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3 minutes ago, 52-80 said:

ive got nothing against fake-sports wwe but its so weird to see a "sports" network espn promote wwe

I legit worry about “ESPN-bet” or whatever their gambling info site is. 
 

Eventually they will have the power to determine who wins and loses every game in every sport.  You used to not even hear the line mentioned by commentators or a graphic about it.  Now you don’t even have to look for it. 

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6 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

At the moment CDC is lording over mediocrity in the two biggest sports, men’s BB and football.  He needs to get his ass in gear too.

Baseball too. Omaha trips aren’t satisfactory.

Just now, SarkAfterDark said:

I think the deep shots were supposed to be the answer but the wind and refs took that aspect away from us. 

If you've noticed anytime we play man teams he holds the ball. Against man you have to throw people open not wait to see them open. Despite what people here are saying we have time. 

Just now, Im_smarter_then_you said:

Yea no way Kiffin can move the ball on aggy

I enjoy Kiffin as a coach-for other teams. Really wouldn’t like him here. We can, and should do better. I am the only member of my immediate family that went to Texas. Everyone else an LSU grad. None of them want Kiffin.

Just now, Minute Bull said:

Sark reminds me of Princess Leah chained to Jabba the Elko

I would love some explanation for 2025 Sark. That could explain it. He at times is so laughably bad it’s like he’s point shaving. Knows a trick kick is coming from Georgia. All our players ain’t even looking. Knows not to kick to Concepcion we do anyway. Thinks our running game is awesome. Slow ass developing plays trying to get Arch killed. It’s like he’s trolling us. On top of which my rage is over the top at the refs so I don’t even have it to be mad as I could be at Sark. Our OLine is shit. Our RBs can’t do dick but the refs are screwing us. And I need to focus my rage on them. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

Meh. Aggy is pretty clearly better than Ole Miss. 

Disagree 

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

Sark said exactly that, how do you turn this around coach and to the hottie on the sideline, “we gotta create a couple of turnovers.” 

offensive genius 

FML

If he would have said “score more points” would you feel better?

Question isn't whether we'll lose, it's whether we'll at least narrow the margin in the 2nd half before A&M pulls away.

6 minutes ago, Minute Bull said:

At the moment CDC is lording over mediocrity in the two biggest sports, men’s BB and football.  He needs to get his ass in gear too.

Don’t forget we’re on the 3rd basketball coach in less than a decade with CDC

Four safeties and a dominant D, we win 11-10.

 

 

Is sark stupid or something? Why does he always try the same thing that doesn’t work?

Just now, nineliveslost said:

Princess Leia

 

For fucks sake 

I thought it was Prince Layup?

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1 minute ago, The Ace of Aces said:

What school will Baxter run for 1,000 yards at next season?

At least we haven't lost our sense of humor.

5 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Hey, we beat #23 NCST! But we did lose to ASU. Ugh. Miller has time. Sark does not. 

Our women's team is fucking awesome 

TEAMS .. plural … we are a women’s sports school.

One of the analysts said Kiffin would be making a decision on the LSU job this weekend. What if he's giving us a day or two to come to our sense....

3 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

I'm sober...

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I legit worry about “ESPN-bet” or whatever their gambling info site is. 
 
Eventually they will have the power to determine who wins and loses every game in every sport.  You used to not even hear the line mentioned by commentators or a graphic about it.  Now you don’t even have to look for it. 
Newsflash, gambling has been influencing sports since the old days of boxing. It's just now more obvious and they don't even care about hiding it.
Just now, satyanash said:

Question isn't whether we'll lose, it's whether we'll at least narrow the margin in the 2nd half before A&M pulls away.

I swear to God I hate your guts.

1 minute ago, Dnaguy said:

I feel like Defense is going to have to win this one.

2 forced TO’s or we lose.

Maybe 1 and Niblet magic.

I just don’t see anything less than that resulting in a W.

😔

The defense that is gassed.  Can’t tackle in space and can’t cover? 

Just now, Wishbone said:

I enjoy Kiffin as a coach-for other teams. Really wouldn’t like him here. We can, and should do better. I am the only member of my immediate family that went to Texas. Everyone else an LSU grad. None of them want Kiffin.

I don't know which of us has it worse. Mine went to aggy, and I'm the only one who went to Texas. 
 

We both live in hell. 

Just now, Dnaguy said:

I feel like Defense is going to have to win this one.

2 forced TO’s or we lose.

Maybe 1 and Niblet magic.

I just don’t see anything less than that resulting in a W.

😔

I actually do see it, run the god damn ball and be more physical like we were for 22 of the 30 mins. Stop with the screen game and man up and smash them. Then get back to tackling like we were the first 22 mins. Texas can win this but not with sark being all cute.  Shove their shit in. 

2 minutes ago, Bevoette said:

I mean.......

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Second one is an obvious DPI, but the first one is not. Wingo was grabbing the jersey and the DB was trying to dislodge his arm. The second one was 100% DPI.

2 minutes ago, scramblyn said:

Sark said exactly that, how do you turn this around coach and to the hottie on the sideline, “we gotta create a couple of turnovers.” 

offensive genius 

FML

Seriously. Turnovers don't mean shit when your offense can't move the fucking ball. 

1 minute ago, Wilcox Cummingtonite said:

Baseball too. Omaha trips aren’t satisfactory.

MBB is in the process of being fixed.  As is Baseball.

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I would love some explanation for 2025 Sark. That could explain it. He at times is so laughably bad it’s like he’s point shaving. Knows a trick kick is coming from Georgia. All our players ain’t even looking. Knows not to kick to Concepcion we do anyway. Thinks our running game is awesome. Slow ass developing plays trying to get Arch killed. It’s like he’s trolling us. On top of which my rage is over the top at the refs so I don’t even have it to be mad as I could be at Sark. Our OLine is shit. Our RBs can’t do dick but the refs are screwing us. And I need to focus my rage on them. 

He’s in over his head.   It’s clear.  

Sarks dumbass is gonna hand these dipshits a trip to the conference championship.  Eat shit sark 

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

If he would have said “score more points” would you feel better?

If he’d say I have no idea that would at least be honest. 

Starting to think Sark is saving his best offensive play calls for the NFL
Already was in the NFL, which was a failure.

I hate football games this late. And fuck the SEC too. We should have gone to the B1G and been in a conference with peers. 

1 minute ago, Thatguy said:

If you've noticed anytime we play man teams he holds the ball. Against man you have to throw people open not wait to see them open. Despite what people here are saying we have time. 

Man is Sark's kryptonite and he has no ability to modify his plan when we KNOW it's coming. Aggie has run this all year. Kirby always does it against Sark. 

I'm just grateful Venables hasn't figured it out yet.

Just now, staboner said:

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My sober is different than your sober. By "sober" I mean I'm able to get up and get another beer, but would definitely need an Uber to get two blocks to a convenience store. 

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

I enjoy Kiffin as a coach-for other teams. Really wouldn’t like him here. We can, and should do better. I am the only member of my immediate family that went to Texas. Everyone else an LSU grad. None of them want Kiffin.

Well, you're family is regarded 

/Not really.  Just drunk and pissed

1 minute ago, William Bludworth said:

I don't know which of us has it worse. Mine went to aggy, and I'm the only one who went to Texas. 
 

We both live in hell. 

I prefer my hell.

1 minute ago, TejasPedro said:

Starting to think Sark is saving his best offensive play calls for the NFL

Nobody wants this clown. Seriously, what is he elite at doing?

Ready for jokes..

i really think the key to the 2nd half is to give arch another concussion power-up

Sark's calls tonight have been questionable at best

Sucks donkey balls is more accurate

3 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

Princess Leia

 

For fucks sake 

Sorry, I moved out of my mom’s basement years ago

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