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43 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Never seen people bitch and moan so much over a fucking dog. Who gives a fuck. Also, they bitched about the turf and the placement of the band the entire evening. The entire culture of that school is measured in how much of a pussy can they make themselves out to be. 

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44 minutes ago, Vertuzzi said:

Never seen people bitch and moan so much over a fucking dog. Who gives a fuck. Also, they bitched about the turf and the placement of the band the entire evening. The entire culture of that school is measured in how much of a pussy can they make themselves out to be. 

It permeates their culture from top to bottom. Never forget their efforts to keep us out of the SEC and the weeks of whining about “gentlemen agreement” that was embarrassing and emasculating even by their standards.

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Wisner looked faster, stronger, and more decisive in this game than any other game this season.  

He's definitely an Aggy killer.

6 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

3-6-9 the goose drank wine,

A monkey jumped on the street car line,

The line broke, the monkey got choked,

And they all went to heaven on a little rowboat, boom boom....

Heard in my childhood in South Texas...

 

Just got this corrected by my older sister this morning....

 

3-6-9, The goose drank wine,

The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line,

The line broke, The monkey got choked,

And the all went to heaven in a little rowboat,  clap  clap

3 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

Me too, since I laid 13.5 to a couple of aggys back in August.

Oh, well. It wasn't that much money. 

You had to be ectastic we were even close to  covering. Was that the line in August?

I'd be too ashamed to collect on that bet if I were aggy. Ironically 13.5 is just about the differential from the actual -2.5.

They should consult the aggy code of honor imo. 

33 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

They literally sing and sway about dehorning Bevo multiple times every home game, regardless of opponent. They sell shirts and flags about it. At one point before they moved to the SEC, they had a statue of a dehorned Bevo outside of Aggieland Outfitters. Fucking goobers

Hypocrisy and delusion are the only components in aggy “blood” ….except of course glory hole jizzum

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I just can’t take any criticism seriously from people who think stuff like this is “normal”. 

 

1 minute ago, CurlyDumps said:

You had to be ectastic we were even close to  covering. Was that the line in August?

I'd be too ashamed to collect on that bet if I were aggy. Ironically 13.5 is just about the differential from the actual -2.5.

They should consult the aggy code of honor imo. 

No, that was just me talkin' shit to aggies. "We're gonna beat y'all by 2 TDs at DKR".

The lesson is don't drink and bet.

3 hours ago, GabrielsHorn said:

Elko's mom having flashbacks to that time she tried to make him eat a vegetable.

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Got my aggy niece and her family of cultists coming over for a late Thanksgiving today. I’ve endured all their shit talking for 2 weeks but remained silent. I’ve got an old school jukebox that I modified with Bluetooth. When they walk in those motherfuckers are gonna be greeted with Django Walker telling them to suck it!

11 minutes ago, boilerhorn said:

Wisner looked faster, stronger, and more decisive in this game than any other game this season.  

He's definitely an Aggy killer.

you need dogs on your team that know the rivalry games are for legends. He's a rival killer. OU and A&M. 

It’s funny waking up and seeing the biggest critics of Texas making the playoff being:

Notre Dame fans 

Miami fans 

OU/Aggy fans (of course)

1 hour ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Involving the crowd in the camera shots is something the CBS does a phenomenal job on or did. 

YouTube TV records all the games for me and for some reason recorded the SEC sky cam version last night. That was cool and I wish I’d thought to watch that live. 

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On hole 5. Bitchass never showed   

1 hour ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Just one more before thing before we gotta step out.

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needs some kind of indication for when a&m was penalized for cheating to put things into proper context 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

On hole 5. Bitchass never showed   

Call him and tell him to meet you for the back 9.

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That stadium was fucking electric after the Django Walker/drone show 4th qtr intermission. I was worried when the momentum got sucked out when they had a 3:25 tv timeout, we go 3 and out, they score to cut it to 3 and then go to another 3:25 tv timeout. Felt like the electricity in the stadium was gone…… then Arch torches those motherfuckers for a 30 yard rushing TD and cranked that shit back to a fucking 100!! Best game I’ve been to in person.

Loved the music in the stadium tonight. Loved trolling Elko on the Jumbotron after the game was in hand. The atmosphere was overwhelming. Hope we had a shit ton of recruits in for this one.

13 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Got my aggy niece and her family of cultists coming over for a late Thanksgiving today. I’ve endured all their shit talking for 2 weeks but remained silent. I’ve got an old school jukebox that I modified with Bluetooth. When they walk in those motherfuckers are gonna be greeted with Django Walker telling them to suck it!

User handle ☝️  is, well .....chosen wisely.

Make sure you share this with them too....It ages like fine wine. 🤣 🤘

 

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Hopefully Klein stays at A&M for many, many years. Whether at K-State or A&M, all he does is get continually pantsed by PK and co.

6 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

User handle is, well .....chosen wisely.

Make sure you share this with them too....It ages like fine wine. 🤣 🤘

 

It's funny every time.  

24 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

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I just can’t take any criticism seriously from people who think stuff like this is “normal”. 

 

that's quite possibly the grossest shit in college football. I mean it's flat out disgusting. 

 

and anyone who thinks this university a 100 miles east of us has any normality and is a school with a fringe element, this shit has gone to the top, go read the Bonfire Report which is an investigative post mortem on the bonefire collapse and it is a scathing indictment of the institution at a level only Baylor has exceeded.

8 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

You missed the layup.

 

Gloom, despair and Aggy is me
Deep dark depression, excessive misery
If if weren't for bad sheep I'd have no sex at all
Gloom, despair and Aggy is me ..

Edit: I'm an idiot and I missed a joke. In my defense, Nahlin is still a clwon

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1 minute ago, campcrunk said:

Nahlin is such a clown

 

I think you missed the joke. 

1 hour ago, speed817 said:

They big mad over on /r/aggies lol

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I missed the details last night. This the same stuffed animal aggies brought in? How did this legend get ahold of it?

3 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Nahlin is such a clown

 

I missed the joke, too.  He did play; we just kicked his ass.

Funny - I even posted the DJ Campbell cut w/ him owning Howell.

 

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1 minute ago, Dark Horse said:

I think you missed the joke. 

I clearly did - my bad

2 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Nahlin is such a clown

 

They weren’t winning last night no matter who played. We are a better team. Period. Get over it. Their schedule sucked. They may win a first round game because they’ll be hosting but they won’t win anything of significance.

10 hours ago, Pods said:

Dude. Just enjoy the post game call in schadenfreude. 

Word. I don't think I have been this happy since....I don't when. Pegging aggy and knocking their teeth out as they're the "#3 team" in the country is about as amazing as it gets. All that shit they talked and we absolutely kneecapped them like they're Tonya Harding. God this feels amazing. I went through the thesaurus and I just can't find the words. The schadenfreude is too strong, but my veins are adapting. 

26 minutes ago, SuckitKevin said:

Got my aggy niece and her family of cultists coming over for a late Thanksgiving today. I’ve endured all their shit talking for 2 weeks but remained silent. I’ve got an old school jukebox that I modified with Bluetooth. When they walk in those motherfuckers are gonna be greeted with Django Walker telling them to suck it!

Open with The Eyes of Texas. 

19 minutes ago, Jebus said:

needs some kind of indication for when a&m was penalized for cheating to put things into proper context 

That’s most of the years they beat us. 

24 minutes ago, Born Burnt said:

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Texas this year:  oh shit almost forgot about the roller coaster going off track in Nov.  I guess we’ll take care of that ourselves.

10 hours ago, Drew said:

What the fuck? You say something as dumb as “we really shouldn’t want to make the playoffs anyways” and expect a reasonable response?  
 

Nah brah. 

It's fine, man. It's a new day, a new dawn, a new light for me. And I'm feeling good. If we get in, i hope like Christ Sark throws out the first half bullshit we've been getting all season and go on a 1985 Villanova-type run and crush planets and bring annihilation and ruin to the CFB world. 

Their fans are as soft as their schedule and Elko's belly. 

Man, eventually you get so fat the skin gets tight, right?

I bet Elko looks like King Hippo without his shirt.
8 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

Hang it in the rafters 

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Right. Because he looked so tough in the post-game press conference.  “My gosh!”

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

It's fine, man. It's a new day, a new dawn, a new light for me. And I'm feeling good. If we get in, i hope like Christ Sark throws out the first half bullshit we've been getting all season and go on a 1985 Villanova-type run and crush planets and bring annihilation and ruin to the CFB world. 

Good. I’m glad you’ve seen the light.  And I simply don’t care if bad sark and arch show up and the defense gets gutted.  I just want to get in the playoffs and see what happens.  Maybe we got best. Maybe we don’t. 

Haven’t seen it mentioned yet - the h back jet sweep for the touchdown was awesome. Wonder who suggested it to Sark?

What an incredible win. 

21 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

User handle ☝️  is, well .....chosen wisely.

Make sure you share this with them too....It ages like fine wine. 🤣 🤘

 

That clip is always hilarious; especially so on days after aggy gets put in its place. 

25 minutes ago, Billy Pilgrim said:

That stadium was fucking electric after the Django Walker/drone show 4th qtr intermission. I was worried when the momentum got sucked out when they had a 3:25 tv timeout, we go 3 and out, they score to cut it to 3 and then go to another 3:25 tv timeout. Felt like the electricity in the stadium was gone…… then Arch torches those motherfuckers for a 30 yard rushing TD and cranked that shit back to a fucking 100!! Best game I’ve been to in person.

Loved the music in the stadium tonight. Loved trolling Elko on the Jumbotron after the game was in hand. The atmosphere was overwhelming. Hope we had a shit ton of recruits in for this one.

Assuming VY had a tear in his eye when they brought back this banger

 

05 staple in the stadium 

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35 minutes ago, HiggyBaby said:

YouTube TV records all the games for me and for some reason recorded the SEC sky cam version last night. That was cool and I wish I’d thought to watch that live. 

It records all versions. When you select from library you can “choose a version” of the recording to watch. 

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1 hour ago, Txzen said:

As someone who was at that game - amen!

I still remember smelling rum and/or Jack Daniel’s after a big score, and turning around to see a cloud of white plastic cups in air headed to the field. Glorious. 

UT-UH 1990 was my first date with my now wife.  Pretty goddamn good start to a relationship, I’d say.

37 minutes ago, ITHorn said:

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I just can’t take any criticism seriously from people who think stuff like this is “normal”. 

 

This fact is a stop-down for any conversation about aggy.  For the love of Christ, YOU FUCKING SICK FUCKS JIZZED IN A JAR - A GROUP OF YOU DID - AND THEN PUT IT ON TOP OF A CEREMONIAL FIRE.

That is among the most psychotic, pathetic, demented shit to ever happen.  Not in college football, not in sports, but in all of human existence.  You people are beyond fucked in the head.

11 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

that's quite possibly the grossest shit in college football. I mean it's flat out disgusting. 

 

and anyone who thinks this university a 100 miles east of us has any normality and is a school with a fringe element, this shit has gone to the top, go read the Bonfire Report which is an investigative post mortem on the bonefire collapse and it is a scathing indictment of the institution at a level only Baylor has exceeded.

What was enraging wasn’t the bonfire investigation report.  What was enraging was 1) that it pointed out severe and obvious significant systemic and cultural failures and flaws that led to the deaths of a dozen Texans, and 2) aggy didn’t make any meaningful changes in response.  They are incapable of self-reflection or self-improvement, because their pathetic egos are too fragile to make any meaningful changes because they would include an admission that they’d been doing something wrong….and they’re too fragile and weak to ever, ever do that.

They will never change.  They will never join the ranks of rational humans.  Not because they won’t, but because they can’t.

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

UT-UH 1990 was my first date with my now wife.  Pretty goddamn good start to a relationship, I’d say.

This fact is a stop-down for any conversation about aggy.  For the love of Christ, YOU FUCKING SICK FUCKS JIZZED IN A JAR - A GROUP OF YOU DID - AND THEN PUT IT ON TOP OF A CEREMONIAL FIRE.

That is among the most psychotic, pathetic, demented shit to ever happen.  Not in college football, not in sports, but in all of human existence.  You people are beyond fucked in the head.

What was enraging wasn’t the bonfire investigation report.  What was enraging was 1) that it pointed out severe and obvious significant systemic and cultural failures and flaws that led to the deaths of a dozen Texans, and 2) aggy didn’t make any meaningful changes in response.  They are incapable of self-reflection or self-improvement, because their pathetic egos are too fragile to make any meaningful changes because they would include an admission that they’d been doing something wrong….and they’re too fragile and weak to ever, ever do that.

They will never change.  They will never join the ranks of rational humans.  Not because they won’t, but because they can’t.

Yo dog, why did you disagree with me then agree with me. Yes the report was enraging because of its conclusions. If that was your closing argument I’d look at you funny and side with your opponent. Do better counselor.

8 minutes ago, Drew said:

Good. I’m glad you’ve seen the light.  And I simply don’t care if bad sark and arch show up and the defense gets gutted.  I just want to get in the playoffs and see what happens.  Maybe we got best. Maybe we don’t. 

Maybe. You never know until you're there. This team has the talent, it's the coaching. I don't care if game 1 we looked like dog shit against OSU, we still held Smith in check and lost by a td. I want to see this team get even more plugged in against anyone that steps in our path. 

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3 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

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Ethan Burke looking like he played on the legends team in the alumni game.

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