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Best news of the week. Our National Treasure on GameDay. Someone has to salvage that abortion. There is no better choice.

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

that might actually get me to tune in, lulz. the walton/corso exchanges should be something.

“Golly”

 

Live from the UCLA campus.   Slept past the opening but recorded and started from the beginning.   Bruins trying to get their first win over a top ten team since 2010 against…hmmm… who was it again?

 

I gotta give our AD, Martin Jarmond, huge props.  He was personally going around to dorms, frats, dining halls, etc to rally the kids to show out.  Arranged for free breakfast burritos for showing up.  And free tickets to the first 1000 tot he game.  Great showing in the dark.

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44 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Live from the UCLA campus.   Slept past the opening but recorded and started from the beginning.   Bruins trying to get their first win over a top ten team since 2010 against…hmmm… who was it again?

 

Looks like the students showed up! Go Bruins!

I don't understand the Walton love. Has everyone forgotten about when he called the game for our basketball team that was sponsored by Alibaba?

1 minute ago, Burt said:

I don't understand the Walton love. Has everyone forgotten about when he called the game for our basketball team that was sponsored by Alibaba?

He’s an annoying try-hard.

11 minutes ago, 40acredropout said:

He’s an annoying try-hard.

He’s a gotdam national treasure 

21 minutes ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

START THE PICKS EARLIER YOU TWATS

Yeah that’s fucking stupid when you know you have a hard out.

It is all coming to my back yard bitches.
Saturday has Game Day on one side of Spartan Stadium; Fox Big Noon Kickoff on the other side of the stadium; and BarStoolSports is going to be at a bar about a mile down the road.

Maybe I should host a Surly tailgate for @Baboontyme, @Juicy, @d2o, @Bogeywon & I know there are others but can't remember their poster names.
 

On 9/24/2018 at 6:39 PM, MrPhlegm said:

It’s, tOSU at Happy Valley this weekend?

Paging PedoBear, PedoBear pick up the white courtsey phone please. PedoBear.

It’s in Columbus this weekend.  State Pen’s Nambly Lions travel to Ohio State. The game is not in Crappy Valley.

2 hours ago, PittsburghTiger said:

It’s in Columbus this weekend.  State Pen’s Nambly Lions travel to Ohio State. The game is not in Crappy Valley.

LOLing at your quoting a 3 year old post, and correcting the game location 

2 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

LOLing at your quoting a 3 year old post, and correcting the game location 

Yeah, that's pretty dumb, on my part. I wasn't even drinking when I did that. Maybe I should!

😖

I am taking sign requests for Saturday, and let me know if you are watching Game Day or Big Noon Kickoff

56 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I am taking sign requests for Saturday, and let me know if you are watching Game Day or Big Noon Kickoff

Pedo Bear

58 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

I am taking sign requests for Saturday, and let me know if you are watching Game Day or Big Noon Kickoff

 

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1 hour ago, Baboontyme said:

You're not going. Stop it. 

I'll be there, and early - I'm a band guy and band practice starts at 7:30, by 10:00 I'll have time to kill. Or maybe I'll try to find a tailgate. 
I think we are setting up near Ramp 6 (the parking structure on Grand River) - unless you can hook me up with a pass.

Are you still doing BBQ with your group (if I remember somewhere near the new STEM building - maybe lot 39 or 56?)
Maybe I'll finally stroll through tRCMB tailgate by the Morgan Freeman statue.

  • 10 months later...
13 hours ago, Pancho said:

Austin for next week, per the pop up during the tOSU/ND game

Go to the Big Noon Saturday set. It’s a better program. 

10 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Go to the Big Noon Saturday set. It’s a better program. 

But I want to see Jess Sims’ phat ass in person. 

LBJ Lawn according to an email I got from Texas Athletics. I think that's where they set up for LSU 3 years ago. I guess that puts the Fox set in the Six Pack area? I don't think we've ever had Fox in Austin given they typically only do Texas OU as a Big Noon game. 

Edited by mdmost

Should set up next to Longhorn Blvd ... FTW.

42 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Go to the Big Noon Saturday set. It’s a better program. 

Exactly this. Big Noon Kickoff kicks ESPN's ass. 

8 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Exactly this. Big Noon Kickoff kicks ESPN's ass. 

I thought they usually don’t have them at the same game?  Guess they don’t have many big games next week to choose from.  

55 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

But I want to see Jess Sims’ phat ass in person. 

 

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8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I thought they usually don’t have them at the same game?  Guess they don’t have many big games next week to choose from.  

They've both been at Texas OU a couple times when the other didn't have the game. Gameday sets up near the Texas Star. Fox set is near the Hall of State. 

Gameday probably looked at our home schedule and thought this was the best chance to get to Austin and do some SEC!SEC!SEC! pumping. Fox will be there because it's their game. 

10 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I thought they usually don’t have them at the same game?  Guess they don’t have many big games next week to choose from.  

They've both been at TX-OU in the past.  This is the first time I think it's ever happened for a Texas home game.

8 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I thought they usually don’t have them at the same game?  Guess they don’t have many big games next week to choose from.  

Not usually but it happens. They were both in Columbus for a game a few years ago.

Go to the Fox set and maybe Matt & Reggie will reminisce about the 2006 Rose Bowl. 

29 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

I thought they usually don’t have them at the same game?  Guess they don’t have many big games next week to choose from.  

2018 they were both at the fair for the red river shootout

33 minutes ago, mdmost said:

They've both been at Texas OU a couple times when the other didn't have the game. Gameday sets up near the Texas Star. Fox set is near the Hall of State. 

Gameday probably looked at our home schedule and thought this was the best chance to get to Austin and do some SEC!SEC!SEC! pumping. Fox will be there because it's their game. 

 

32 minutes ago, utee94 said:

They've both been at TX-OU in the past.  This is the first time I think it's ever happened for a Texas home game.

 

14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

2018 they were both at the fair for the red river shootout

I think they’ve both been at ou. 

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

 

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Excusing for a moment that that photo looks like she went to Glamorshots and said, "Make me look like a realtor who works hard and plays harder."----She is smoking hot, didn't realize what a "fit" lady she is.  

Where are they gonna put the Fox pregame show if the LBJ lawn is taken>  That circular grass area between East Mall and the stadium area would be good, but the background would literally be the ESPN set.  

  • 2 years later...

Classy way to send out the GOAT. I hope he continues to do weekly picks and they read them on the air for him. His speech is failing, but there’s still a sharp mind in there. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

He's putting on a Hook Em head for the last time

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I’m waiting for aggy and the rest of the SEC media parrots to come out of the wood work who were taking shots at us for not moving this game to prime time on Sunday night.   

On 6/10/2025 at 9:46 PM, Surly Bevo said:

He's putting on a Hook Em head for the last time

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I dont see it happening, as in him doing that.  He wants the home crowd on his side one last time. 

What a snowflake

https://awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat-mcafee-independent-college-gameday.html

Pat McAfee reportedly floated idea of launching independent version of ‘College GameDay’

It lines up with how image-conscious McAfee is. When GameDay aired a clip last fall of him whiffing against an Oklahoma softball pitcher, he reportedly wasn’t thrilled. Per Marchand, McAfee asked to know who approved the footage. He didn’t get a name, but it showed how much he’s aware of how he’s portrayed.

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What a snowflake

https://awfulannouncing.com/espn/pat-mcafee-independent-college-gameday.html

Pat McAfee reportedly floated idea of launching independent version of ‘College GameDay’

It lines up with how image-conscious McAfee is. When GameDay aired a clip last fall of him whiffing against an Oklahoma softball pitcher, he reportedly wasn’t thrilled. Per Marchand, McAfee asked to know who approved the footage. He didn’t get a name, but it showed how much he’s aware of how he’s portrayed.

Pat McAfee.  Aware of how he's portrayed.  Next you'll tell me that Pee Wee Herman wanted to be taken seriously....

20 hours ago, markstanco said:

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I dont see it happening, as in him doing that.  He wants the home crowd on his side one last time. 

Eh.... sometimes Corso likes to play the contrary mofo. I'd be surprised if the rest of the panel isn’t picking Ohio State, and I could see him picking Texas both to be a contrary mofo on one of the biggest games of the year AND/or because he thinks Texas will win. 

McAfee is fine.  Going to 3 hours and dumbfuck Des phoning it in are the worst things about Gameday.

1 hour ago, Hozz said:

McAfee is fine.  Going to 3 hours and dumbfuck Des phoning it in are the worst things about Gameday.

Any list of the worst things about GameDay absolutely includes McAfee.

McAfee is incredibly annoying. And 3 hours is too long for any team to keep it interesting and novel.

On 6/13/2025 at 8:33 AM, BurntEyes said:

Eh.... sometimes Corso likes to play the contrary mofo. I'd be surprised if the rest of the panel isn’t picking Ohio State, and I could see him picking Texas both to be a contrary mofo on one of the biggest games of the year AND/or because he thinks Texas will win. 

I will be stunned if Corso doesn’t take this opportunity to roll out one last ‘not so fast my friend’….

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