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9 hours ago, NBHorn7 said:

Now they are saying Vandy might take the #10 spot in the playoffs if Bama loses, they hate Texas so much.

Go Vols

3 hours ago, Dbeasy said:

The defense played great considering they didn’t have Ant Hill. I don’t think some people realize how really good he is. He’s one of the best LB’s to step onto the 40 acres, and was a critical piece of their strong defensive showing this year. 

Apparently Kade Philips started at CB but went out in the first quarter as well. 

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1. Glad y'all won.  Mostly for aggy tears, but still glad.
2. Impressed with your crowd and the LOUD at DKR.  That hasn't always happen, nor are most games inspired with that kind of hate; but still appreciated the greatness of it and crowd response in a huge game.
3. I think the Texas wins matter as much or more than the losses.  I hate the beauty pageant aspect of it all, and always have.  I had hoped the PO expansion would alleviate these situations, alas...there it is with the bullshit arguments about wrinkly elbows and dented knees.
4. It's all done but the bribing now.  Get on with it.  Good luck!!!

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They big mad over on /r/aggies lol

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6 minutes ago, speed817 said:

They big mad over on /r/aggies lol

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Their fans are as soft as their schedule and Elko's belly. 

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I think Ethan Burke might be a legitimate psychopath. And I'm all for it.

Reminds me of a gung ho Aggie friend who got one of those collies. That fucker never stopped barking (the dog). Indoors or outdoors. Never fucking stopped barking. Loud piercing bark. They spent the whole visit yelling at it to STFU. Finally gave it away.

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12 minutes ago, gofuckyourself said:

That's the first time I've ever bothered to listen and hear chin pubes talk. 

For a guy who has spent his entire life, presumably, following college football, and yet to know so little about college football including how "statistically" aggy had a better defense (spoiler they don't) illustrates just how dumb aggys are.

He and Elko as the off field and on field "leaders" of aggy is just so on brand.

CLOSE THE DOOR. MY GOSH!

I listened as well, and the "statistically" line made my eyes roll. I know he's a Homer, but I don't get paid to talk about football for a living and I knew it was completely bullshit. Either he knowingly lied and knew his fans wouldn't check him or even worse, didn't know he was lying and knew it didn't matter. He's an absolute clown. 

1 hour ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Tim Tebow just made the case for UT being one of the 12 best teams and if we don't get in in will hurt the NCAAs push for big OOC games, which, he says, has been good for college football this year.

Thus says the Lord.

4 minutes ago, speed817 said:

They big mad over on /r/aggies lol

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Never seen people bitch and moan so much over a fucking dog. Who gives a fuck. Also, they bitched about the turf and the placement of the band the entire evening. The entire culture of that school is measured in how much of a pussy can they make themselves out to be. 

1 minute ago, Vertuzzi said:

Never seen people bitch and moan so much over a fucking dog. Who gives a fuck. Also, they bitched about the turf and the placement of the band the entire evening. The entire culture of that school is measured in how much of a pussy can they make themselves out to be. 

That's the reason they have milkmen. Their entire fan base is nothing but pussies.

2 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

I listened as well, and the "statistically" line made my eyes roll. I know he's a Homer, but I don't get paid to talk about football for a living and I knew it was completely bullshit. Either he knowingly lied and knew his fans wouldn't check him or even worse, didn't know he was lying and knew it didn't matter. He's an absolute clown. 

Billy Loochie is a snake oil salesman. A bullshit artist. He lies for a living. And he’s the most popular guy in college station. That’s who they are. 

8 minutes ago, Pods said:

Their fans are as soft as their schedule and Elko's belly. 

"OMG, not only do they worship Satan and celebrate gays they kill stuffed animals like the evil cheating scum of the earth we knew they were!!!" - aggie Misery Matrix Mantra engaged @Nicole44 for Misery Matrix which I'm claiming IP on.

(Let's not talk about the score or the game please)

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Just one more before thing before we gotta step out.

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16 minutes ago, Derka said:

how huge was that ethan burke tackle on that concepcion punt return? if burke doesn’t make that tackle we might lose this game. one thing throughout the night that had me geeked was that our effort was off the charts, especially in tackling. that’s one of those plays like the cedrick griffin hit stick pbu vs tosu that people will forget about, but that had massive implications on the game as well as our season. if we make the playoff, that tackle played a role in it.

This is a huge pet peeve of mine.  Lil’ Nigel plays and they have several players with untucked undershirts (because it looks cool).  EVERY single game this year I saw a player brought down at some point in the game by their undershirt.  

There is practice film of Saban making a big deal of all jerseys needing to be tucked in.  He got it.

1 hour ago, ClubWhatever said:

They seem to have turned it around.

Not playing anyone with a pulse helps a lot.

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Billy Loochie is a snake oil salesman. A bullshit artist. He lies for a living. And he’s the most popular guy in college station. That’s who they are. 

I'm well aware, but I'll never be cease to be amused and amazed when idiots don't even both to fact check their bullshit spin doctor cult leaders. 

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4 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I think Ethan Burke might be a legitimate psychopath. And I'm all for it.

He along with Tre understand the assignment in these rivalry games, they are always ready to come out and play. Tre is like playoffs Derek Fisher buzzer beater 3 pointer against the Spurs to the Sooners, and I bet Reed is glad to see Burke leave after this season. 

7 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

I think Ethan Burke might be a legitimate psychopath. And I'm all for it.

Burke was great last night and I’m stoked that I was completely wrong about him as a recruit. 

51 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

Take it from an old fart. That chant gets under their skin more than anything else. The youths need to resurrect it to its former glory. 

I even use it at the office when one of the aggy employees screws something up and gets called out for it.

24 minutes ago, Derka said:

how huge was that ethan burke tackle on that concepcion punt return? if burke doesn’t make that tackle we might lose this game. one thing throughout the night that had me geeked was that our effort was off the charts, especially in tackling. that’s one of those plays like the cedrick griffin hit stick pbu vs tosu that people will forget about, but that had massive implications on the game as well as our season. if we make the playoff, that tackle played a role in it.

god damn it, this iphone changed “cedric” to “cedrick”, so i changed it back, and apparently this dumb fucking thing changed his name back to “cedrick” again. that shit drives me nuts.

 

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

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I don’t really mind when it’s a Texas kid that was deciding between atm and big brother. I get that hate. When you’re a transfer that has no real connection to the rivalry minus playing in the game…I don’t believe your “hate”. 

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3 minutes ago, Nigel Tufnel said:

This is a huge pet peeve of mine.  Lil’ Nigel plays and they have several players with untucked undershirts (because it looks cool).  EVERY single game this year I saw a player brought down at some point in the game by their undershirt.  

There is practice film of Saban making a big deal of all jerseys needing to be tucked in.  He got it.

Well, at least he isn't frequently brought down by paint on the field or a shoe string on the first play of the game. 

Just now, Dbeasy said:

Burke was great last night and I’m stoked that I was completely wrong about him as a recruit. 

I was similarly totally wrong about him. I thought Vasek would be legit and we’d be in trouble if Burke ever saw the field. Idiot, I am.

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10 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

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Which one of you inserts it first?

2 minutes ago, Deej said:

Which one of you inserts it first?

The real question is who gets the bigger end?

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This last weekend of regular season college football has always been so special. The rivalry games large and small in national significance but all titanic locally are what made me fall in love with CFB as a kid. Watching border wars in the Rust Belt, cross-city rivals in L.A., and in-state battles around the Mid-Atlantic and Southeast after Thanksgiving is annually one of my favorite traditions of the year. I feel sad that the Apple Cup, Civil War, and Bedlam have been taken off this weekend or ended entirely. The stakes of bragging rights over your neighbors and co-workers for a year are so unique to this sport alone that I hope we never lose them. So glad that we have our own in-state rival back on the schedule so that we can participate in it. No offense to Tech, TCU, or Baylor, but ending the season against them just wasn’t the same.  

10 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Thus says the Lord.

He didn't spend all of those summers circumcising little boys for Texas to finish out of this year's playoffs. Let god's will play out. 

8 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

You just KNEW this was coming.

 

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Nobody, and I mean nobody, sucks their own dick like an Aggie.

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texas a&m is the iron born of college football. just a bunch of skeevy losers from bumfuck nowhere whose self importance is off the charts even though the entire rest of the world sees them as the red headed step children that they are. 

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7 minutes ago, Duane Moore said:

This last weekend of regular season college football has always been so special. The rivalry games large and small in national significance but all titanic locally are what made me fall in love with CFB as a kid. Watching border wars in the Rust Belt, cross-city rivals in L.A., and in-state battles around the Mid-Atlantic and Southeast after Thanksgiving is annually one of my favorite traditions of the year. I feel sad that the Apple Cup, Civil War, and Bedlam have been taken off this weekend or ended entirely. The stakes of bragging rights over your neighbors and co-workers for a year are so unique to this sport alone that I hope we never lose them. So glad that we have our own in-state rival back on the schedule so that we can participate in it. No offense to Tech, TCU, or Baylor, but ending the season against them just wasn’t the same.  

Rivalry week was even better before the NCAA instigated the taunting penalty.  I've said it before, I'll say it again; the taunting penalty should be waived for big-time rivalry games.  Fights should still be penalized, but good old fashioned trash talking and taunting should be good to go during rivalry week.

Rivalry games need more shit like this:

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23 minutes ago, speed817 said:

They big mad over on /r/aggies lol

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They literally sing and sway about dehorning Bevo multiple times every home game, regardless of opponent. They sell shirts and flags about it. At one point before they moved to the SEC, they had a statue of a dehorned Bevo outside of Aggieland Outfitters. Fucking goobers

9 minutes ago, SameSame said:

Nobody, and I mean nobody, sucks their own dick like an Aggie.

They suck ours like professionals, too. 

31 minutes ago, speed817 said:

They big mad over on /r/aggies lol

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About a third of the aggy's stick for the last century is sawing the horns off of Bevo.  Fuck those hypocritical fucksticks. 

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8 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

It must sound like North Korean radio…..

8 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I missed wathcing this live save for a few clips I saw tonight due to sitting in a steady rain at a high school playoff game tonight.   But I posted Poor Aggies  with a BEVO pic on my FB once the game was about to go final and every response I got from my aggy friends was at least we are going to the CFP and not a second rate bowl game.   Rolling my eyes at the lack of self awareness with their almost unified response to my post.   

 

Aggy corps(e) parade on Congress Avenue…

 

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6 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Rivalry week was even better before the NCAA instigated the taunting penalty.  I've said it before, I'll say it again; the taunting penalty should be waived for big-time rivalry games.  Fights should still be penalized, but good old fashioned trash talking and taunting should be good to go during rivalry week.

Rivalry games need more shit like this:

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Didn’t that penalty cause a huge ripple

9 minutes ago, GTX Horn said:

They literally sing and sway about dehorning Bevo multiple times every home game, regardless of opponent. They sell shirts and flags about it. At one point before they moved to the SEC, they had a statue of a dehorned Bevo outside of Aggieland Outfitters. Fucking goobers

I hate them and OU so much, but I begrudgingly have to give the Sooners some credit for winning important shit over their history.  Aggy got nothing yet they talk more shit than anyone.

Best thing to happen with aggy going to the SEC is now the rest of the country realizes just how fucking weird they are.

59 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

I find it exceedingly gruntling that our diverse, top __% student body can still generate crowd noise the same way a bunch of top quarter/1100 SAT white guys could for 1990 U of H.

That tells me that the kids are still having the kind of experience most of us did.

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

As someone who was at that game - amen!

I still remember smelling rum and/or Jack Daniel’s after a big score, and turning around to see a cloud of white plastic cups in air headed to the field. Glorious. 

Aggy crying about a stuffed dog being abused when they rape actual living farm animals is amazing.

God we were one match point on Tuesday against Kentucky from the best week ever

Revenge match against aggy in VB - check
WBB beat UCLA and South Carolina back to back - check

Huge upset win against aggy at home in football - check

MBB beat top 25 NCST - check

Texas went 5-1 against ranked teams from Monday to Friday. And 3-1 against top 3 teams

12 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Didn’t that penalty cause a huge ripple

Yep, Ole Miss coach got fired - enter Kiffin.  The penalty forced the potential game-tying PAT 15 yards further back which was missed allowing Miss State to win and become bowl eligible.  During bowl game preparations there was a huge fight at a Miss State practice which led to firing their coach and bring in the Pirate.  

 

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10 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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It's funny that they say "somehow find a way to lose" like it was some weird fluke of fate and not that they just got absolutely dominated in the second half.

Just now, BurntOrange&White said:

Wish we would have made it 34-17

Me too, since I laid 13.5 to a couple of aggys back in August.

Oh, well. It wasn't that much money. 

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