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Did they discuss RC balls deep in his secretary on his desk?

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  • Melapelas
    Melapelas

    In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber

  • millhouse
    millhouse

    Im holding a 6 day seance for this dude

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aggy can't handle success. It's like the dog that chases the car, if they ever catch it, they don't know what to do with it. Texas is winning tonight!

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Pressure ramps up even more on A&M now that Mississippi wins. They needed Mississippi to los.

 

fuck em.

4 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

aggy can't handle success. It's like the dog that chases the car, if they ever catch it, they don't know what to do with it. Texas is winning tonight!

this is the top reason to be confident.

28 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

I am genuinely curious about people who make hollow, borderlne-retarded statements like this. There are very genuine reasons for concern. Is it a lock we will lose, of course not. Hell, it may even be a coin flip. However, it is most certainly not a lock we will win. I'd like to hear the justification behind your belief that, as things are right now, it is a certainty everything will be ok. 

Vibes

30 minutes ago, Josef Pwag said:

I am genuinely curious about people who make hollow, borderlne-retarded statements like this. There are very genuine reasons for concern. Is it a lock we will lose, of course not. Hell, it may even be a coin flip. However, it is most certainly not a lock we will win. I'd like to hear the justification behind your belief that, as things are right now, it is a certainty everything will be ok. 

Because aggy will aggy their season. It almost happened against the cocks so they are due.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

Pressure ramps up even more on A&M now that Mississippi wins. They needed Mississippi to los.

 

What's the implication? Are you saying that if we beat the Aggies it could knock them out of the playoffs somehow?

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

What's the implication? Are you saying that if we beat the Aggies it could knock them out of the playoffs somehow?

No, only for SECCG

 

a&m is in the playoff regardless of what happens tonight  

31 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

Did they discuss RC balls deep in his secretary on his desk?

Come on. It’s aggy. ‘Deep’ ain’t happening 

16 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Because aggy will aggy their season. It almost happened against the cocks so they are due.

Y’all been saying this for 6 weeks.  Get over it. They aren’t aggying shit this year. They will have at best one loss hopefully. In the playoffs and we are golfing after coming in as the number 1 team in the country 

10 minutes ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

What's the implication? Are you saying that if we beat the Aggies it could knock them out of the playoffs somehow?

Literally impossible. It’s just the same continued over confident blowhards that post rhe same shit every week about how we walk on water and will mud hole everyone 

28 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Because aggy will aggy their season. It almost happened against the cocks so they are due.

Watching the highlights of that game is just absolutely nuts.  Reed and their offense looked like wet dog shit that entire half. 

6 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

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Pre-gaming….

Your oven clock says 5:14 ... are you just slightly from the future?

At 6:30 tell us how the first quarter went.

2 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

Your oven clock says 5:14 ... are you just slightly from the future?

At 6:30 tell us how the first quarter went.

thats the temperature, he's cooking cobbler

11 minutes ago, BurgleBro said:

Watching the highlights of that game is just absolutely nuts.  Reed and their offense looked like wet dog shit that entire half. 

Truly a Jekyll and Hyde game.

Dog shit, 1st half. World-beaters (or cock beaters...hey-o), 2nd half

Your oven clock says 5:14 ... are you just slightly from the future?
At 6:30 tell us how the first quarter went.

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22 minutes ago, Txslnghrns said:

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Pre-gaming….

Velvet Hammer, the nectar of the gods.

1 hour ago, NAVY said:

Come on. It’s aggy. ‘Deep’ ain’t happening 

Deep in the sheep happens at aggy, but that’s about it.

2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Deep in the sheep happens at aggy, but that’s about it.

 

My dream scenario is we win tonight and knock aggy out of the SEC Championship, and then they have to play a real SEC or Big Ten team in the CFP. 

Hill announced as a captain tonight. Probably doesn’t mean anything toward playing though

22 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

My dream scenario is we win tonight and knock aggy out of the SEC Championship, and then they have to play a real SEC or Big Ten team in the CFP. 

Or tech and lose in round 1.

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

Or tech and lose in round 1.

Sonds great, but we really don’t know shit about Tech. I wish they played South Carolina or Auburn to give us some kind of benchmark.

Can't Texas BMEs build Ant a cast with a prosthetic hand and get him back on the field one last time?!

1 minute ago, surlyujest said:

Can't Texas BMEs build Ant a cast with a prosthetic hand and get him back on the field one last time?!

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1 minute ago, surlyujest said:

Can't Texas BMEs build Ant a cast with a prosthetic hand and get him back on the field one last time?!

They opted for beet gummies from the humann sponsor company. Positive results for his heart health not sure about his football injuries 

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6 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Nightmare scenario. We lose tonight. aggy smokes a not very good Bama team in Atlanta, and we never hear the end of it. 

Then I guess we'll just have to kick the shit out of them ourselves.  Just to be safe.

Does Herm Edwards have a relative on the team? He’s wearing a Texas hat and has a field pass. We should all be worried about Sark taking to Herm and Mack before the game. 

1 minute ago, ATXhorn17 said:

Apparently Anthony Hill is in street clothes…. We’re F’d

Sigh. Nahlin inferred it’s a recurring injury. He needs to get right before he plays again. 

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Just wanted to wish a hearty “FUCK YOU!” to the cowards who sold their tickets to shit bag aggy fans. 

Lots of maroon around 

25 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Does Herm Edwards have a relative on the team? He’s wearing a Texas hat and has a field pass. We should all be worried about Sark taking to Herm and Mack before the game. 

Former player....Brock.

Struggles on offense putting Texas defense at risk...

Almost 18mins TOP  for aggy offense is 1st half  😡

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ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS, YOU LITTLE BROTHER, FAKE CHAMPIONSHIP ASS LOSERS?!

HAVE FUN WITH THE SECOND HALF OF THAT TWO GAME LOSING STREAK I TOLD Y'ALL ABOUT......................................

Woohoo !!!  🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

 

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On 11/27/2025 at 1:31 PM, Pancho said:

Lulz

 

 

Lulz

11 hours ago, TexasPride10 said:

We’re going to fucking win. 

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