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19 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

here's something they can't eradicate:

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This is exactly why they aint never gonna be shit

 

its so pathetic every fucking time i see it

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    In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber

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    Im holding a 6 day seance for this dude

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24 minutes ago, utee94 said:

Horns have played, and beaten, two SEC teams in the AP Top 12.

The ags have played, and beaten, zero SEC teams in the top 25.

Horns have got this.  Enjoy the week, enjoy the victory on Friday, and get ready for an even better ride next year.

Next year?

 

ok, aggy

3 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

blah blah blah....my ding ding dong

4 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Beat aggy and then let’s shock the nation next year

Beat aggy, but still too soon for shock the nation

2 hours ago, SuckitKevin said:

Nah, I’ll be heading to your girlfriend’s house to lay some pipe.

Gross, dude.  

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List of great Aggies that deserve our respect:

1. Meat Pimp

2. Meat Pimp's mom

That's it. 

 

3 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

this is arch's moment to fulfill his density

His destiny?

Neither of his uncles won any kind of title or Heisman in college. 
 

Maybe think bigger?

5 minutes ago, jTower said:

Beat aggy, but still too soon for shock the nation

Well we all know how shock the nation ended 

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Well we all know how shock the nation ended 

Beating A&M!!

As I recall the season ended right after that and nothing else happened.

49 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

here's something they can't eradicate:

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I guess that aggy code of honor doesn't apply here....☝️ 🤷‍♂️

Fucking fake ass Army.

Aggie Code of Honor

 

(Revised: 2003)

Aggie Code of Honor
For many years Aggies have followed a Code of Honor, which is stated in this very simple verse:

An Aggie does not lie, cheat or steal or tolerate those who do.

Edited by BillyGoatHill

3 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

I don’t think you do want cheerleaders. Otherwise, why would you support the midnight cosplay? 

 

Fuck aggy.  But their offense will absolutely give our back 7 fits.  Our secondary is just butthole.  Absolute butthole.    If our offense can sustain us (can’t believe we flipped course) then we have a shot. But arky moved with ease. I mean ease  and that little midget Reed is shifty (no offense to midgets) 

All I know is that we have 5 days and a few hours to work out how to defend the concept of a mobile QB paired up with late-releasing TEs and RBs

51 minutes ago, Covri said:


 

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That’s about as natty as aggy will ever get … and he still doesn’t realize everyone is laughing at his attire, too.

12 minutes ago, immamac said:

I kinda wanna make the ATTN sheep fuckers the thread this week... 

already made that nomination myself in the ASF thread.  Make it so

Had this text exchange with my aggy cousin yesterday.  The jokes write themselves but, as usual, aggy doesn't get it.  

You can't make this shit up ---

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8 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

All I know is that we have 5 days and a few hours to work out how to defend the concept of a mobile QB paired up with late-releasing TEs and RBs

Easy, just play 15 yards off the ball and let them rack up first downs at will.

Don't you even PK bro?

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Honestly, the one negative of joining the SEC for me was playing A&M again.  I grew up with Aggie friends in high school, went to a bonfire and game at Kyle Field. But I don't think there's anything fun or interesting about this rivalry. I fucking hate OU, but have respect for their program and success. The A&M game almost feels like a lose-lose scenario in my eyes. 

I tried to get pumped for the game last year at Kyle. All the hype, all the fanfare. And then the Aggies laid the most pathetic egg I've ever seen on a football field. If you would have told me before the game we win by 10, I would have happily taken it. But they were so fucking pathetic, only winning that game 17-7 was a disappointment. That should have been a 31-0 type of embarrassment. 

I don't really take that much enjoyment out of beating A&M, because I have so little respect for their entire existence. 

 

 

You’re looking at it all wrong. Adults are starving for laughs, did you know we need to laugh to live longer? Kids laugh more than adults by an exponential factor. We need them, for the good laughs on a restful holiday week.  

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What's the biggest lie your Aggie neighbor tells you in Austin?

 

"I could'a gone to t.u."

5 minutes ago, horn4life said:

What's the biggest lie your Aggie neighbor tells you in Austin?

 

"I could'a gone to t.u."

I know the a few they tell themselves, we would have won every game between 2012 and 2023 because SEC SEC. We did not cheat the Fed-ex story is a BMOC hoax.

5 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

NTTAWWT

 

Except there's a LOT wrong with aggy.

 

Fake army stolen valor bullshit is utterly disgusting.

4 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

…you appear to be the eternal hemorrhoid for aggy.

1 hour ago, Hagbard Celine said:

here's something they can't eradicate:

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Apparently they have issued a clarification.  Not a retraction, mind you.  I had to look up the 2010 season since it's hard to wrap my mind around being the Big XII South conference champion but not playing in the championship game.  Answer: they were in a three way tie with OU and Okie State.  

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5 hours ago, B00M said:

Aggy hasn’t even played Georgia since before Covid. Their schedule this year has been pathetic 

Only once or twice since they went SEC iirc. We've already played Georgia more in SEC play than they have.

And re: their schedule this year, how in the actual fuck is their SOS so high with that schedule?

18 hours ago, B00M said:

Texas Am GIF by Texas A&M University

 

18 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Aggie Yell Leaders GIFs - Find & Share on GIPHY

 

18 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Trev to A&M | Page 9 | HuskerBoard.com - Nebraska Cornhuskers Message Board

 

18 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Midnight yell Texas A&M on Make a GIF

 

5 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

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How in the world do they convince so many people to join that cult?

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47 minutes ago, Cajun said:

Had this text exchange with my aggy cousin yesterday.  The jokes write themselves but, as usual, aggy doesn't get it.  

You can't make this shit up ---

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To be fair, this is a shitty joke

1 hour ago, immamac said:

Need a site motto for this week. 

Baaaa! means no.

3 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Honestly, the one negative of joining the SEC for me was playing A&M again.  I grew up with Aggie friends in high school, went to a bonfire and game at Kyle Field. But I don't think there's anything fun or interesting about this rivalry. I fucking hate OU, but have respect for their program and success. The A&M game almost feels like a lose-lose scenario in my eyes. 

I tried to get pumped for the game last year at Kyle. All the hype, all the fanfare. And then the Aggies laid the most pathetic egg I've ever seen on a football field. If you would have told me before the game we win by 10, I would have happily taken it. But they were so fucking pathetic, only winning that game 17-7 was a disappointment. That should have been a 31-0 type of embarrassment. 

I don't really take that much enjoyment out of beating A&M, because I have so little respect for their entire existence. 

In a nutshell, this is it for me, down to a tee. I mean I love knowing we'll win more than 2 out of 3 against these fucks on average, but it usually just feels like a game we should win and beating them is rarely anywhere near as satisfying as beating ou sucks.

The pick six was the reason that the Aggy game last season wasn't a blowout and a shutout, which would have been very satisfying after all the hype and playing on their sacred grass. They had convinced themselves it had all come together for them last season, a big home victory over the hated sips in their first season in the SEC SEC that would send them to the championship game in Atlanta.

I have been to plenty of these games in the past against them and it started becoming more and more less enjoyable every time the game was in Collie. It's not the dread of losing; it's just the whole experience of going there. They are on a whole another level of strangeness. It was hard to explain to anybody that doesn't experience it for themselves.

After the Tucker field goal that won that last game there before they left for the SEC, I was personally glad we wouldn't be playing those people anymore. I wouldn't miss playing them at all and was glad they were somebody's else's problem and let them see them for who they are. I guess they couldn't muster (good Aggy term) the same hate for anybody else like they did for the sips, so maybe no other fan base could get the full Aggy experience we did. At least they do know and make fun of their beyond strange cult ways. Midnight Yell has really been fun as other schools make fun of that.

We knew it was coming as the super conferences started to become reality and Bellmont wanted to get in as soon as possible. Joining the ACC or Big Ten wasn't much of an option, and we know what happened to the Pac 10, that looked like a destination once upon a time. Money talks and the SEC was certainly the premier choice at the time. November games in the north were nothing to look forward to in the Big Ten.

So, we are stuck with Aggy again, that's the reality now. Might as just beat the hell out of them all over again. Still, I could have lived without them and their cultish behavior.

 

7 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

The pick six was the reason that the Aggy game last season wasn't a blowout and a shutout, which would have been very satisfying after all the hype and playing on their sacred grass. They had convinced themselves it had all come together for them last season, a big home victory over the hated sips in their first season in the SEC SEC that would send them to the championship game in Atlanta.

I have been to plenty of these games in the past against them and it started becoming more and more less enjoyable every time the game was in Collie. It's not the dread of losing; it's just the whole experience of going there. They are on a whole another level of strangeness. It was hard to explain to anybody that doesn't experience it for themselves.

After the Tucker field goal that won that last game there before they left for the SEC, I was personally glad we wouldn't be playing those people anymore. I wouldn't miss playing them at all and was glad they were somebody's else's problem and let them see them for who they are. I guess they couldn't muster (good Aggy term) the same hate for anybody else like they did for the sips, so maybe no other fan base could get the full Aggy experience we did. At least they do know and make fun of their beyond strange cult ways. Midnight Yell has really been fun as other schools make fun of that.

We knew it was coming as the super conferences started to become reality and Bellmont wanted to get in as soon as possible. Joining the ACC or Big Ten wasn't much of an option, and we know what happened to the Pac 10, that looked like a destination once upon a time. Money talks and the SEC was certainly the premier choice at the time. November games in the north were nothing to look forward to in the Big Ten.

So, we are stuck with Aggy again, that's the reality now. Might as just beat the hell out of them all over again. Still, I could have lived without them and their cultish behavior.

Yep. I went to one game in Collie Station - the McIvor beatdown - and that was enough for a lifetime. Fuck aggy.

16 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Man, I'd love to see another Tech-A&M matchup.

RIP, Pirate

The spirit of the Pirate is alive and well..the curse shall be upon aggy for 1104 days...

9 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

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Fake picture...too much football showing. 

I am going to be curious to see how many of the cultists are in the stadium on Friday. In the past, there were always too damn many. With our new season ticket numbers and the less generous SEC rules on visitor seats, I'm hoping those numbers are way down.

If not, fuck all the season ticket holders who sell to the maroon morons.

5 hours ago, Melapelas said:

In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber eats to arrive to watch us play in January. We appreciate the support. So dont worry guys in fact you might want to start making plans to head on over to pluckers with the family for the pop tarts bowl! Exciting!

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9 hours ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Aggie9.webp

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Fake picture...too much football showing. 

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Lest we forget...

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5 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Fuck aggy. 

 

The eternal hemorrhoid.

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

All I know is that we have 5 days and a few hours to work out how to defend the concept of a mobile QB paired up with late-releasing TEs and RBs

You’re hired!

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EYYY, WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON ONE OF THEM ILL BEATS FOR ME...?

AHHH, I THINK I KNOW WHATCHU LOOKIN' FOR..............

AIGHT..................

 

 

 

Edited by TexArcher

My first game at Kyle Field was in 1981, when I attended as a LHB member.  We watched the "corp of cadets" parade from our busses, and I remember thinking, this has to be some of the most backward, dumbest looking sobs that i have ever seen. Marching in, riding donkeys - holy shit these hayseeds.

 This was the same year that the aggy "officer" drew his sword on the SMU cheerleader and the LHB marched into aggy stadium holding little cocktail swords.  Aggy fans noticed and started raining boos on us - we just smiled and basically did not give any fs.  Longorns were victorious that day - 21-13.  Hook 'em and stomp a mud hole in their asses.  \m/

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misspelling

4 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Honestly, the one negative of joining the SEC for me was playing A&M again.  I grew up with Aggie friends in high school, went to a bonfire and game at Kyle Field. But I don't think there's anything fun or interesting about this rivalry. I fucking hate OU, but have respect for their program and success. The A&M game almost feels like a lose-lose scenario in my eyes. 

I tried to get pumped for the game last year at Kyle. All the hype, all the fanfare. And then the Aggies laid the most pathetic egg I've ever seen on a football field. If you would have told me before the game we win by 10, I would have happily taken it. But they were so fucking pathetic, only winning that game 17-7 was a disappointment. That should have been a 31-0 type of embarrassment. 

I don't really take that much enjoyment out of beating A&M, because I have so little respect for their entire existence. 

 

 

You sound like a giant non-competitive beta male pussy. Beating A&M is and always will feel awesome. 

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