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Aggy call in guy says that Aggy has Marcel Reed, who "was" a Heisman candidate, so good.

10 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Let me ask you guys something —
 

Would you really want to make the CFP with this team? You think this team can win it all? Ask yourself that. You want a meanungless consolation prize that means nothing? It doesn't help us with recruits, they have seen what they want/need to see, and we for sure aren't beating Indiana, Ohio State, Georgia, Ole Miss, and maybe Oregon. I don't know about Bama because, well, no one does. They lost to ou and FSU, so who knows? Deboer has Sark's number, just like Kirby. We can probably beat BYU, Tech, and Miami, but we would be going on the road to some freezing ass Midwestern state, and we ain't built for that yet. Hanging a plaque in the hall of honor saying "We made the CFP 3 years in a row!!!! " means nothing. We don't want to make the playoffs, we want to make the playoffs and realistically know we can win itt all. This team can't. Next year Arch? Sign me tf up! 
 

Who cares? We build from this year and be fucking ecstatic that we won 9 games, but we looked like an asshole enema for the first half of the season, lost to a hapless Florida team who finally fired their inept and obtuse HC, and then had to go to OT against the dregs Kentucky and Miss St, got fucking rag dolled against Georgia. It changes nothing. Luck isn't helping us make the semis. We don't have the talent this year. Our OL punked aggy because they were always fool's gold. I fucking love winning 9 games with 3 of them against our biggest rivals, but you have to look at the bad, too. Our OL is not good. They're bad. Not Stroh bad, but they're weaklings, as Georgia showed us. We are not a complete team and we play down to competition. For fucks sake, we had to go into OT against ASU when we were up by 3 scores last seaaon IN OUR HOME STATE. But you think this team is making a difference? Nah, fam. 

Let's build from this season and fucking roll fOSU at home to start the season and LFG. Next year's Arch will be on a new level. 

We have played 4 playoff teams and outperformed 3 of them.  This team isn't a favorite, but it's good enough to take a decent shot.

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8 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Let me ask you guys something —
 

Would you really want to make the CFP with this team? You think this team can win it all? Ask yourself that. You want a meanungless consolation prize that means nothing? It doesn't help us with recruits, they have seen what they want/need to see, and we for sure aren't beating Indiana, Ohio State, Georgia, Ole Miss, and maybe Oregon. I don't know about Bama because, well, no one does. They lost to ou and FSU, so who knows? Deboer has Sark's number, just like Kirby. We can probably beat BYU, Tech, and Miami, but we would be going on the road to some freezing ass Midwestern state, and we ain't built for that yet. Hanging a plaque in the hall of honor saying "We made the CFP 3 years in a row!!!! " means nothing. We don't want to make the playoffs, we want to make the playoffs and realistically know we can win itt all. This team can't. Next year Arch? Sign me tf up! 
 

Who cares? We build from this year and be fucking ecstatic that we won 9 games, but we looked like an asshole enema for the first half of the season, lost to a hapless Florida team who finally fired their inept and obtuse HC, and then had to go to OT against the dregs Kentucky and Miss St, got fucking rag dolled against Georgia. It changes nothing. Luck isn't helping us make the semis. We don't have the talent this year. Our OL punked aggy because they were always fool's gold. I fucking love winning 9 games with 3 of them against our biggest rivals, but you have to look at the bad, too. Our OL is not good. They're bad. Not Stroh bad, but they're weaklings, as Georgia showed us. We are not a complete team and we play down to competition. For fucks sake, we had to go into OT against ASU when we were up by 3 scores last seaaon IN OUR HOME STATE. But you think this team is making a difference? Nah, fam. 

Let's build from this season and fucking roll fOSU at home to start the season and LFG. Next year's Arch will be on a new level. 

its called being a fan. and using your heart. I didnt think this team coud win ou after our shitshow against non-confs and florida loss, brain said no, heart said watch you wimp. and the first half was a heartbreak and then we won. soething similar against a&m. 

brain says we are 1 and done if we get to the payoffs. heart say get in the motherfucker and lets c. 

 

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No matter what I tell my aggy wife about aggy being in CFP and us not (probably), she doesn’t care. She’s still crying. Even promised me head back when they had the lead in the first half. Surely she’ll remember her promise later. 

7 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Does anyone have the phone number?  We could go full Surly on that show.

Listener Call-In: (979) 693-1150

These guys are soooo lost when it comes down to who aggy has played 

40 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Go on over! Take a 12 pack of Coors. we dare you. 

37 minutes ago, Alien Octopus said:

You should show up and let her vacuum your nuts

She’s married to a Longhorn, not gonna tempt fate.

11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What a fat bitch

 

wow, what a big baby.... and i'm not talking about the fetus in his belly.

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What a fat bitch

     

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4 minutes ago, Jshep34 said:
17 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:
I just heard that and literally LOL'd.  That was some funny shit!

Recap?

Dude called in and said "can you tell me who impregnated Elko?"  Then he started rambling on about his belly and they cut him off.

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Not sure what my favorite part was of the game experience tonight...

Listening to Mar-cel Reed! Chants going into DKR and hearing our fans mockingly chant them afterwards,

Or the satisfied feeling I had after the 2nd INT when I started pointing to the tunnels for the ags in our section. 

First game that Reed hasn't thrown a touchdown pass this season and two picks.

Call in guys are distraught but can't let it beat you in the playoffs.

Did someone really say maybe we don’t want in the playoffs, I coulda swore I read that but surely not?

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He seriously looks like he’s 48 going on 68. Oldest looking 48 year old I’ve ever seen. Good lord

30 minutes ago, TexasEd said:

This morning  A&M was undefeated, in line to go to the SEC championship game and ranked #3. Then they played Texas. 
 

Last undefeated season was 1939

Last SEC championship game, never

Last time they beat Texas was 15 years ago 

and they lost to Texas

 

Texas is 3-0 vs OU, Arkansas and Aggy. All is right in the football world. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Horn Dogg said:

Dude called in and said "can you tell me who impregnated Elko?"  Then he started rambling on about his belly and they cut him off.

And he sounded very drunk, which added to the hilarity.  Lulz.

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One of the best home game crowds in recent memory.   Stadium still full all the way to EoT

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Watching the highlights on SECN, and damn is Sark doing some Mack level politicking.  He did a great job making Texas’ case on a national stage.  
 

That’s my coach, y’all. 

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

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He wonders why Thanksgiving had to end, so much food, so little time.

1 minute ago, BurdineBandit said:

Not sure what my favorite part was of the game experience tonight...

Listening to Mar-cel Reed! Chants going into DKR and hearing our fans mockingly chant them afterwards,

Or the satisfied feeling I had after the 2nd INT when I started pointing to the tunnels for the ags in our section. 

That second INT closed any possible non-delusional argument for anyone to try and claim Reed is more clutch than Arch. Not that aggie won't, but see my modifier of non-delusional. 

I can't pick for you but that crushed them, even though they will never admit it. 

8 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

huh?  we would fuck up half the teams in the playoff.  of course I want in the playoff.

I mean they acknowledged we'd beat many of the teams in the playoffs.  I also want in the playoffs.  Do I think we would win it all? No. Sark needs to hire a dedicated OC as a prerequisite.

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Lol SEC network is running Elkos presser melt down over and over. 

"Could you close the damn door!" 

The talking heads were mocking it too.

1 minute ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

Holy shit they are coping so hard on the zone.

That's the scariest and worse thing.  They are way too docile tonight.  That threatens my aggy tears

The call in show topic now turns to how many days Aggy has to agonize over this loss before the good stuff starts in the playoffs.

1 minute ago, Jimbob said:

One of the best home game crowds in recent memory.   Stadium still full all the way to EoT

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And another regular season passes without a single cold weather game in DKR....the La Nina effect.

Just now, Drew said:

Is this a real fucking question?  
 

Like who wouldn’t want to make the playoffs?   Why are you so stuck on “there not good anyways and durrr loss to Florida” BS.  

cmon 

It's not about making the CFP, it's about making the CFP with a team that can win it all. Obviously I would love to make the CFP, but I know we don't match up well with most of the top teams. What's so hard to understand about that? Did you miss what Georgia did to us? Mike fucking Bobo has out-coached Sark on offense 3 times in two years. Do you think that's going to change because...playoffs? Do you want that to happen again but by someone else who doesn't stagnate in the first half? 

Beating aggy is fucking awesome. But damn, dude. You're missing the forest for the trees. You're wanting a plaque and a lottery ticket that you're fantasizing about that we can compete with anyone. No we can't. That's being unbiased. This isn't TexAgs, bro. We can be real here and not live in some distorted reality. If this were.a 4 team playoff and we had an outside shot, fuck yes. But this is 12 teams with at least half of them having the same amount of talent, but better offenses. We are inconsistent at best, and I'm being generous. 

It's paradoxical- 

Make the CFP for the sake of saying we made it and not having areal chance to win it all, while ignoring losing to Florida, and going to OT against shitty Kentucky and Miss St

Don't make the CFP, still make a good bowl game, get to 10 wins and get Arch ready for next year when he really breaks out. 

It's the Paradox of Futile Desire

1. Desire — There is genuine want (making the CFP)

2. Futility — the object of desire is known to be unattainable (making the CFP but knowing we have no chance at winning it all)

3. Paradox — the knowledge of its impossibility both suppresses the desire and fuels it 

 

 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Lol SEC network is running Elkos presser melt down over and over. 

"Could you close the damn door!" 

The talking heads were mocking it too.

Going on in his head, he knows he should bolted to Penn State lol

18 minutes ago, Js1 said:

What a fat bitch

 

My gosh!  Golly!  Jiminy Crickets!

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Lol SEC network is running Elkos presser melt down over and over. 

"Could you close the damn door!" 

The talking heads were mocking it too.

the realization of their schedule and the fortunate reffing in the ND game have all been exposed.

3 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

That second INT closed any possible non-delusional argument for anyone to try and claim Reed is more clutch than Arch. Not that aggie won't, but see my modifier of non-delusional. 

I can't pick for you but that crushed them, even though they will never admit it. 

Arch's run is a candidate. Also, first interception. Go back and you see their WR just put his head down. 

Just now, speed817 said:

Going on in his head, he knows he should bolted to Penn State lol

Oh man... it's not too late!

He won't but god damn, can you imagine if he bailed on them Sunday. The implosion... Oh lawd!

I think if you have $5 you can sponsor your business on the A&M postgame show. 
 

“do you have a lizard? And is your lizard hungry? Well we sell crickets! Jethro’s Crickets is 3/4 of mile past old man Miller’s trailer on FM 1709”

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Just got back from the game. Fucking awesome. Our fans sold too many tickets to aggy and it was pissing me off up until the moment I got to watch them drag their dirt farmer asses out of there. 

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