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Just now, USNALonghorn said:

Owning your rivals goes a long way around here

We'll give him another year.

Just dock his pay by half. 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

We've played pretty bad and are down 7.  Officiating was kind of "suspect."

BUT, their QB is dinged up and we get one of our best defensive players back in the 2nd half.  

They get the ball first but how is everyone going to feel if we tie the game at 10:00 in the 3rd?

Oh, hai.

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I love Arch. I love the toughness. The mistakes are difficult but this fucker is a baller. Proud of our playmakers who stepped up today in the best ways. 

It might have been a long season, but I still love my longhorns no matter what happens this post season

Just now, Party_Taco said:

An interview during the eyes?!

Boo

Yeah what a stupid cunt she couldn’t even say Sark state his case

Somewhere, Kayce Smith is crying and having to do a show for Barstool tonight!

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Beat OU, beat piggy, beat aggy. Whatever happens this team did that.

arch finishes the regular season with 32 touchdowns and 7 ints.

hes going to the new york ceremony next year.

Billy Liucci using his tears as lube tonight. 

Just now, tx 3 putt said:

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Hahaha. I knew someone would break it out! Hookem!

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Coffee is going to taste fucking great in the morning.

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This announcer is wishcasting so hard. I DON'T THINK TEXAS WILL GET IN! THEY PROBABLY WON'T GET IN! Fuck you, stupid bitch.

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Sark, you yelled at the refs and stumped for your team. There may be hope for you yet my son

 

3 minutes ago, orangebird said:

Say what you will about those Texas teams, but Gardere never lost to OU during his entire tenure at Texas.

He is a pretty good guy too.  Best story I have is I had to buy a sewer treatment plant from Bucky Richardson.  He was definitely prototypical aggy.

Texas outscores Aggy according to Aggy radio, so weak.

6 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

One of you dipshits said the second half could be like OU game.  Show yourself. 
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Was that you? I knew the my could the question was whether sark would run the ball straight up their asses and he did. FOR ONCE, he didn’t step on his dick. 

1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

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They rode the Texas Giant this year, still got hooked 🤘

Just now, Deej said:

Billy Liucci using his tears as lube tonight. 

So....same as every night.

@Sgt Hulkwould you still have rather lost by 50 pussy ass bishhhh????

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Just now, Zeus said:

Yeah what a stupid cunt she couldn’t even say Sark state his case

How dare you call Molly McGrath a cunt. Take it back now!

Two years in a row, bitch slapping them out of the championship game. Fucking love it

CDC and Sark talking comparing notes on how the ball sack is that just went across aggy's face.

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2 minutes ago, William Bludworth said:

Who gives a shit? We lost to fucking Florida in week 5 AFTER a bye week. Who's their coach again? Oh right, that Florida team fired their coach 2 games later. 

Like I said.  Fuck off. now be a good little boy...

So, like I been sayin' all season ... they really just weren't that fucking good.

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When they started showing babes in the crowd we started ballin 

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And it’s goodbye to A&M!!!
 

Thank you, Ags, for throwing a fit about hosting last year’s game. Knew we’d win at home. Hook ‘em forever!!!

1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

I love Arch. I love the toughness. The mistakes are difficult but this fucker is a baller. Proud of our playmakers who stepped up today in the best ways. 

As great of a poster as you are, it pains me to read your positivity posts with the shit you’ve been spewing about Sark and the program nonstop the past two weeks.

Play on, playa.

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I love Arch. I love the toughness. The mistakes are difficult but this fucker is a baller. Proud of our playmakers who stepped up today in the best ways. 

The growth from game 1 to tonight is unreal.

1 minute ago, NBHorn7 said:

Somewhere, Kayce Smith is crying and having to do a show for Barstool tonight!

Unfortunately it'll be tomorrow night

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Horns lead 2-1 best of five

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