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2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Then call plays that take 3 seconds instead 5. Dink and dunk down the mother fucking field 

Arch can’t hit those consistently 

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Just now, Bullneck said:

We've played pretty bad and are down 7.  Officiating was kind of "suspect."

BUT, their QB is dinged up and we get one of our best defensive players back in the 2nd half.  

They get the ball first but how is everyone going to feel if we tie the game at 10:00 in the 3rd?

How was the rest of the play Mrs Lincoln ?

how is it with all of texas' money they cant pay for a bunch of 6'8" 350lb big uglies 

Arch is gonna get injured in this bullshit offense.  I feel for the kid 

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:


When you can't run the ball...

They were running the god damn ball reasonably well and just nailed on it.   Per the usual with this shittastic coach. 

2 minutes ago, lilMAC25 said:

Wait, we haven’t lost That many games since 2023, have we?

 

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Our running game doesnt suck because our RBs are bad.  Our running game sucks cause Sark refuses to run the damn ball.  Wisner Averaged 6 a carry in the first half against Georgia and now against A&m.  Problem us he got 6 carries in one and 5 tonight

10 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

You think they would have made sure to preserve time for us?

Like Sark knows how to score points right before half.

Checks notes....Nope, not tonight either.

3 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

LOL.  You haven't been watching Texas football very long then

Getting into long field goal range and dumb fucking our way back out to not even get a chance to kick is what we do. 

I have no idea what Sark ia calling in terms of a gameplan. Just fucking awful

It’s ok. He doesn’t either.
Just now, BabaYaga said:

They were running the god damn ball reasonably well and just nailed on it.   Per the usual with this shittastic coach. 

He has no awareness of what is working. That's one reason any good coach needs an OC. 

I like how that one drive wisner had about 20 yards in Carrie’s and he hasn’t touched it since 

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Wasn't it a couple of weeks ago when we had 28 yards rushing and Sark said that he thought the running game was doing fine?

That was last week against UGA

9 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Sark needs to be told to hire an OC or go the fuck to the NFL. 

Unless that OC is going to suit up and play OT, he is not going to do shit.

1 minute ago, Irish Wrist Watch said:

Wasn't it a couple of weeks ago when we had 28 yards rushing and Sark said that he thought the running game was doing fine?

Yep.  And I think that may have been the game where we had like 33 yds rushing on the first drive, then 23 for the game.

Heard a stat today I had not heard before.  
 
In 8 games against P4 competition this season, there are 4 of those games where Sark’s offense only scored on TD in each game. 

*8.5 and 4.5
3 minutes ago, Hamttx said:

I’m not judging I just don’t understand what it is we are trying to do? We don’t really have an offensive philosophy. We sort of just try shit. 

 Not a lot is working but the run game has been okay he just won’t go to it, he completely abandons it every big game. If he’d stuck with it the game in the second half could develop with run and play action. But no he’s calling plays into the best part of A&M’s defense and our QB’s worst skillset.  Then third and long and BAM! 
 

Elk won’t give up the long scramble again. Texas has to find another way. 

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5 minutes ago, Atticus said:

The issue is A&M is playing tight coverage and playing the shallow routes when they are in zone. On top of that, they are getting pressure with 4.

Horrible combo. You can't run a pass first offense under those conditions. We can't really run block these guys either.

 

This is similar to what happened to KC against Philly in the SB last year.

And Wisner actually showed some spark when we gave it to him

1 minute ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Who is this guy on Zoom from a hotel room, and why did they make him get a Pat McAfee haircut?

Marty Smith is a big NASCAR sideline guy

1 minute ago, 52-80 said:

how is it with all of texas' money they cant pay for a bunch of 6'8" 350lb big uglies 

We’ve been trying that and they are slow and can’t move.

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Arch is gonna get injured in this bullshit offense.  I feel for the kid 

Nah dude you hate this team and want him to lose by 50

It's obvious that Sark can only beat the teams that we can out-talent greatly. If the talent level is comparable, he chokes. I guess this is better than what we had in Chuck and Herman, but no way that is good enough for Texas.

2 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

how is it with all of texas' money they cant pay for a bunch of 6'8" 350lb big uglies 

You just described Connor Stroh

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Just now, runthebone said:

Jesus, it's fucking Lane Kiffin, not Nick Saban.

He’s averaged 500 yards a game for the last 5 years and he’s taken a d2 qb this year and shit all over the Prince of the royal family and manning. The hate for Kiffin rivals the we are gonna mudhole everyone crowd

7 minutes ago, Coach pop a bitch said:

He has that face of.......... stupid 

not sure what a functional drunk looks like, but pretty sure that is what a deer in the headlights look like. take your pick

1 minute ago, Hamttx said:

I’m not judging I just don’t understand what it is we are trying to do? We don’t really have an offensive philosophy. We sort of just try shit. 

5 seasons in and we still don't have an offensive philosophy. Red flags and bells ringing. 
 

CDC is pretty cutthroat, but he won't fire Sark this year. But if there isn't any improvement next year, he might be fucked. Dude just fired our soccer coach after 14 seasons after winning the SEC last year, and a losing record this year. 

1 minute ago, runthebone said:

Jesus, it's fucking Lane Kiffin, not Nick Saban.

You think we'd have 3 pts at half with Kiffen?

Had bad feeling when first play was poorly executed gimmick play.  

3 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

oh my god we are Iowa 

Iowa put up 40 points in the road today. We are way worse than Iowa

Just now, Lhorn said:

Getting into long field goal range and dumb fucking our way back out to not even get a chance to kick is what we do. 

No question.  But if you think that's the worst offensive series in the history of the program, all I can tell you is "recency bias."

1 minute ago, 52-80 said:

how is it with all of texas' money they cant pay for a bunch of 6'8" 350lb big uglies 

We have those. They're just all shitty at football, and it turns out that being able to play football instead of just being large is pretty fucking important when you're playing football.

Just now, oldalum said:

not sure what a functional drunk looks like, but pretty sure that is what a deer in the headlights look like. take your pick

Nothing functional about his job performance.

Tackling is also a huge issue. We look slower than them on both sides of the ball. Lack of speed/athleticism leads to more missed tackles

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Nah dude you hate this team and want him to lose by 50

I do  I want them boat races so sark is fired doesn’t mean I wanna see arch injured because his coach is fucking dog shit. Don’t be a fucking douchebag 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

you mother fuckers and this Texas game are making me drink until my liver is dead 

Username …

8 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

8-21 for 51. Oof. 
 

Fuck we are straight up Asswater. 

the only cure for asswater is freshwater. 

1 minute ago, nineliveslost said:

you mother fuckers and this Texas game are making me drink until my liver is dead 

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It's obvious that Sark can only beat the teams that we can out-talent greatly. If the talent level is comparable, he chokes. I guess this is better than what we had in Chuck and Herman, but no way that is good enough for Texas.

Herman could beat more talented teams.
6 minutes ago, chemHORN said:

Fuck the SEC.  If they are gonna call it this way go for Reed's knees

Dude yes the refs are bad.  But this Texas team is so overwhelmingly bad in every facet of the game that it really doesn’t matter. Which is so sad and so inexcusable.

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