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1 minute ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:


I think somebody probably gave them directions to the stadium and those sorry aggies just didn't want to admit it!

Yeah, it is so hard to find a stadium. In the modern age, and in the middle of a city. even easier in their podunk town. 

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29 minutes ago, F250 said:

The appropriate reply to Elko's outburst should have been "shut up you fat bitch."

This is the appropriate response to any fat bitch making noise.

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

It's finally a wrap on the call in show and what a treasure it was.

Their final thoughts are the college playoff committee will totally dissect this loss and how far will Aggy drop.

One guy says that he can't wrap his head around how Aggy lost this game. They held Arch down on the passing and that's all they had.

They will be back though with a show after every playoff game. 

Back to ESPN radio.

Dammit I thought they wouldn’t have the show because it’s a Friday. I missed out. 

6 minutes ago, F250 said:

Concepcion is fucking legit, Marcel Reed is ass, my dude.

Concepcion is an absolute beast, and Craver isn't far behind. Those two, if they had a legit QB, would absolutely torch defenses. In my personal opinion, I think they're the second best WR tandem behind only Smith and Tate. 

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Goodnight, friends. I love you all. Even the two of you that are still fighting about the cfp berth for some reason. Have a great night and an even better tomorrow. Proud of you all! And it's goodbye to A&M.

4 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Dammit I thought they wouldn’t have the show because it’s a Friday. I missed out. 

Going to have a call-in show for the sip game no matter when or where, whoop! They even said for every Texas game on the show.

They usually only have it after home games and any post-season games.

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3 minutes ago, NashLonghorn said:

I bet it was fun as fuck watching them leave early.

It was. Every aggy that bailed I yelled 2%er at em. One dude threw up the birds back. I laughed at him as loud as I could. 

Fuck Ag

On 10/17/2025 at 8:16 AM, SydneyCarton said:

That would be a pretty big change of narrative considering as recently as last spring, we heard praises about Cruz in practice, and that the staff loved the guy. Now, that being said, it's been made plain for all to see that the staff's concept of "elite roster talent" isn't exactly par with the reality of the world, so Cruz could easily fall in that category of guys the staff raved about but in fact are Meh. But the counterpoint is that we didn't hear shit about Connor Stroh as being even a warm body so he started.

 

In other words, we don't know shit about fuck. 

Fuck Aggie now and forever. What a joke

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3 hours ago, satyanash said:

Complete collapse in all phases. I've seen this before. We're not winning this.

Log out. 

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4 minutes ago, txexlonghorn23 said:

 

Looch sounds like he has been smoking crack and sucking dick for the last ten years. LOL 

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3 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

It's finally a wrap on the call in show and what a treasure it was.

Their final thoughts are the college playoff committee will totally dissect this loss and how far will Aggy drop.

One guy says that he can't wrap his head around how Aggy lost this game. They held Arch down on the passing and that's all they had.

They will be back though with a show after every playoff game. 

Back to ESPN radio.

Basically they are wetting their beds. Apologizing profusely to THE God for their burnt sacrifice to the football gods and praying like a mother fucker we do NOT get in the playoffs.

we are the barbarians at the gate. If the committee lets us in this will mind fuck the aggy’s worse than any opponent they will face. Their identity is so wrapped up in inability to beat us they will be useless in the playoffs knowing we are in their path. 

This was worth staying up late for unlike the one-point loss to ASU in basketball in Hawaii.

Would do it again and again and again. 😁

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:


“Paradox of Futile Desire” was the best soft core porn movie of 1975.

I wish I could like this. But hell yes.

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1 minute ago, F250 said:

Looch sounds like he has been smoking crack and sucking dick for the last ten years. LOL 

He's slowly transformed into a parking lot grackle

I really liked what I saw from Black tonight, and Kade Phillips had a nice game against pig. I think Manny was always an auto 3 and gone but we should be good to elite at corner next year. 

4 minutes ago, F250 said:

Looch sounds like he has been smoking crack and sucking dick for the last ten years. LOL 

And…?

I missed wathcing this live save for a few clips I saw tonight due to sitting in a steady rain at a high school playoff game tonight.   But I posted Poor Aggies  with a BEVO pic on my FB once the game was about to go final and every response I got from my aggy friends was at least we are going to the CFP and not a second rate bowl game.   Rolling my eyes at the lack of self awareness with their almost unified response to my post.   

 

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18 minutes ago, BurdineBandit said:

We had one that kept banging the bleacher bench (yeah poors I know) and getting the ones in our section to whoop. Luckily I didn't have to hear that shit not one time after their crew of dorks walked in a straight line during halftime. 

Yea, the red ass in the cowboy hat.

The one guy behind us actually provided some good football conversation.

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

It must sound like North Korean radio…..

Maybe, but with more propaganda. 

The TexAgs call in show after a loss is a beautiful thing. Imagine men in their 40s writing down a question for their 8 year old to ask Nuno on air because they’re worried about getting in trouble at work. It’s some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard. 

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I caused a lot of ruckus in section 106 😁

2 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Maybe, but with more propaganda. 

They pivot from one land mine to the next one with very little self awareness and much self pity and barely concealed little brother rage as they attempt to make sense of yet another loss to us, both amazing and grotesque yet unintentionally hilarious. 

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58 minutes ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

To anyone that was at the game how loud was it because from the tv broadcast it seemed like DKR was rocking and loud.

It was loud as fuck. I can barely speak now. 

During Texas Fight the aggroids would yell sucks not understanding they were adding to the home crowd noise. Dumb fucks that they are.

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Kobe Black appreciation post…

kid brought it tonight and sparked a defense that needed it.  Between the big hit on Concepcion to the game ending INT

We need to have a story how some poor old Ag's car broke down and a nice Longhorn stopped and called and had his car towed for repairs. 

He then took him to the game himself, and he took him to a tailgate and fed him and he was welcomed. Then they escorted him to his seat and after the game escorted him back to the tailgate and told him what a good game they played, and it was too bad they lost. That they ate and talked a long while.

That some Horn that lived in the same town he did gave him a ride home and said he would take him back to Austin, when his car was fixed.

This Ag would say he had never been treated so kindly by any other fan base and posted this on texags.

Does this sound familiar?

 

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Props to the crowd btw. That place was rocking all night. That was the loudest crowd I have ever seen at DKR. Sark even said in the postgame that he has never coached in an environment that electric before and that he felt they were playing every snap with the team and it made a difference. 

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3 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

What a glorious tv shot

 

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4 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

We need to have a story how some poor old Ag's car broke down and a nice Longhorn stopped and called and had his car towed for repairs. 

He then took him to the game himself, and he took him to a tailgate and fed him and he was welcomed. Then they escorted him to his seat and after the game escorted him back to the tailgate and told him what a good game they played, and it was too bad they lost. That they ate and talked a long while.

That some Horn that lived in the same town he did gave him a ride home and said he would take him back to Austin, when his car was fixed.

This Ag would say he had never been treated so kindly by any other fan base and posted this on texags.

Does this sound familiar?

 

but the next morning he discovers his pet sheep has been raped. It's 830 am in spain and it has still been 25 years since agy managed to win against us. 

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Just now got back to the hotel after the game and all I got to say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHA HA AH AH AH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA AH AHA HA HAH AHA HA HAHA AA

 

wheeze

 

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...I mean, how terrible this must be for Texas A&M.

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by the way at one point in the game, when we were still behind 10-6, I yelled at the field (just fed up with our offense) "Call the touchdown play!"

The very next play, wouldn't you know it, was the touchdown play.

24 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I have zero idea what Texas is in the playoffs but it’s worth finding out.

I thought Tennessee was going to outclass the Buckeyes in round 1 last season after they'd lost to the Wolverines. That clearly did not happen. I thought Oregon had their number and would win the re-match. That clearly did not happen, either.

Great teams peak at the right time, and we might be one of those great teams. Or we might not be. That's the beautiful thing about a true playoff. In the BCS and four teams eras, Ohio State never would have had a shot to win four in a row for a natty.

None of the 2-loss teams have the resume Texas has. Notre Dame lost to aggy, and their loss to Miami looks worse and worse as Carson Beck Carson Beck'ed.

We have the head to head over Oklahoma and Vanderbilt.

I guess this is the shitty part of not controlling our own destiny anymore. This totally kills the argument we'd hear about how a playoff would make the regular season meaningless. Nobody should have believed it back in the BCS days, but this season is all the proof you need that every game still matters.

Feel sorry for our Rogue Shop sponsor as everybody is as high as a kite on Aggy tears, it's a natural high provided by a most unnatural source.

1 hour ago, ApocalypseTexas said:

To anyone that was at the game how loud was it because from the tv broadcast it seemed like DKR was rocking and loud.

I’m watching the Skycast replay and it sounds incredibly loud. I love this version btw. 🤘🏼

 

46 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You just KNEW this was coming.

 

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Copium. It’s a hell if a drug. Poooooor aggys

4 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Guys…….and gals, how erect are you???

So much so that every time I tried to stand up,  I fainted. Just cleared up is why I hadn't posted before now...

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

So much so that every time I tried to stand up,  I fainted. Just cleared up is why I hadn't posted before now...

 

It seems like Peter Burns has seen the light on doubting Texas.

Booger has CTE and hates Texas because…? There’s a reason ESPN pulled him suddenly off of MNF. He should thank the good lord he landed on his feet and shut his mouth. Read the teleprompter and cash the checks. 

Dario continues to be a Sooner bitch. He’s feeling himself as the Mayor of Munchkinland after the Bama win. 

4 minutes ago, Droopy said:

I’m watching the Skycast replay and it sounds incredibly loud. I love this version btw. 🤘🏼

I've never been to a game that loud. Van Halen in The Drum on the FUCK tour was not that loud. The second 4th and short where Aggy looked like they might do the Tush Push or whatever, loudest moment I've ever heard. Pretty much from the moment Arch ran for the TD on, it was just ... ear-shatteringly loud.

27 minutes ago, Scholz said:

I caused a lot of ruckus in section 106 😁

That was my section from 1998-2012. They were tired of me. But fuck em, the refs deserved what they got. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

That was my section from 1998-2012. They were tired of me. But fuck em, the refs deserved what they got. 

damn right walter white GIF by Breaking Bad

9 minutes ago, Rimbo said:

I've never been to a game that loud. Van Halen in The Drum on the FUCK tour was not that loud. The second 4th and short where Aggy looked like they might do the Tush Push or whatever, loudest moment I've ever heard. Pretty much from the moment Arch ran for the TD on, it was just ... ear-shatteringly loud.

Totally agree. The Ags not going for it on 4th was the loudest moment of the night and it was THE MOMENT I knew we would win, They bitched out going for it and they looked shook. 

Kind of ironic we just put Georgia into the SEC title game

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