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Wingo did well to get anything out of that. we have some of the worst screen blocks I've ever seen

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4 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

That’s easily a grade two sprain.   Ligament issues higher up in the leg.  Seen it too many times with girls on the pitch in soccer.   Ugh. 

He’s fine. 

Hands to face on that last play

So, who had a 0-0 score on their bingo card after the first quarter?

Just now, oh_snap said:

Not as good as Case McCoy. But I’ll allow it

Nothing beats aggy like the herp and derp offense.

Wingo is our best runner put him at RB

Best 3rd and …. we’ve had so far gotta keep this drive alive 

Super Beets Sark. 
I take my beets too though. They help big time. 

1 minute ago, HiggyBaby said:

I’m sorry what’s up with these goofy ass Play calls?

New here?

Just measuring dicks so far. Time to pull the zipper all the way down Horns.

Just now, Pam Cummings said:

We really just hate running the ball.

To be fair, we are really bad at it. 

Just now, David Dennison said:

We don't have RBs. 

They're all gone.

Big drop off in talent this year.  I don’t understand how that happened.

3rd and like 5ish...  i mean its our shortest 3rd down to go yardage so far

I'm sorry, but I am still thinking about those PI no calls.  Hard not to conclude that the fix is NOT in, especially after the second one.

No GIF

Just now, Rockethorn1978 said:

Sark is stumped how Elko has all his sweet side to side pass plays figured out by the first qtr.

I mean, we've only been calling them 12 times a game for the last month, so how did Elko know it was coming?  Dude is a gigantic sweaty wizard.

I’ve identified the problem with our offense. 
 

Beet juice. 

Just now, Dahobbs said:

To be fair, we are really bad at it. 

Look. Arch can throw. And he can run. If he throws like a lob in the air he can get under it and catch it. Score. Simple. Is that legal? 

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Super Beets Sark. 
I take my beets too though. They help big time. 

Concentrated beet juice goes into every alcohol smoothie bomb I make.

Good for the High Blood Pressure in games like this.

Just now, Horn80 said:

Big drop off in talent this year.  I don’t understand how that happened.

Drop off? Wisner was a beast last season. The difference is the oline 

1 minute ago, Pam Cummings said:

We really just hate running the ball.

Not on 2nd and long.

1 minute ago, naija said:

Wingo did well to get anything out of that. we have some of the worst screen blocks I've ever seen

We say this every year. At some point even science can't keep track with it. I'm hoping at some point we have a single receiver touch an opposing player and they collapse into an event horizon, so that way at least something went right. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

3rd and like 5ish...  i mean its our shortest 3rd down to go yardage so far

Soooo...QB draw?

Just now, Txzen said:

I’ve identified the problem with our offense. 
 

Beet juice. 

Bears.  Beets.  Battlestar Galactica 

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Big drop off in talent this year.  I don’t understand how that happened.

PM Nicole.

If sark had any balls he’d def call out the missed Pis. But he won’t. We gotta hope these boys man the fuck yo and will our way to win. We gotta get a first here 

Just now, runthebone said:

Sarkisian, take the supplement that makes your offense not suck

The ones without fugue as a side effect.

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Look. Arch can throw. And he can run. If he throws like a lob in the air he can get under it and catch it. Score. Simple. Is that legal? 

Yeah good luck catching a ball when the DB is holding you all the way down the field and no flag. 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Super Beets Sark. 
I take my beets too though. They help big time. 

 

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