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55 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Their ONLY national championship. 

Maybe UT should claim national championships the aggy, Bammer, SEC way.

That'd give us 9, right? Put it on the wall !

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    In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber

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    Im holding a 6 day seance for this dude

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7 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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Oh, yea, the guy who played on the golf team at UTSA is the authority on this topic.  Got it. 

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18 minutes ago, Pancho said:

 

 

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I laugh so hard about the thought that if they win 1 time that is all of a sudden going to make them “even”.

10 minutes ago, hornbri said:

I laugh so hard about the thought that if they win 1 time that is all of a sudden going to make them “even”.

This.  One game doesn't make up the gap.  And we're going to fucking win anyway.

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Any motherfucker that sells season tickets to a sheepfucker should immediately have their tickets for next year revoked. I’ve had to deal with annoying Vanderbilt and Arkansas fans the last two games. Quit being a shitty fan.

3 hours ago, markstanco said:

Oh, yea, the guy who played on the golf team at UTSA is the authority on this topic.  Got it. 

All they have to do is win about 41 in a row to put the little brother thing to bed.

1 hour ago, UnhappilyMarried said:

The amount of tix on the market is shocking. Nearly 4,000 listings. 

Scalpers only have this game to make their money on the 30k  season tickets they bought

On 11/25/2025 at 5:28 PM, RomaVicta said:

I say go full on monkeys at the zoo.

 

My dad loved UT and would have come here to play football had my mother to be not been at SME. The Depression generation often refer to Texas as Texas University. That's fine. The aggies insisting only on calling t.u. with lowercase letters is the idiotic part.

A lot of people over the years have called us t-sips including Longhorns. Harmless nickname. Aggies originally used it to deride our elitist ways: we sipped tea on the porch while Aggies were doing manly manful work. The last few decades, as A&M has become even less of a military school than it was, Aggie students not even in the corps say the expression comes from us sipping tea while they were winning America's wars. These are guys who never served and never even played Army man in the corps.

As for "ran out of time" or saying "outscored" rather than beaten, no organization improves that does not face its shortcomings and defeats. It's the way of losers.

I always liked Tech when I was younger and don't dislike them now. They used to be a good sample of West Texas football and toughness. Never gave up. Most teams are losing that kind of character. 

Notice:

Texas University 

as compared to

TEXAS' UNIVERSITY 

That little punctuation mark makes all the difference. 

21 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I will never understand doing this. So incredibly weird and pointless.

Looks like clan rally to me...

21 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

I will never understand doing this. So incredibly weird and pointless.

Looks like clan rally to me...

21 hours ago, UpperWestside said:

 

 

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Lots of salty aggy fans online because we have apparently told them their mutt won't be allowed on the field Friday night.

2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Lots of salty aggy fans online because we have apparently told them their mutt won't be allowed on the field Friday night.

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11-0 aggy vs 8-3 Horns in Austin - Aggy needs to die but are Horns ready to protect their home field? 

Horns with shitty losses while aggie getting lucky with 1 point wins against shitty teams.

Still, this is aggy nightmare. Horns destroy aggy at home 38 - 21

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13 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Lots of salty aggy fans online because we have apparently told them their mutt won't be allowed on the field Friday night.

 

9 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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Lol...aggy is surprised "Ms. Rev" is denied @ DKR after not allowing Bevo to participate the previous year.

What a bunch of fucking gumps

Can't wait to see more of this face on Friday.

 

 

 

 

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25 minutes ago, SurlyBDR said:

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“Aggies don’t lie, cheat or steal” just doesn’t seem to be followed these days. Sad!

34 minutes ago, VaLonghorn99 said:

Horns with shitty losses

Oh for fuck sake. One shitty loss to a team that played out of their minds while we were still figuring our shit out. I don’t give a fuck about a bad 4th quarter against Georgia. If we don’t slip on paint and drop at least 4 balls in the first half, it’s a very competitive game. 

6 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

How can they do that? Only 40 wins to go. 

The biggest thing is an entire university and its football team are looking for legitimacy by beating their biggest rival. Nevermind that no one outside of this rivalry or college football fandom could tell you anything about the school that would be positive or negative. They are darn near a non-entity in the public consciousness. You can mention UT and people know the school. Say A&M and waiting for a blank stare/confused look. I still run across people that think it’s some branch of UT that they’ve never heard of.
 

Just keep doing your abnormal and silly traditions, burn down some logs without killing your students and end every year with a loss. Be happy the SEC lets you Charlie Brown your program every year on national TV at some point. This year that moment is against the Horns. 

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

Lots of salty aggy fans online because we have apparently told them their mutt won't be allowed on the field Friday night.

They should let the dog in and then introduce her to Bevo like Ugga got to meet Bevo in the Sugar Bowl.

29 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

They should let the dog in and then introduce her to Bevo like Ugga got to meet Bevo in the Sugar Bowl.

Fuck that noise. Leave the bitch in the greater Snook area. 

8 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Maybe UT should claim national championships the aggy, Bammer, SEC way.

That'd give us 9, right? Put it on the wall !

Fuck it - let's just put 1939 on the wall and watch their heads explode.

14 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Back in my day a hail storm of piss balloons would be raining down on those fucktards. 

It should look like Herc, Carver, and Prez outside the towers

 

10 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

 

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Looks like they had more fun in the locker room together than at any whore house.

Heaven was in that shower scene for them.

 

 

Is there any national pundit that gives Texas a win in this game? This is approaching UT/USC level of media bandwagon. Even with the line under 3. 

My friend’s son went to his first bonfire 🔥 he was a decent distance away but nonetheless an ember landed on his head and burnt a quarter size chunk of hair and left a bald spot and a blister as a parting gift.

 

aggy offering their sacrifice to the pagan football gods. 

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14 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

My friend’s son went to his first bonfire 🔥 he was a decent distance away but nonetheless an ember landed on his head and burnt a quarter size chunk of hair and left a bald spot and a blister as a parting gift.

 

aggy offering their sacrifice to the pagan football gods. 

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That bonfire ain't nearly big enough to match aggy's hate for evil t.u. Looks like another loss for A&M

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10 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Fuck that noise. Leave the bitch in the greater Snook area. 

Luna has something for that bottle nosed bitch.

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51 minutes ago, BigDHornfan said:

Did maroonblood delete his thread?
Pussy.

Yeah, I was wondering where that thread went.

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Yeah, I was wondering where that thread went.

Someone referenced me inviting him to Rainey Street. He might have panicked, who could blame him? I mean…I’m a stealthy badass. 

14 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Luna has something for that bottle nosed bitch.

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She is the best of the best doggies! 

16 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

That bonfire ain't nearly big enough to match aggy's hate for evil t.u. Looks like another loss for A&M

The flames kinda look like a hand measuring something. Maybe the message is “so close” but not enough from the pagan gods! 

13 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Lots of salty aggy fans online because we have apparently told them their mutt won't be allowed on the field Friday night.

I don't really give a shit either way but that doesn't seem like a very CDC thing to do. Do we typically allow visiting mascots these days?

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't really give a shit either way but that doesn't seem like a very CDC thing to do. Do we typically allow visiting mascots these days?

Last time we tried to mix Bevo and another team’s dog mascot it was interesting. lol. 
I think it’s bc Bevo has been banned from everywhere. He’s to salty to travel.

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I don't really give a shit either way but that doesn't seem like a very CDC thing to do. Do we typically allow visiting mascots these days?

This is just like when we started putting visiting fans in the nosebleeds- aggy started that and we followed suit. And you can’t have the visitors in different sections for different games because we have so many season ticket holders.

We aren’t allowed to take Bevo into any stadiums for SEC away games. Why the hell would we let aggy or Georgia bring their dogs into ours? We will reciprocate. We didn’t start this. 

Fuck them.

3 hours ago, Newdoc said:

Is there any national pundit that gives Texas a win in this game? This is approaching UT/USC level of media bandwagon. Even with the line under 3. 

CFN guys are usually really good.  Around .500 this year but I always see where their head is at.  
 

 

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24 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

CFN guys are usually really good.  Around .500 this year but I always see where their head is at.  
 

 

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Most definitely. That said, IF they win (just washed my mouth out with soap) it’s because Elko gets a buttload of incentives. Really it’s going to come down to who has their team prepared, turnovers, penalties and getting out coached. Like all rivalry games. They haven’t had this much to play for with us on their schedule in I have no idea how long. They don’t beat us it’s like they cannot make it to the next level and the season as great as being undefeated is…means nothing. They know this shit. 

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17 hours ago, SuckitKevin said:

Any motherfucker that sells season tickets to a sheepfucker should immediately have their tickets for next year revoked. I’ve had to deal with annoying Vanderbilt and Arkansas fans the last two games. Quit being a shitty fan.

Can anyone tell me the appropriate place to sell to actual Texas Fans? I have two excellent tickets, approximately 43 yard line on the visitor's side (Section 29, Row 39), and I can no longer attend due to family reasons. 

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4 hours ago, Newdoc said:

Is there any national pundit that gives Texas a win in this game? This is approaching UT/USC level of media bandwagon. Even with the line under 3. 

Well, the SEC does seem to like its narratives, and if you watched the aggy/Arky game, you saw aggy get an awful lot of help.  Seems like they've been selected this year.

And I get that national media really like Reed and Concepcion, and rightly so.  But that defense is dogshit.  And all of our struggles have been on the road. I could see everyone picking them if it were in College Station.  But in Austin, you'd think at least a handful of them would realize that we have a very good chance tomorrow.

Fuck aggy either way.

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