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Difference for the D between the 1st and 2nd half. Simple. Tackling. We tackled much better in the 2nd half. 

Aggy O is the KState dink offense. We have the athletes to match theirs. If we make tackles, the offense sucks. 

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aggy call in show is good clean fun. 

Guy complains about Elko's extension, derails it until the next commercial break. 

Another guy says something about Elko's weight that gets cut off.

Now, Marcel threw for more yards. He threw for a higher completion percentage. 

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Just now, Pods said:

aggy call in show is good clean fun. 

Marcel threw for more yards. He threw for a higher completion percentage. 

Yeah “a manning threw for 177 but Marcel threw for 180!” 

Let me ask you guys something —
 

Would you really want to make the CFP with this team? You think this team can win it all? Ask yourself that. You want a meanungless consolation prize that means nothing? It doesn't help us with recruits, they have seen what they want/need to see, and we for sure aren't beating Indiana, Ohio State, Georgia, Ole Miss, and maybe Oregon. I don't know about Bama because, well, no one does. They lost to ou and FSU, so who knows? Deboer has Sark's number, just like Kirby. We can probably beat BYU, Tech, and Miami, but we would be going on the road to some freezing ass Midwestern state, and we ain't built for that yet. Hanging a plaque in the hall of honor saying "We made the CFP 3 years in a row!!!! " means nothing. We don't want to make the playoffs, we want to make the playoffs and realistically know we can win itt all. This team can't. Next year Arch? Sign me tf up! 
 

Who cares? We build from this year and be fucking ecstatic that we won 9 games, but we looked like an asshole enema for the first half of the season, lost to a hapless Florida team who finally fired their inept and obtuse HC, and then had to go to OT against the dregs Kentucky and Miss St, got fucking rag dolled against Georgia. It changes nothing. Luck isn't helping us make the semis. We don't have the talent this year. Our OL punked aggy because they were always fool's gold. I fucking love winning 9 games with 3 of them against our biggest rivals, but you have to look at the bad, too. Our OL is not good. They're bad. Not Stroh bad, but they're weaklings, as Georgia showed us. We are not a complete team and we play down to competition. For fucks sake, we had to go into OT against ASU when we were up by 3 scores last seaaon IN OUR HOME STATE. But you think this team is making a difference? Nah, fam. 

Let's build from this season and fucking roll fOSU at home to start the season and LFG. Next year's Arch will be on a new level. 

5 minutes ago, Aslan24 said:

There is a scenario at play that I don't think we've really considered with the whole possibility of getting to the playoff.

More than likely, the path to the playoff involves the committee ranking Texas at 10. Because the 11th spot will probably be claimed by the ACC champ and the 12th spot will definitely be claimed by G5 champ.

It's reasonable to expect that Aggy will be viewed by the comittee as the worst 1-loss team in the top 12 which would move them down to 7.

So there's a real chance that IF Texas were to somehow sneak into the playoff, they'd need to play the first round in College Station.

The committee will work real hard to avoid first round rematches. 

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That was about the most satisfying 2nd half as I've had since OU. Just a complete turn around from a shitass first half. Hats off to Sark, PK, Arch, and Tre for bringing it home. 

22 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

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he must be making a ton off that sponsorship deal 

Aggy promoting GRINDR???

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Just now, William Bludworth said:

Let me ask you guys something —
 

Would you really want to make the CFP with this team? You think this team can win it all? Ask yourself that. You want a meanungless consolation prize that means nothing? It doesn't help us with recruits, they have seen what they want/need to see, and we for sure aren't beating Indiana, Ohio State, Georgia, Ole Miss, and maybe Oregon. I don't know about Bama because, well, no one does. They lost to ou and FSU, so who knows? Deboer has Sark's number, just like Kirby. We can probably beat BYU, Tech, and Miami, but we would be going on the road to some freezing ass Midwestern state, and we ain't built for that yet. Hanging a plaque in the hall of honor saying "We made the CFP 3 years in a row!!!! " means nothing. We don't want to make the playoffs, we want to make the playoffs and realistically know we can win itt all. This team can't. Next year Arch? Sign me tf up! 
 

Who cares? We build from this year and be fucking ecstatic that we won 9 games, but we looked like an asshole enema for the first half of the season, lost to a hapless Florida team who finally fired their inept and obtuse HC, and then had to go to OT against the dregs Kentucky and Miss St, got fucking rag dolled against Georgia. It changes nothing. Luck isn't helping us make the semis. We don't have the talent this year. Our OL punked aggy because they were always fool's gold. I fucking love winning 9 games with 3 of them against our biggest rivals, but you have to look at the bad, too. Our OL is not good. They're bad. Not Stroh bad, but they're weaklings, as Georgia showed us. We are not a complete team and we play down to competition. For fucks sake, we had to go into OT against ASU when we were up by 3 scores last seaaon IN OUR HOME STATE. But you think this team is making a difference? Nah, fam. 

Let's build from this season and fucking roll fOSU at home to start the season and LFG. Next year's Arch will be on a new level. 

You fucking suck. 

6 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

See.  We can actually agree with something.  Dude, I don't have a problem with you. We just see things different this season.  It all good bro

It's all good, man. We can always disagree and still be cool. No issues with you at all, my dude. 

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Let me ask you guys something —
 

Would you really want to make the CFP with this team? You think this team can win it all? Ask yourself that. You want a meanungless consolation prize that means nothing? It doesn't help us with recruits, they have seen what they want/need to see, and we for sure aren't beating Indiana, Ohio State, Georgia, Ole Miss, and maybe Oregon. I don't know about Bama because, well, no one does. They lost to ou and FSU, so who knows? Deboer has Sark's number, just like Kirby. We can probably beat BYU, Tech, and Miami, but we would be going on the road to some freezing ass Midwestern state, and we ain't built for that yet. Hanging a plaque in the hall of honor saying "We made the CFP 3 years in a row!!!! " means nothing. We don't want to make the playoffs, we want to make the playoffs and realistically know we can win itt all. This team can't. Next year Arch? Sign me tf up! 
 

Who cares? We build from this year and be fucking ecstatic that we won 9 games, but we looked like an asshole enema for the first half of the season, lost to a hapless Florida team who finally fired their inept and obtuse HC, and then had to go to OT against the dregs Kentucky and Miss St, got fucking rag dolled against Georgia. It changes nothing. Luck isn't helping us make the semis. We don't have the talent this year. Our OL punked aggy because they were always fool's gold. I fucking love winning 9 games with 3 of them against our biggest rivals, but you have to look at the bad, too. Our OL is not good. They're bad. Not Stroh bad, but they're weaklings, as Georgia showed us. We are not a complete team and we play down to competition. For fucks sake, we had to go into OT against ASU when we were up by 3 scores last seaaon IN OUR HOME STATE. But you think this team is making a difference? Nah, fam. 

Let's build from this season and fucking roll fOSU at home to start the season and LFG. Next year's Arch will be on a new level. 

Is this a real fucking question?  
 

Like who wouldn’t want to make the playoffs?   Why are you so stuck on “there not good anyways and durrr loss to Florida” BS.  

cmon 

27 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Here is what I think about our rivals this year!

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since joining the bah gawd essay say. 

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1 minute ago, Pods said:

aggy call in show is good clean fun. 

Guy complains about Elko's extension, derails it until the next commercial break. 

Another guy says something about Elko's weight that gets cut off.

Now, Marcel threw for more yards. He threw for a higher completion percentage. 

Something about Elk being impregnated!  LULZ!

Just now, William Bludworth said:

It's all good, man. We can always disagree and still be cool. No issues with you at all, my dude. 

I know.  I've clashed with 90% of the idiots on here at one time it another.  We're cool.  

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What a fat bitch

 

Just now, BachelorTrek said:

Something about Elk being impregnated!  LULZ!

Yep, think we got our first Horn calling in as an Aggy.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Aggy radio is amazing. 

It’s really helping my night. 

1 minute ago, BachelorTrek said:

Something about Elk being impregnated!  LULZ!

It was really fucking funny. He asked who impregnated Elko and then started rambling on about his belly before they cut him off.

"It's not the end of the world. I wanted it more than anything."

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Aggy radio is amazing. 

Would I steer you wrong Clair Danes?😁

Just now, Js1 said:

What a fat bitch

 

Fat Ralphie is mad. No Red Rider BB Gun for him from Santa. He’s getting soap in his mouth. 

3 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Let me ask you guys something —
 

Would you really want to make the CFP with this team? You think this team can win it all? Ask yourself that. You want a meanungless consolation prize that means nothing? It doesn't help us with recruits, they have seen what they want/need to see, and we for sure aren't beating Indiana, Ohio State, Georgia, Ole Miss, and maybe Oregon. I don't know about Bama because, well, no one does. They lost to ou and FSU, so who knows? Deboer has Sark's number, just like Kirby. We can probably beat BYU, Tech, and Miami, but we would be going on the road to some freezing ass Midwestern state, and we ain't built for that yet. Hanging a plaque in the hall of honor saying "We made the CFP 3 years in a row!!!! " means nothing. We don't want to make the playoffs, we want to make the playoffs and realistically know we can win itt all. This team can't. Next year Arch? Sign me tf up! 
 

Who cares? We build from this year and be fucking ecstatic that we won 9 games, but we looked like an asshole enema for the first half of the season, lost to a hapless Florida team who finally fired their inept and obtuse HC, and then had to go to OT against the dregs Kentucky and Miss St, got fucking rag dolled against Georgia. It changes nothing. Luck isn't helping us make the semis. We don't have the talent this year. Our OL punked aggy because they were always fool's gold. I fucking love winning 9 games with 3 of them against our biggest rivals, but you have to look at the bad, too. Our OL is not good. They're bad. Not Stroh bad, but they're weaklings, as Georgia showed us. We are not a complete team and we play down to competition. For fucks sake, we had to go into OT against ASU when we were up by 3 scores last seaaon IN OUR HOME STATE. But you think this team is making a difference? Nah, fam. 

Let's build from this season and fucking roll fOSU at home to start the season and LFG. Next year's Arch will be on a new level. 

I'll answer this honestly... NO.  The payoffs is okay for recruiting.. but yeah, we have no business there

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

Yep, think we got our first Horn calling in as an Aggy.

Does anyone have the phone number?  We could go full Surly on that show.

42 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Yeah ok this isn’t happening lol 

Since every accusation is a confession with these chuds, it seems much more likely that they were actually throwing shit at our band or something. Again 

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2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What a fat bitch

 

Saw that live, he was twitchy as hell about it.

1 minute ago, Horn Dogg said:

Does anyone have the phone number?  We could go full Surly on that show.

It's happened before, I guess the number for the radio station and they could tell you.

5 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:
12 minutes ago, Gaffords said:

See.  We can actually agree with something.  Dude, I don't have a problem with you. We just see things different this season.  It all good bro

It's all good, man. We can always disagree and still be cool. No issues with you at all, my dude. 

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6 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

We build from this year and be fucking ecstatic that we won 9 games

We’re gonna win at least 10.  Nut up, buttercup.  

Just now, campcrunk said:

Since every accusation is a confession with these chuds, it seems much more likely that they were actually throwing shit at our band or something. Again 

When it doubt they just chalk it up to their oft invented fiction. They just make shit up all the time. Thats the aggie version of Occum's Razor.

It's piss. 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Saw that live, he was twitchy as hell about it.

He's twitchy because he knows he's set for the next 10 years after this season no matter what.  It's hard to hide excitement 

Just now, BurntEyes said:

When it doubt they just chalk it up to their oft invented fiction. They just make shit up all the time. Thats the aggie version of Occum's Razor.

It's piss. 

But the aggy code? 

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10 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Homer in Llano is a god!

‘‘Twas me. Hook’em Horns!!! 

Just now, Gaffords said:

He's twitchy because he knows he's set for the next 10 years after this season no matter what.  It's hard to hide excitement 

That or he was having a minor stroke. Who can say for sure. 

I'm just here to say fuck the Aggies and Elko, and all of their fans and unfortunate graduates.

1 minute ago, Derka said:

 

I still have my Dad's 30-consecutive-wins memorial stein for that.

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7 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Let me ask you guys something —
 

Would you really want to make the CFP with this team? You think this team can win it all? Ask yourself that. You want a meanungless consolation prize that means nothing? It doesn't help us with recruits, they have seen what they want/need to see, and we for sure aren't beating Indiana, Ohio State, Georgia, Ole Miss, and maybe Oregon. I don't know about Bama because, well, no one does. They lost to ou and FSU, so who knows? Deboer has Sark's number, just like Kirby. We can probably beat BYU, Tech, and Miami, but we would be going on the road to some freezing ass Midwestern state, and we ain't built for that yet. Hanging a plaque in the hall of honor saying "We made the CFP 3 years in a row!!!! " means nothing. We don't want to make the playoffs, we want to make the playoffs and realistically know we can win itt all. This team can't. Next year Arch? Sign me tf up! 
 

Who cares? We build from this year and be fucking ecstatic that we won 9 games, but we looked like an asshole enema for the first half of the season, lost to a hapless Florida team who finally fired their inept and obtuse HC, and then had to go to OT against the dregs Kentucky and Miss St, got fucking rag dolled against Georgia. It changes nothing. Luck isn't helping us make the semis. We don't have the talent this year. Our OL punked aggy because they were always fool's gold. I fucking love winning 9 games with 3 of them against our biggest rivals, but you have to look at the bad, too. Our OL is not good. They're bad. Not Stroh bad, but they're weaklings, as Georgia showed us. We are not a complete team and we play down to competition. For fucks sake, we had to go into OT against ASU when we were up by 3 scores last seaaon IN OUR HOME STATE. But you think this team is making a difference? Nah, fam. 

Let's build from this season and fucking roll fOSU at home to start the season and LFG. Next year's Arch will be on a new level. 

huh?  we would fuck up half the teams in the playoff.  of course I want in the playoff.

1 minute ago, sith_horn said:

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Does this mean BurntEyes and WinningIsHard have to kiss and make up now too?

13 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Incoming goal post at aggy.

"Remember the Alamo"

Just now, Gaffords said:

He's twitchy because he knows he's set for the next 10 years after this season no matter what.  It's hard to hide excitement 

And for the majortiy of those he will get his ass kicked by Big Brother. 

I just heard that and literally LOL'd.  That was some funny shit!
Recap?

Texas is the worst passing defenese in the SEC. 

CoHost. "Up until tonight." 

 

 

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

Does this mean BurntEyes and WinningIsHard have to kiss and make up now too?

He's not my type, dammit! 

7 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What a fat bitch

 

Maybe if you had, oh I don’t know, WON THE GAME you wouldn’t be hearing all of that. What a petulant child.

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