Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Super Beets Sark. 
I take my beets too though. They help big time. 

Is Dana Loesch a Longhorn fan?

SuperBeets TV Spot, 'SuperBeets: Orig Tag' Featuring Dana Loesch, Hunter  Kemper - iSpot

  • Replies 6k
  • Views 184.7k
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

2 minutes ago, NBHorn7 said:

So, who had a 0-0 score on their bingo card after the first quarter?

I didn't. But we'd have points if the refs knew what DPI was.

1 minute ago, LonghornJudas said:

Call a better fucking game and I wouldn’t have to worry about my cardiovascular health.

Already drove my wife upstairs 

we so desperately need a slot receiver who can get quick separation. we have no 3-step drop passing game because our guys take forever to get separation

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Super Beets Sark. 
I take my beets too though. They help big time. 

Beet Aggy!

Dude, I just saw one of our OL throw their DL like a rag doll lol 

Got a clip?
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Super Beets Sark. 
I take my beets too though. They help big time. 

They really missed out on Squat Super Beets Sark

Mosley should be our first target.  Slants crossers etc. this fucking long developing shit sark rolled out again is painful 

2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Sarkisian, take the supplement that makes your offense not suck

They have supplements that make you hire an OC? Science is amazing.

Just now, William Bludworth said:

We say this every year. At some point even science can't keep track with it. I'm hoping at some point we have a single receiver touch an opposing player and they collapse into an event horizon, so that way at least something went right. 

*speaking into micro cassette recorder*
 

”idea:  real-time AI to function as offensive play caller”

2 minutes ago, Txzen said:

I’ve identified the problem with our offense. 
 

Beet juice. 

who?  me?

1 minute ago, lilMAC25 said:

Fuck me. It’s a screen or chuck it 50 downfield

Hit a good cross to the TE for 10yds. 
 

Mosley got a good out for a first down

 

Just need #0 to catch a fucking ball and we would have some points. 
 

It’s all good Arch has this shit

we so desperately need a slot receiver who can get quick separation. we have no 3-step drop passing game because our guys take forever to get separation

To be fair, they are holding our jerseys

Wawa catering ad on the Pensacola station. 

that should basically be our run play if they give that much cushion

4 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

He’s fine. 

Hope it blows up as he watches us march down the field

I like the arch runs - keep the D honest. 

damn, good route, good throw, just better defense

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.