&M University


is that yell called the futureman?

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15 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Personal favorite:

 

The older yell leaders are much more subdued and far less demonstrative than Roy, Class of 2015.

His dance routine screams, "Look at me!". I don't think yell leaders added the ballerina spins until the 90's. Somebody who studies primitive cultures should look into it.

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In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

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11 minutes ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

Well, I for one am glad you're here as we may need directions and I can not think of a group of fans with a stronger knowledge of the Nobody Gives a Shit 8 Wins or Less Bowl Sponsored by Whoever starring returning "champion" Texum aggie.

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11 minutes ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

Mighty bold talk from an institution whose only national championship is closer in time to the start of the Civil War and the same year Adolph marched into Poland.

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13 minutes ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

The aggy misery will be sublime getting knocked out of the playoffs by a shitter team only to realize that the one shot you had never really existed. 

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They are 11-0. We are not. They e played 7 games in conference and all were in the bottom 8 of the league. We won’t be going (probably) to the playoffs because we played the #1 team in the country at their place in Non-Conference instead of rice (and that accounts for us losing to Florida, which, gross). We can win this game and be the only team in the country to beat three top 10 teams. We will have lost to the two best teams (imo) in college football and watch as a shitty Utah or BYU or Vandy who we are three touchdowns better than (roughly without ref fuckery) go to the playoffs. Let’s lay this out for America to see as the farce that it is. 
Beat aggy by two or three scores, end the year on a high note and watch Arch complete his transformation from a dude who started the year looking like he was point shaving to a guy ending the year looking like a potential heisman and 1/1 draft candidate for the 2026 season. 
Hook Em high like an Eagle soars. 

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1 hour ago, B00M said:

Aggy hasn’t even played Georgia since before Covid. Their schedule this year has been pathetic 

aggy has played Georgia exactly once since joining the SEC nearly 15 years ago.

25 minutes ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

This is just a poor effort all around.

25 minutes ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

You sound like a cuck speaking from experience. 
 

You've watched us beat your ass scores of times. Fuck you!

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19 minutes ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

☝️.....

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You and your sheep fucker turditions can rightly fuck off. 

Get Out Theatre GIF by Tony Awards

 

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Just now, BigHorn'13 said:

Ease up, guys. Them little fellas feeling mighty after taking down the juggernaut that is Samford.

Were Fred and Lamont at the game? That would have been cool.

Still a D2 school. We don’t play those. 

40 minutes ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

Nah, I’ll be heading to your girlfriend’s house to lay some pipe.

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14 hours ago, TexArcher said:

You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

"You are Texas Tech with a dog complex." - FIFY

A win here would be even better than the 2011 one. 

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1 hour ago, Melapelas said:

... you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January....

Except the first week of the playoffs, which is where you're headed, is still in December. 

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Honestly, the one negative of joining the SEC for me was playing A&M again.  I grew up with Aggie friends in high school, went to a bonfire and game at Kyle Field. But I don't think there's anything fun or interesting about this rivalry. I fucking hate OU, but have respect for their program and success. The A&M game almost feels like a lose-lose scenario in my eyes. 

I tried to get pumped for the game last year at Kyle. All the hype, all the fanfare. And then the Aggies laid the most pathetic egg I've ever seen on a football field. If you would have told me before the game we win by 10, I would have happily taken it. But they were so fucking pathetic, only winning that game 17-7 was a disappointment. That should have been a 31-0 type of embarrassment. 

I don't really take that much enjoyment out of beating A&M, because I have so little respect for their entire existence. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, horn009 said:

A win here would be even better than the 2011 one. 

Not really. Our team is better than that one was.

They were really, really sure they could beat Case McCoy. They’re only really sure they can beat 3A Arch. 

But truly, same as it ever was. They're always the “better” team. They’re always more ________ than t.u.  Just ask them. They never shut up. 

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2 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

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2 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

Spoken like a man with years of experience.

2 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

You guys are good this year, but you’re not as good as you think you are.  Texas is flawed, but no longer as bad as the masses “want” to believe they are.  Will be interesting to see what transpires Friday.  

1 hour ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Honestly, the one negative of joining the SEC for me was playing A&M again.  I grew up with Aggie friends in high school, went to a bonfire and game at Kyle Field. But I don't think there's anything fun or interesting about this rivalry. I fucking hate OU, but have respect for their program and success. The A&M game almost feels like a lose-lose scenario in my eyes. 

I tried to get pumped for the game last year at Kyle. All the hype, all the fanfare. And then the Aggies laid the most pathetic egg I've ever seen on a football field. If you would have told me before the game we win by 10, I would have happily taken it. But they were so fucking pathetic, only winning that game 17-7 was a disappointment. That should have been a 31-0 type of embarrassment. 

I don't really take that much enjoyment out of beating A&M, because I have so little respect for their entire existence. 

 

 

I’ve been saying this forever. But too many Longhorn fans just don’t see it. If we win, we were supposed to. If they win, it’s a national embarrassment. 

Fun opportunity to beat 3 rivals in one year, anyone know the last time we beat OU, Piggy, and A&M the same season?

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2 minutes ago, hornbri said:

Fun opportunity to beat 3 rivals in one year, anyone know the last time we beat OU, Piggy, and A&M the same season?

Last year? Lol 

6 minutes ago, hornbri said:

Fuck me. That seems so long ago. 

In fairness, history doesn’t matter much in college football anymore.  Who on either team really even cared about those rivalries before they were told about it by fans or coaches.  Maybe 10 guys most of which don’t play.  Everybody has players from New Jersey.  The Arkansas RB did horns down because he saw it on TV once but none of their players really seemed like it mattered.  Nor did ours.  It’s transactional football which the coaches try to turn into something they can use to motivate.

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12 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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Is this stairway to nowhere at Pyle Field?

3 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

Personal favorite:

 

Is this supposed to be a video that makes people want to be an Aggie? It’s like the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen and seeing serious old guys doing it makes it 10x as cringy. 

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Horns have played, and beaten, two SEC teams in the AP Top 12.

The ags have played, and beaten, zero SEC teams in the top 25.

Horns have got this.  Enjoy the week, enjoy the victory on Friday, and get ready for an even better ride next year.

5 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Is this stairway to nowhere at Pyle Field?

it's just across the street

sometime in the past 2 years the have made modifications to eliminate the stairs to a wall to attempt to remove the embarrassment from history

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While A&M is in the playoffs and Texas is not, I’m pretty sure A&M will not be playing in January. The first top ten team they play is going to boat-race them. They are good but no way that team is winning anything this year. Georgia, Ohio state, Oregon, Texas Tech, possibly even OU and Vandy would fuck their shit up. And Notre Dame won’t lose to them twice. 

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here's something they can't eradicate:

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3 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!


 

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Need to figure out that opposing teams TE can catch the ball. Have given up lots of yards and points as Texas LB seem to not pay attention to guarding middle of field. aggy will feast on this if Texas D keeps playing disconnected between middle and back of D. 

16 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Yeah, you'll be lurking all week.  Listen up.

I think your season is about to end with a two-game losing streak.  Your defense is ass.  We're unbeaten at home.  Etc.

But no matter what happens next week, you are not a football power and you never were.  The last time you put two good seasons in a row together was when you were cheating worse than SMU.  You are not a big deal.  You are Texas Tech with a god complex.

And you're a bunch of weirdos who consistently embarrass yourselves and the rest of this state.  Everyone laughs at you behind your back.  Everyone.  The best aggy joke I ever heard was in NYC. 

So shut the fuck up, stop pretending your high school pep rallies are cool, get some female cheerleaders, and stop dressing up like the military so you can smack each other's bare asses and it's not really gay.  Yes, it is.  And you know it.  It's cool to be gay now, guys.  Just let it out.  It doesn't have to be Halloween every day over there anymore.

Good luck in the game.  Even if you win, it doesn't change anything.  You are a bigger embarrassment to yourselves than you will ever realize.  And no one outside of your little cult actually respects you.

Good day.

 

My name is Uncle Nate, and I support this message.*
 

*Except for the part where you said they are Texas Tech. Fuck that shit. 

 

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