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Just now, CurlyDumps said:

How many uncalled holds on Simmons we up to now?

about 12 fewer than we will end up with

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Just now, Kel Varnsen said:

Are these announcers aggy?

Yes. Ebeyone likes them more for some fucking reason. They’re going to slurp Aggie till the end cause they’re top 3 and have a huge come back already. 

Gotta be a touch down drive here.  Anything less than a TD and it’s pu ker your assholes 

Shits gonna be fine gentleman and ladies. And fellow killers. We will get shit done. They cannot defeat us mentally 

All gas no brakes is the most bullshit slogan ever. You can’t get conservative

game is not over, and we have the lead. time to nut up.

Just now, staboner said:

gifted from a fucking questionalbe facemask. wow 

Sure looked like he grabbed the jersey at the shoulder.  Refs love to call what they think they see though

1 minute ago, TexArcher said:

That facemask might have lost us this game.  And he had plenty of help.  Ungoddamnedbelievable.

That’s a lazy-ass attempt at a tackle. 

Third and 21.  Third and fucking 21.  I know, why don’t we just grab his facemask.  No one will see.

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Sark better have a 7 min drive up his ass

For a touchdown.

Please don't leave that part out of it.

That face mask might go down in history. 

1 minute ago, hobbes2702 said:

You’re a huge pussy

He is message board Collin Robinson. Don't feed him.

Just now, Captainant said:

I do not enjoy the Steve Sarkeesian Experience 

Well that defense wasn’t him. But that last drive was bad bad.  And so was arch on that bad miss 

1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Sark better have a 7 min drive up his ass

I have one.

Yesterday was Thanksgiving. So, I've got a few of them TBH.

Their offense didn’t go right down the field Texas bailed them out you bama fuck 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

This team seriously hates momentum. Hates success. And just doesn’t like stomping anyone out 

That’s the way it’s been under Sark for 5 years

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

Gotta be a touch down drive here.  Anything less than a TD and it’s pu ker your assholes 

my asshole has been puckered since kickoff

5 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

We ran with the wrong guy. That's my point.

Don't think Wisner goes anywhere on those runs.  Aggy was all over them.  What might have worked was another jet sweep

Just now, Captainant said:

I do not enjoy the Steve Sarkeesian Experience 

It’s just frustrating to watch. Almost every game. He just can’t get his teams to step on an opponents throat, and it will ultimately lead to his failure to succeed at Texas. 

Baxter: 5 carries for 3 yards. Insane that he sees the field let alone gets carries. 

That facemask fucked us bad.

The facemask was legit call and accidental. The ignored right tackle holding over and and over on that drive was the real magic of the sec

FG, then give up an Aggy TD in the last 1:00.

It's Sark's script.

1 minute ago, gaspar said:

That’s a lazy-ass attempt at a tackle. 

Would have never fucking happened if our DC grew a pair and brought pressure. Instead, he rushed 3 and left wide open running lanes for dumb open field tackling bullshit to occur. Learn your fucking lesson and make him get rid of the ball quickly.

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Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

Didn’t even look like a face mask. More like a chinstrap 

Yeah that was a bunch of BS. 

Ah well. Got to step up offense.

Just now, 89Horn said:

Third and 21.  Third and fucking 21.  I know, why don’t we just grab his facemask.  No one will see.

3rd and Longhorn has no bottom 

1 minute ago, scramblyn said:

Fucking A Texas. 

They are going to run blitz on 1st down. Sark and Arch need to be ready for that. They are trying to get us in negative plays on 1st down. 

Complete collapse in all phases. I've seen this before. We're not winning this.

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