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Jeff is finally going outside...with protective goggles.

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Damnit, he just said he won't be hanging out in a car wash this time.  WTF!!! 

17 minutes ago, JimmyHoffa said:

NBC says hold my beer-

 

 

I'm gonna need some more info on that Blonde. 

It is getting full force!!! It is ON!!!! He is awesome

27 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Damnit, he just said he won't be hanging out in a car wash this time.  WTF!!! 

Car warsh may still be in play.

Jeff performing AEA in the wall eye is definitely in play

What happened to his live feed?

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Speaking of, this is still going somehow.  Thought it had been knocked off earlier in the thread.

 

Whoever installed those solar cells on the Frying Pan, they should have had an ad painted on the deck.

1 hour ago, JimmyHoffa said:

NBC says hold my beer-

 

 

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Lost the Oceanana Pier feed, that pier was holding up pretty damn well.

40 minutes ago, Loco said:

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Agreed. But any chick dumb enough to stay in a Hurricane might do some crazy shit.

9 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

That is insane. That is over a 100 miles wide of 20+ waves. 

Eh. It's a bitch that its heading at land, but nothing extreme for ocean. I've been in the North Atlantic where it was 50 footers for a day.

7 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol 15 inches, thats it? 

 

That's what you're mom told me last night.

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Seems like they just oughta issue everyone one of those magic "stay dry" gray circles, and all will be okay.

21 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol 15 inches, thats it? 

 

 

Mom?

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I am evil.  I have lived in Austin all my life, so I have never experienced any major Catastrophe.  I enjoy watching mother nature destruct.  

3 hours ago, JimmyHoffa said:

NBC says hold my beer-

 

 

I love how she says pounded.  Would 

2 hours ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Lol 15 inches, thats it? 

 

 

This hurricane could be a whole lotta nothin

That's not what your mom said when she say my 15 inches.

8 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

That's not what your mom said when she say my 15 inches.

Yeah, his ‘mom’ say her 15 inches goin in yo ass

1 hour ago, BNB said:

I am evil.  I have lived in Austin all my life, so I have never experienced any major Catastrophe.  I enjoy watching mother nature destruct.  

Clearly never lived along Shoal Creek either, a-hole!

 

 

27 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

That's not what your mom said when she say my 15 inches.

Fucking her five times doesn’t add up to 15 inches. 

Jeff is awesome. Gas station about to go

 

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We're cool, thanks.

Jeff's back
 

Will that shit fall already.  Also, lack of blue shed and car warsh is disturbing.

1 hour ago, The People’s Elbow said:

Fucking her five times doesn’t add up to 15 inches. 

it does in new math

Watching on TV, search tornado alley video on YouTube.

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