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Just now, Herbie Hancock said:

Jack Endries is a grown ass man

He's had a good game, for sure.

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we're gonna win.  

 

(the royal "we" because I didn't attend Texas)

Oh shit we have jumping up and down arch. It’s bout to be some shit 

1 minute ago, Bevo Num1 said:

When isn't he? 

Dude breaks like Mr Glass.

Just now, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

TE rumbling

And stumbling.

if we run a zone read here it's an easy TD for ARch

I’m sure they’ll be expecting that. Might need to wait until 3rd and long to try it.

Sweet baby Jesus, please tell me we worked on new goal line plays all week. 

Just now, Jkwellborn said:

The clock doesn’t stop for the chains?

i think just for a few secs, but starts once the chains are set. sure seemed fast to me too

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, he did not have the gas to even knock him out of bounds right there, lol.

He didn't even have the energy to make even a finger celebration lol 

Need the TD here. No question.  
 

Aggy WRs and Reed can score quickly and often if we make a mistake in converge or don’t tackle. 

We have fucked their shut up for the whole game except the one drive they scored. 

these guys will doubt themselves and this is when aggy will aggy. 

now smash these mother fucking goobers in the mouth and finish them!! 

That’s the Endries I’ve been waiting to see

Surprised that was a push off after the catch! 
 

Punch this fucker in!

Hell of a second effort by Endries. Finally seems like we’re playing with some passion. 

1 minute ago, naija said:

don't run a play before the 4th

Party on the field before 4th Q lol what the fuck are we doing 

Fucking go you magnificent sons of bitches! 

Just now, USNALonghorn said:

RUMBLIN STUMBLIN

He's a rollin' ball of butcher knives!

There we go Arch! Fuck yeah! Way to settle down!

Just now, Drew said:

Need the TD here. No question.  
 

Aggy WRs and Reed can score quickly and often if we make a mistake in converge or don’t tackle. 

Line up and run them over 

Can we please spread this out instead bunching up in some power formation and allowing aggy to have everyone stacked in the middle?

I didn’t see what number it was but our LT absolutely fucking punked their DL on that big play just now hahaha. I mean he knocked his ass flat. It was glorious 

i think just for a few secs, but starts once the chains are set. sure seemed fast to me too

I thought it just stopped long enough to set them. But they didn’t stop at all.
Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

Guys…….and gals, how erect are you???

I just turned the bathroom light on with no hands.

1 minute ago, cabowabo said:

Have to punch this shit in. 

Good point. Where do I send my 9.95?

This is Endries best game of the year and what we hoped for all year. We can’t have a dark red zone bullshit we need a TD 

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Guys…….and gals, how erect are you???

 

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Just now, gofuckyourself said:

Gotta fucking punch this one in

/Captain Obvious 

1st and Sark on the goal line

Have either of the Manning Uncles attended any of our home games?
I've seen Payton at a road game or two. 

Arch on the keeper for six please, they will be keying on Wisner.

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