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2 minutes ago, runthebone said:

Jesus, it's fucking Lane Kiffin, not Nick Saban.

He's won 10+ games the last 3 years at fuckin' Mississippi. That's impressive

1 minute ago, DFW Horn said:

You just described Connor Stroh

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okay thats too ugly

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

Marty Smith is a big NASCAR sideline guy

Marty Smith has been working for ESPN and the SEC network a long time.

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

I do  I want them boat races so sark is fired doesn’t mean I wanna see arch injured because his coach is fucking dog shit. Don’t be a fucking douchebag 

You want us to lose by 50 to A&M and I’m the douche? Mmmk champ 

Just now, Jkwellborn said:


Herman could beat more talented teams.

True but he also lost to inferior teams on the regular. 

2 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

He’s averaged 500 yards a game for the last 5 years and he’s taken a d2 qb this year and shit all over the Prince of the royal family and manning. The hate for Kiffin rivals the we are gonna mudhole everyone crowd

Kind of a stretch linking Manning to Chambliss, but keep going, eventually it will make sense

Just now, William Bludworth said:

6 TD's minimum 

i guarantee you we would have used the portal to get fuckers that can catch and Oline that can block

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

5 seasons in and we still don't have an offensive philosophy. Red flags and bells ringing. 
 

CDC is pretty cutthroat, but he won't fire Sark this year. But if there isn't any improvement next year, he might be fucked. Dude just fired our soccer coach after 14 seasons after winning the SEC last year, and a losing record this year. 

Soccer is a non rev sport.  They can switch entire staffs with what they sell in concessions at a single football game.   

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

5 seasons in and we still don't have an offensive philosophy. Red flags and bells ringing. 
 

CDC is pretty cutthroat, but he won't fire Sark this year. But if there isn't any improvement next year, he might be fucked. Dude just fired our soccer coach after 14 seasons after winning the SEC last year, and a losing record this year. 

At the moment CDC is lording over mediocrity in the two biggest sports, men’s BB and football.  He needs to get his ass in gear too.

3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Marty Smith is a big NASCAR sideline guy

That’s Marty?  I love the Marty and Magee radio show but I didn’t know what they look like. 

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

Dude yes the refs are bad.  But this Texas team is so overwhelmingly bad in every facet of the game that it really doesn’t matter. Which is so sad and so inexcusable.

the refs could be favoring us, and we would still lose massively fuck up. when you have two #1 rated qbs be below average, .... 

1 minute ago, Jkwellborn said:


Herman could beat more talented teams.

Honestly, I would rather lose when I am supposed to lose over losing when I'm not supposed to. 

ive got nothing against fake-sports wwe but its so weird to see a "sports" network espn promote wwe

Just now, Minute Bull said:

At the moment CDC is lording over mediocrity in the two biggest sports, men’s BB and football.  He needs to get his ass in gear too.

Hey, we beat #23 NCST! But we did lose to ASU. Ugh. Miller has time. Sark does not. 

Our women's team is fucking awesome 

2 minutes ago, DFW Horn said:

He's won 10+ games the last 3 years at fuckin' Mississippi. That's impressive

What’s his record against Georgia bc for Texas that’s what matters. If we aren’t hiring a Georgia and Ohio State beater then look somewhere else 

We’re a softball school 

Just now, William Bludworth said:

Hey, we beat #23 NCST! But we did lose to ASU. Ugh. Miller has time. Sark does not. 

Our women's team is fucking awesome 

 

5 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I like how that one drive wisner had about 20 yards in Carrie’s and he hasn’t touched it since 

Sark is  a firm believer in NEVER take what they are giving you. 😡

Just now, 52-80 said:

ive got nothing against fake-sports wwe but its so weird to see a "sports" network espn promote wwe

Just always remember the 'E' is for entertainment. I agree it's weird. I miss those This Is Sportscenter commercials. Do they still do those?

2 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

At the moment CDC is lording over mediocrity in the two biggest sports, men’s BB and football.  He needs to get his ass in gear too.

Yeah sark is his guy 

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Honestly, I would rather lose when I am supposed to lose over losing when I'm not supposed to. 

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1 minute ago, 52-80 said:

ive got nothing against fake-sports wwe but its so weird to see a "sports" network espn promote wwe

The E stands for entertainment after all

Just now, BillyGoatHill said:

Sark is  a firm believer in NEVER take what they are giving you. 😡

So infuriating 

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Yea no way Kiffin can move the ball on aggy

I'm sober...yet I'm not sure if this is satirical. Kiffen would body aggy. 

2 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Honestly, I would rather lose when I am supposed to lose over losing when I'm not supposed to. 

This. 

 

I'm not trolling here, but they are clearly better.  This roster is sub par.  

We need Reed to throw us a pick or two.  The big money Texas spent on DL only this off season isn't getting to Reed that well at all.   Spend fucking money where we suck lol, it doesn't seem that hard but our HC made it that way. 

 

 

3 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

Honestly, I would rather lose when I am supposed to lose over losing when I'm not supposed to. 

Good thing Sark has both covered this season.

10 minutes ago, Thatguy said:

You are correct but none of these guys are going to listen to you. 

I think the deep shots were supposed to be the answer but the wind and refs took that aspect away from us. 

Grace Thornton is still hot.

So we have that going for us. 

Just now, BurgleBro said:

This. 

 

I'm not trolling here, but they are clearly better.  This roster is sub par.  

We need Reed to throw us a pick or two.  The big money Texas spent on DL only this off season isn't getting to Reed that well at all.   Spend fucking money where we suck lol, it doesn't seem that hard but our HC made it that way. 

 

 

Sark said exactly that, how do you turn this around coach and to the hottie on the sideline, “we gotta create a couple of turnovers.” 

offensive genius 

FML

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

I'm sober...yet I'm not sure if this is satirical. Kiffen would body aggy. 

well start drinking to numb the pain of this fucktard game 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

We’re a softball school 

 

We've moved past swimming? I don't think so! We won NC in BOTH sports. 
 

We are a softball AND S&D school. 

3 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

What’s his record against Georgia bc for Texas that’s what matters. If we aren’t hiring a Georgia and Ohio State beater then look somewhere else 

Not any worse than Sark's .000 winning percentage.

This. 
 
I'm not trolling here, but they are clearly better.  This roster is sub par.  
We need Reed to throw us a pick or two.  The big money Texas spent on DL only this off season isn't getting to Reed that well at all.   Spend fucking money where we suck lol, it doesn't seem that hard but our HC made it that way. 
 
 
Hard to throw picks when the defense plays so soft and it's just simple pitch and catch.
3 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

ive got nothing against fake-sports wwe but its so weird to see a "sports" network espn promote wwe

It's the "E" in ESPN.

2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I'm sober...yet I'm not sure if this is satirical. Kiffen would body aggy. 

Meh. Aggy is pretty clearly better than Ole Miss. 

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

Sark reminds me of Princess Leah chained to Jabba the Elko

Princess Leia

 

For fucks sake 

1 minute ago, Minute Bull said:

Sark reminds me of Princess Leah chained to Jabba the Elko

I don't see the chain stretching to Elko. Anyone have a pic or Gif?

I feel like Defense is going to have to win this one.

2 forced TO’s or we lose.

Maybe 1 and Niblet magic.

I just don’t see anything less than that resulting in a W.

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