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13 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Mother Nature seems triggered 

she's just warming up.

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95L models suggesting rain for TX
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Fun, already lots of rain down here, got a text last night letting me know about a flash.flood warning til 6:47pm 9/15

DO NOT USE THIS MAP 

TO MAKE DECISIONS

SEEK OFFICIAL INFO

 

What if your decision is "stay home, drink beer, and get frisky with the wife?"  What official info should you seek before you make that decision?

1 hour ago, G650 said:

Damn. That's ballsy.

Hopefully Jeff will stop by with periscope running. I'll let Digdogger know if the mayor is staying. 

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3 hours ago, Bert Orange said:
95L models suggesting rain for TX
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Fun, already lots of rain down here, got a text last night letting me know about a flash.flood warning til 6:47pm 9/15

So when would this make landfall in Texas?\? 

11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

DO NOT USE THIS MAP 

TO MAKE DECISIONS

SEEK OFFICIAL INFO

 

What if your decision is "stay home, drink beer, and get frisky with the wife?"  What official info should you seek before you make that decision?

This is a good question for Surly, but we will need pics first.

So when would this make landfall in Texas?\? 
Not too sure, I believe Friday, this weekend sometime
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30 minutes ago, joeycovers said:

So when would this make landfall in Texas?\? 

You see the numbers on the map, they represent hours from when it was made. 

14 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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Mother Nature seems triggered 

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53 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

DO NOT USE THIS MAP 

TO MAKE DECISIONS

SEEK OFFICIAL INFO

 

What if your decision is "stay home, drink beer, and get frisky with the wife?"  What official info should you seek before you make that decision?

Pics of the wife & brand of beer

1 hour ago, joeycovers said:

So when would this make landfall in Texas?\? 

Every dot on the line for each model represents a 4 hour period.  The map also numbers the dots every 24 hours for you.  According to that map, it would appear a late Friday night to early Saturday morning landfall is possible.  

Cool just got told I am headed to Richmond, VA tonight or tomorrow. Cool

1 minute ago, Zepol87 said:

Cool just got told I am headed to Richmond, VA tonight or tomorrow. Cool

Sorry man. I'll make sure we wreck something spectacularly to make your trip worth it.

4 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Cool just got told I am headed to Richmond, VA tonight or tomorrow. Cool

Maybe you'll get lucky?

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Yea that wouldn't be bad. Could be worse, 4 guys from my team just flew into Charleston, SC today. 

Richmond isn't a great spot for chicks unfortunately.

 

Just now, G650 said:

Richmond isn't a great spot for chicks unfortunately.

 

Say what there Ray Charles ?

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Say what there Ray Charles ?

The other people he works with are going to Charleston. Richmond would make Stevie Wonder flinch.

Just now, G650 said:

The other people he works with are going to Charleston. Richmond would make Stevie Wonder flinch.

You obviously don't spend any time here.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

You obviously don't spend any time here.

Other than to visit family, no, I stay away from that backwater as much as I can.

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

DO NOT USE THIS MAP 

TO MAKE DECISIONS

SEEK OFFICIAL INFO

 

What if your decision is "stay home, drink beer, and get frisky with the wife?"  What official info should you seek before you make that decision?

 

 

That bullshit Invest 95L tracker basically has the remnants of the storm hitting Austin at kickoff of Texas-USC. 

Get your required continuing education credit hours on a cruise, they said.  It will be fun, they said.

Ok, I said.

Then they schedule it for the height of hurricane season.

No, I said. 

But it’s already booked, they said.

Got dayumit.

Doing Galveston -> Cozumel -> Galveston from Thursday to Monday.

Invest 95L should be fun.  Maybe a little Isaac, too.

30 minutes ago, TornACL said:

That bullshit Invest 95L tracker basically has the remnants of the storm hitting Austin at kickoff of Texas-USC. 

Houston TV station says Texas is about to get hit by a huge tennis racket....

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We are about to get waffled.

1 minute ago, Hate said:

We are about to get waffled.

Hopefully it's not of the blue variety. 

10 minutes ago, Hate said:

We are about to get waffled.

Somebody pooped in the shower again

That bullshit Invest 95L tracker basically has the remnants of the storm hitting Austin at kickoff of Texas-USC. 
Oof, I hope you guys dont get too wet. Lolz

Yeah the models are showing a westward track now, and (with a lot of grains of salt) a more westward track over land until it gets to the Ohio Valley, where it would turn up and out the St. Lawrence valley.  Of course a very shaky guess, but if it does that, D.C. (and I) am in the clear, maybe not more than some wind and scattered showers.

I don't regale in my not being in the path while half of the Southern Mid-Atlantic is going to be nuked, but I guess I could be thankful - IF the models hold.

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53 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

Houston TV station says Texas is about to get hit by a huge tennis racket....

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1 minute ago, retread said:

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That path will fuck up Charleston and Savannah something fierce.  

2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

That path will fuck up Charleston and Savannah something fierce.  

It's "Florence's Unmarch through Georgia."  I mean Uncle Billy's exact path in reverse!

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That path will fuck up Charleston and Savannah something fierce.  
Yeah that sucks bad if so. Hopefully hits north of Charleston.

NSIAP

 

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Break hard left indeed.

27 minutes ago, retread said:

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uuuuuuh that would suck  /nobutthead

 

Talked with my dad (lives in Va Beach) today, told him I was conflicted about whether he should bring his stuff in or take this opportunity to take things out of his house into the yard...  He's a packrat and a cat 4 might be just the thing he needs to help with the clutter, because I'm not sure a cat 3 would be enough...  At this point it only looks like he's in line for some rain and tropical storm force winds

95L is now 70%, go ahead and call it 100%

1 hour ago, Hate said:

We are about to get waffled.

chocolate chip blueberry I hope , cause those are yummy.

34 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

That path will fuck up Charleston and Savannah something fierce.  

Dammit

1 hour ago, Digdogger said:

Somebody pooped in the shower again

The forcefield is gonna stomp that waffle

7 minutes ago, Loco said:

uuuuuuh that would suck  /nobutthead

 

Talked with my dad (lives in Va Beach) today, told him I was conflicted about whether he should bring his stuff in or take this opportunity to take things out of his house into the yard...  He's a packrat and a cat 4 might be just the thing he needs to help with the clutter, because I'm not sure a cat 3 would be enough...  At this point it only looks like he's in line for some rain and tropical storm force winds

Throw it all out on the western side so it blows into the neighbors and not him.

 

I brought in the lawn furniture, that's about it. I'm at about 85% confidence we are looking at 35knots and some rain for a few days. Got generator and booze though, so que sera, sera.

Got a client that lives on an island in SC.  Mandatory evacuations for he and his family.  Dude is going to come back to a mess.  

I am looking at Isaac.  It is eerily reminding me of Ike.  And fuck Ike.

Here is the Euro's rainfall accumulation for the next 9 days.

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Hot and wet. Good if you with a woman, bad if you in the jungle.

9 minutes ago, G650 said:

Throw it all out on the western side so it blows into the neighbors and not him.

 

I brought in the lawn furniture, that's about it. I'm at about 85% confidence we are looking at 35knots and some rain for a few days. Got generator and booze though, so que sera, sera.

He "stacked his lawn chairs and put them under a live oak in the dunes and put the plug in the Laser so it would will fill up with water" 

He's on the beach, but his place is literally a concrete bunker.   

Just remember the NE side of the storm is the "dirty" side...   lots of tornadoes and shitty squalls so if it doesn't go out to sea I want it to make landfall well below Hatteras.  Sucks to be you Wilmington.

Croatan has to be pumping though

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