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waiting for the jingling car keys and pooooor aggy.

Come on, crowd. You know what to do.

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Aggy has their eyes set on the bigger prize - a national championship. 😂

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Whoever called it pages ago…this game felt like the chokelahoma game.  You are a genius

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It’s been 5,475 days since aggy has beaten Texas in football 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

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LOL.  Wife just cranked up the vacuum cleaner.  File this under "tell me you're mad without saying you're mad".  To make it worse for her, she is going shopping with my sister tomorrow who will pour some more burnt orange salt in the wound.  

So that makes 4 wins over top 10 teams this year.  Interesting conundrum 

Arch may not be the best QB in CFB, but at least he ain't Marcel "Can't" Reed a defense.  

2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Get some 1st downs and then start the poor aggy chant

*poo raggy

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

Where are all you motherfuckers who said the game was over in the FIRST HALF??

They just need a joint. Chill man. I told everyone nothing was fucked. I was right. We own them. They are like our bitches. 

33 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Thank you, hopefully there are other screen grabs of her, I'm interested in buying that button she is wearing and need a clearer view.

 

Buy a Mac, your fapping dreams are just a pinch away...

2 minutes ago, Dnaguy said:

What happened?

Where was the penalty 

Aggy RT hits Simmons in face, Simmons stupidly retaliates, ref sees only the retaliation 

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Just now, StassneyHorn said:

These next 2 minutes need to be “POOR AGGIES” taunt on max volume

It is time! 

Wife’s like….you sure are calm.  
 

Gummy, gummy goodness……;)

Many of us are walking into work Monday with a big, shit-eating, grin.  Hell, the three ags I work with are pretty nice, but f them.

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

probably unsportsmanlike conduct, taking helmet off? dunno

No, they called a personal foul...not UNS

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Fucking Summons retaliates.  Fucking stupid.  At least the pick stands

Not sure I really blame him.  Everyone has a breaking point...

1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Where are all you motherfuckers who said the game was over in the FIRST HALF??

I'm proud to be wrong

3 minutes ago, Al Czervik said:

Bitch move on the receiver on the last interception.  Fuck yo dog. 

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santaayash?

1 minute ago, mchookem said:

 one's ibs is acting up and he can't stay out of the bathroom. 

Lizzy Greene Smile GIF by ABC Network

Just now, Nicole44 said:

They just need a joint. Chill man. I told everyone nothing was fucked. I was right. We own them. They are like our bitches. 

This!!!

Have to listen to the postgame call in show on that Aggy radio station, need Longhorns to call in as pissed Aggies.

Just now, DFW Horn said:

Unfortunately, they'll still make the playoffs. No SEC Championship game, though, so fuck them.

There’s a strong chance they finish the season 0-2 and their magical season is no trophy, no win over Texas and one and done in the playoffs. If that’s their best season in over 30 years I’m ok. 

Just now, NBHorn7 said:

The meltdown on texags will be glorious.

 

I honestly cannot wait for all of the screenshots. Like, waaaaay more than a normal person should. I want those tears intravenously and anally. IDGAF

Just now, Carl Spackler said:

Where are all you motherfuckers who said the game was over in the FIRST HALF??

They were busy crying about the refs and ESPN conspiring to throw the game like the bitches they always are. 

Just now, Majorcholas said:

Whoever called it pages ago…this game felt like the chokelahoma game.  You are a genius

Sark deserves credit for owning our rivals 

One of you dipshits said the second half could be like OU game.  Show yourself. 
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2 minutes ago, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

He’s a genius again!

Took a Power Nap at Holiday Inn at halftime!

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

So that makes 4 wins over top 10 teams this year.  Interesting conundrum 

IMO the tosu game looks like a pretty good loss.

2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

That's kinda fucked up.

 

 

 

 

 

Lol.

 

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Just now, SpiralOut said:

Arch may not be the best QB in CFB, but at least he ain't Marcel "Can't" Reed a defense.  

I'm fond of "Marcel One-Reed"

How does the committee leave out a team that has 3 top 10 wins?

I didn’t check internet this entire game.  Just enjoyed every minute of it.  Trying to live like times before the internet and it was pretty glorious.  This Texas team reminds me of some of the Gardere teams from my time in school.  Not perfect, lots of flaws, but some really special wins.  Poor aggy!

link to Aggie post game radio, PRETTY PLEASE WITH SUGAR ON IT

1 minute ago, Majorcholas said:

Whoever called it pages ago…this game felt like the chokelahoma game.  You are a genius

I think there are probably some similarities between their DL play that unleashed Wisner.

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