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Sarkisian just lost 3 points being fucking retarded.

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Sark fucking sucks. Great example in one play. He’s a moron. 3 fucking points at home against a team that gave up 42 to piggy. This isn’t the steel curtain defense. 

Just now, EuroHorn said:

Sark is going to dial it up at halftime 

This offense is the equivalent of a rotary phone, so great analogy 

stupid coach who looks scared, and can't think straight enough to see the whole game developing. you are coming out on defense after the half, GET ANY POINTS YOU CAN.

Fire this fucking spare at halftime. Let the boys coach themselves, it could t be worse

We are so unathletic on the OL, that's another major issue. 

Nice whiff by Hutson there in the most inopportune time.

Out. So glad this season is over for me.

Offensive genius Steve Sarkisian with another touchdown-less half 

 10-3 at halftime. I mean, I’ll take it. Now let’s go find some fucking offense.

OL is still straight trash. Free hit on arch

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I hate this team. aggy put 50 on these fucking losers 

lol there it is

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

Our Oline is so fucking bad 

Story of the season.

We're sucking shit through a straw in every fucking phase of the game right now.

Unbelievable. Stupid play calling. No field awareness. Coach is overwhelmed. Can't handle the pressure. Can't make the right call. QB under-coached

1 minute ago, gofuckyourself said:

Just dogshit offense.

Repeatedly.

Game after game against anyone with a pulse.

With a Manning at QB and, supposedly 5 and high 4 stars all over the offense.  I'm about done with his overrated ass 

Fire this fraud. 
What a fucking drunken dumbass. Worst series in the history of the program. 

The OL is horrendous.  The playcalling even worse.  And arch is just not playing the position well regardless of anything else.  
 

his runs and keeping plays alive is all we got though. 

1 minute ago, HtownHorn said:

Sarkisian just lost 3 points being fucking retarded.

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1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Steve E. Sarkesian, Offensive Super-Genius

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1 minute ago, Duane Moore said:

Steve E. Sarkesian, Offensive Super-Genius

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This feels an awful lot like the first half of the RRS.  We need the same second half.

Aggy isn't any better than ou. 

I don't give a fuck about the playoffs with this team. I just dont want to lose to aggy

2 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

Sark is going to dial it up at halftime 

Is "it" his agent's phone number?

fuck I need a nap its 330am here

We are the aol dial up of offenses. This fucker cannot call a short quick pass to save arch. He took back to back direct huge shots.  

1 minute ago, HiggyBaby said:

 10-3 at halftime. I mean, I’ll take it. Now let’s go find some fucking offense.

Yes if there's one thing Sark is known for is 2nd half offense.

Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Sark looks drunk

No he doesn’t. Stop that shit 

I will never forgive Sark for turning a championship level team with nfl skill position into this bare cupboard abortion of a fucking roster

 

Also he's fucking dumb.  He just gave away 3 points

Quite the fucking offensive genius. Can you just let Akina yell the whole halftime and get them fired up

1 minute ago, naija said:

stupid coach who looks scared, and can't think straight enough to see the whole game developing. you are coming out on defense after the half, GET ANY POINTS YOU CAN.

We never got past the 40

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Sark has no idea how to run a 2 minute offense ( or maybe an offense period) 

Stupid fucking play call after already being in FG position

There is no maybe to it. He can't run an offense unless he has hand holding from Saban. 

Just now, freyguy said:

We're sucking shit through a straw in every fucking phase of the game right now.

The good news is we typically play good for at least a quarter 

Sarks answer for how to win is “we gotta create a couple turnovers”

Jesus Christ sark.

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