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24 minutes ago, Saint Tacky said:

Fuck them. They cut the horns off our logo in the middle the field during my stint in undergrad. Don't recall what year, but they left two holes in the AstroTurf at midfield. Whatever happens at or to Pyle Field is fair game. 

Fucktards.

1992. I was also on campus that year. As I recall, it cost somewhere around $100,000 to repair. Just good bull, of course. 

White trash fanbase. 

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    In the end, regardless of your typical little sheepfucker jokes wada wada, yell leader bullshit (we want cheerleaders too buddy).. this game wont matter.. you'll all be waiting anxiously for your uber

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    Im holding a 6 day seance for this dude

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2 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

LDS is strong with that fanbase. 

 

They like to diddle kids too?

2 hours ago, Helobious said:

You gotta admit that’s kind of funny 

I guess if you’re 5 

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57 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

How many L's have you attended in Lubbock?

 

27 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

He’s a Tech guy. 

 

So, a lot?

1 hour ago, DFW Horn said:

Bet ya hear Blue Oyster Cult in your head after reading this

They didn't draw Elko near fat enough.....and no way he would be floating.

 

I love how aggy all assumes they are going to whip our ass. Going to be even better on Friday when the "pooooor aggy" chant rings out toward the end of the game.

4 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

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Always makes me wonder what turns people take them in life to think "you know what would be a good idea, let's jump on children's trampolines dressed like a rainbow of umpalumpa" and have at least 2 other people agree , commit , and go through with it 

On 11/24/2025 at 10:44 AM, Helobious said:

Everyone saying “OU fans are really just like Texas fans” has never set foot in Oklahoma. 

Oh my god. Helobious has said something I find rational. I don’t know what to do. 

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3 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

"Mega healthy"?  Like Popeye after eating spinach or something?

Something like Olive Oyl? 😵‍💫

1 hour ago, RomaVicta said:

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Somebody scared of Texas now. They're already blaming the refs, too. 

Yep, lose your 3rd straight against Texas so you can brag about the playoffs.  That would be absolutely awesome, and then when you lose your playoff game, you've lost back to back games, with absolutely no upside.  Fucking idiots, all.  

47 minutes ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Always makes me wonder what turns people take them in life to think "you know what would be a good idea, let's jump on children's trampolines dressed like a rainbow of umpalumpa" and have at least 2 other people agree , commit , and go through with it 

 

That’s the aggy gif, right?

 

 

 

36 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Oh my god. Helobious has said something I find rationale. I don’t know what to do. 

 

Put it on the Surly wall!

16 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Yep, lose your 3rd straight against Texas so you can brag about the playoffs.  That would be absolutely awesome, and then when you lose your playoff game, you've lost back to back games, with absolutely no upside.  Fucking idiots, all.  

And still never made the SEC championship game after big bro made it in year 1

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Always makes me wonder what turns people take them in life to think "you know what would be a good idea, let's jump on children's trampolines dressed like a rainbow of umpalumpa" and have at least 2 other people agree , commit , and go through with it 

Money.

Damn, OP has me cracking up like the brown dude in the bud light lime aggy commercial. 10/10

1 hour ago, BigHornedLurker said:

Always makes me wonder what turns people take them in life to think "you know what would be a good idea, let's jump on children's trampolines dressed like a rainbow of umpalumpa" and have at least 2 other people agree , commit , and go through with it 

Not a New Order fan, I see

1 hour ago, Horn Dogg said:

They didn't draw Elko near fat enough.....and no way he would be floating.

 

I love how aggy all assumes they are going to whip our ass. Going to be even better on Friday when the "pooooor aggy" chant rings out toward the end of the game.

I have to admit that my first thought after seeing that was if Elko ate those coaches after killing them.

That would be a real grim reaper, whoop!

2 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

I have to admit that my first thought after seeing that was if Elko ate those coaches after killing them.

That would be a real grim reaper, whoop!

It that were a video game, eating Mangino would be like battling bowser at the final level to win the entire game.

4 hours ago, Codaxx said:

if you are a 12 year old

Or Helo ...

8 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

It that were a video game, eating Mangino would be like battling bowser at the final level to win the entire game.

If you can eat all of him by closing time, your meal is on the house, plus dessert!

9 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

The aggys I know claim that A&M doesn't have any t-shirt fans

Notre Dame has the most t-shirt fans by far, why they are a national brand.  We also have a lot of t-shirt fans.

aggies have very few and that’s why their base is so regional and their game coverage gets bumped by bigger brands and/or they end up on a streaming only platform during their best season on nearly a century.

Their lack of self awareness is amazing.  Stupid sips, they take part of their paycheck and put it into a retirement plan, money that could be used to buy maroon F-150s and everything with Aggie on it!   Imagine putting money someplace and then NOT working.  Not working = no paycheck = no maroon gear.  Stupid sips.

3 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Bet ya hear Blue Oyster Cult in your head after reading this

Need to replace Elko with slimer here.

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3 hours ago, Guadaloopy said:

Yeah... except we have an ~1800 page thread about these morons.  It's like saying you don't think about mosquitoes.  You try to ignore them but they are so fucking annoying that you can't help but address the issue.


 

So you're saying aggys are like Tesla owners? 
 

 

 

 

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49 minutes ago, UTkicker said:

Need to replace Elko with slimer here.

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What’d slimer ever do to you?

 

5 hours ago, TejasPedro said:

LDS is strong with that fanbase. 

I thought that was BYU?

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22 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So glad I haven't had to suffer the retards in an office setting the past 6 years. Yes, they are retarded. I'm not talking about intellectually challenged people doing their best to function in society.  I'm talking about people who make a concious decison to be retarded. aggy.

Truth...

23 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

They sure are a confident bunch.

 

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I laughed in my sleep for a month after that game!

12 hours ago, Wishbone said:

WTF is BARBEGUE? Is it some ofTerry Black’s trimming scraps they save for aggy?

Sheep anus...

12 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

The aggys I know claim that A&M doesn't have any t-shirt fans

Got a bunch of T shirt fans in 3rd world countries..or at least T shirts anyway. 

11 hours ago, South Austin said:

It's also the fan behavior at the game that is such a stark difference from anything else I've experienced.

Sure, we hate OU.  But in all my times at the Cotton Bowl, they're really not that much different than Texas fans.  Really passionate about the game, mostly non-threatening shit-talking with some drunk morons on both sides, no utterly goofy cheers or behavior.

aggy's just fucking weird.  Like J.D. Vance weird (#noCR).  Weird cheers with weird vocabulary, much of it on the cringy side.  There's really no fanbase that comes close that that kind of game-day behavior, and that uniqueness is nothing to be proud of.

OK, what the hell is (sp) hullabaloo kineck kineck chigaroo chigarim?

Mating song for the sheep?

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Volleyball team just did their work, eliminating aggy with a 3-1 loss in the SEC tournament semis.

Now it's Football's turn. Pooooooor aggyyyyyyy!

5 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

1992. I was also on campus that year. As I recall, it cost somewhere around $100,000 to repair. Just good bull, of course. 

White trash fanbase. 

It might have been because the previous year I poured orange paint all over the 12th man statue. 

6 hours ago, DFW Horn said:

Bet ya hear Blue Oyster Cult in your head after reading this

I'm not sure coaches getting fired for losing to aggy is quite the flex they think it is.

14 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

lulz 

 

Flag planting won’t go well in synthetic Field Turf, derp.

2 hours ago, Bama Llama said:

Flag planting won’t go well in synthetic Field Turf, derp.

There’s a reason Aggie jokes exist. 

12 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

I have to admit that my first thought after seeing that was if Elko ate those coaches after killing them.

That would be a real grim reaper, whoop!

my first thought is, after 13 years in the sec, now they're the grim reaper?  Where have they been all this time?

1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yes the town will be full of maroon-clad sheep-humpers and pedophiles.

That "and" wasn't necessary. 

My son graduated from The Forty last year, my daughter is a sophomore in the school of nursing. We’re a Longhorn family but unfortunately I have some idiot family members that joined the cult. I was just informed by my daughter that my niece will be in Austin with her fake army boyfriend as they “march” around the stadium because they have no tickets. If these dumb shits try to pull something let’s make sure we treat them like the SMU cheerleader did back in the day. What a bunch of goobers.

2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Yes the town will be full of maroon-clad sheep-humpers and pedophiles.

Never knew aggy were into fucking kids, thought that was reserved for small livestock. Never even heard of aggy clergy...

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